Enter bedroom

>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat do?

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Why is the ocean in my bedroom?

My landlord will fucking kill me. How do I explain to him having a beach in the bedroom?

who stands like that, seriously

>enter sea

Someone most likely peeing or someone with crabs, both benign beach crabs and genital crabs

Probably a professional model who's been paid to do so?

A girl showing her form for a photograph.
You don't get this?

>girl

>nut in Y fronts
>tell lady take ocean out of room
>keep crabs

Wonder how the fuck a giraffe got in my mom's basement.

Immediately call news to report massive sea rise in my bedroom due to global warming

Still here?? More?

Cool poster.

swim

>realize ocean is in my bedroom
>Global Warming is not a hoax
>rape her as the world is coming to an end

Can she take some of that off? ;)

i'm here

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Isn't she super hot?

"We had to rearrange some stuff for the photoshoot."
some!

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Long time no see. How are you doing?

Which of my friends are you?

I'd ask who's been reading Sports Illustrated in my room.

Very early here. Aloha

any reason you're up early? dreaming about inserting your penis in Hannah Ferguson?

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Not really, went to bed early so I'm up early lol

Admire the architect. That is some bedroom!

dreaming about it now?

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Oh yes

interested in a competition this morning?

What Happen to my bed... I sea everwhere

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How soon? Very interested

i don't feel like typing out the intro...if you make the thread with one off my pictures...there's a 95% chance one will happen.

Give me a few. And a good pic of Hope for the OP

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What the fuck did you do to my room? What?? I’m still tripping, you’re not a model? You’re my dog? Order me a pizza while I go swim.

>

I am Poseidon, God of the Sea. How dare this Chaddette JoJo pose me to keep me from entering my domain! I will smite you with the power of my Stand, Ocean Man!

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