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>asking a famous oscar winner to go to prom with you
>asking a famous oscar winner to go to prom with you using a parody song
Cringe

>prom
???

Good. This kind of behavior is absolutely disgusting. So she turns up, with a bunch of security and other things on her mind, and what happens then? How does he see this developing beyond the initial jej? This is a guy thinking that if he gets needy and measly enough, he'll get his paws on a perfect stranger he happens to have shuffled off a few knucklechildren to. Nobody with any sense would have accepted. These days, Mark David Chapman would have a fucking Kickstarter.

Why do faggots do this? Its cringy as fuck

>enema stone

holy shit get some fucking taste, kid

Smart move,you give in,every fucking loser will try to repeat it. Just like that guy who eats one pic of Jason Segel a day until Jason Segel eats a pic of him. Not gonna happen,but it's fun watching people thinking they are hilarious,new viral sensation.

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>Just like that guy who eats one pic of Jason Segel a day until Jason Segel eats a pic of him.

What.

Good
faggot geeks need to be put in their place.

hopeful is not a noun

emma stone turned down my being her pusy slave make a headline of that

Holy shit an attention seeking fuckface gets turned down by a person because fuck them. I want celebrities to be allowed to make videos mocking these wierdos without being bitched at by everyone for hurting some poor attention whore's feelings

cnn.com/2017/04/06/entertainment/emma-stone-prom-date/

this is what google is for: end of school year (high school, mostly jr and sr year) formal dance in USA

Based pusy poster

This fat nerd thinks he is so random because he will eat a picture of Jason Segel a day until Jason Segel eats a pic of him.

time.com/4680185/jason-segel-face-eating/

Why would she waste her time on some little loser anyway? She is not a ficking charitable foundation

Another example of why bullies are necessary in our society

Good, fuck that faggot.

I'm glad Sup Forums can band together in the hatred of this faggot.

Y'know what, that's fine, could be worse.

Lots worse.

This,for real. Bullies weed out autism and strengthen the character. Without bullies,everyone is special and eccentric and everyone is right.

well, that's fucking retarded

No,no,you just don't have the sense of humor! You are just jealous you didn't think of it first... If you had any imagination and a sense of humor,you would be pissing yourself right now.

in a perfect world this would get him sympathy from other girls who'd ask him to take them.

In the real world everybody would be spamming his social media calling him a fucking loser and making image macros of Emma mocking him and his tiny penis

I'm going to shove 3 tablespoons of cardamom up my ass every lunar cycle until Ryan Gosling directs an interracial porno, i hope TMZ reports on me.

>17-year old hopeful

what the fuck is that term

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faggot

BTFO

This sentence makes no sense.

Imagine if that was a 17yo girl with a grown male actor.

>Amateurs trying to chanel mememagic

Better luck next time.

that kid goes to my high school and is stuck up and entitled like every other shit who went there. the last fag that pulled this got to meet miley cyrus at least.

Emma is 28yo

And? In america you ain't an adult until you're 21.

that's pretty fucking funny

worst emma confirmed

The could actually might have gotten the date if he asked Gosling instead

>and other things on her mind
I thought this was going to turn into a cuckold post when I read this line

I want to kill this kid

>Prom being a big deal in Burgerland

>time.com/4680185/jason-segel-face-eating/
Why Jason Segel of all people?

wow go on tell me more about 17 year old girls!!

>The could actually might have gotten the date if he asked Gosling instead

Did you also write the nonsensical headline?

Emma stone go to prom with me, i'm not in high school but we can sneak in somewhere

If you say no, I will blast you on social media, and you don't want that

Based Emily Jean

>interracial porno

White on black, or black on white?

Emma Stone humiliatrix video when?

>you thought your stupid little song would allow you to take MOI to the prom? Here's what I think of your request *spits at camera*

I meant to type kid instead of could

you're a big hopeful

She turned him down, out of compassion. She knew that the prom date would inevitably lead to fucking and she just couldn't envision herself giving a 17-year-old spergtard every single STD in the book.

Emma Stone's a cunt, but she's not a fucking cunt.

he's doing it ironically and having fun while you jack off in the dark

a white man fucks a female Herbie Hancock lookalike while being disgusted. The man somehow is sarcastically fucking her while singing poorly. And his mom is there and cuts off his hand or some shit.

>Implying she won't be pressured for being """"mean and arrogant""" for publicly humilliating him and she'll end up doing it.

I jack off in brightly lit areas, thank you.

How else are you meant to jack off if not in the dark

>the kid just wanted to taste her perfect soles

Don't be so cruel on him

Half your age + 7

Are there a lot of instances where kids produce something substantial? I may be wrong here but in my mind whatever they do always ends up being a shitty spin on the thing that already exists and they think that it's the greatest thing ever. I'm not that far age-wise form them but even at 70 I can't imagine smiling at this shit and going "god bless youth", it just looks low quality.

because it's random,duh!

>Are there a lot of instances where kids produce something substantial?

They're call stem cells

kek well played

how bad is it to consume this amount of printer ink?

this
Media fucked him over. Some reporter should take him to the prom and do him right in his bum.

Not really. Embryonic stem cells aren't used anymore since we have induced pluripotent SCs.

don't all you eurocucks grow up on american movies?

how the fuck do you not know what prom is?

I DM'd Emma Roberts on IG a few hours ago asking to be her pusy slave. She saw it but ignored it

Wasn't there some kid with down syndrome who asked Taylor Swift to the prom.

Post proof

Heartbreaking ;_;

>DM'd on IG
huh

can you imagine being a celebrity? it must be fucking awful. i'd much rather just be rich as fuck and anonymous. not only do you have to sign autographs every time you leave the house and take pictures with everybody on the street (because everyone has a f'ing camera in their pocket now) but you get invited to prom by 16 year old spergs and are seen as bitchy and elitist if you have the nerve to say no.

wouldn't wish being a celebrity on my worst enemy honestly.

>pusy slave

what responsibilities does this position entail?

everything to do with her pusy needs

>Dude books LMAO!

All three Emmas are insufferable cunts

You got a problem with books?

your just mad because she got le blacked

Basically, cleaning it, trimming or shaving it, maintaining it, giving it the attention and adoration it deserves. Also,occasional lickings in return for being a good boy. You know, just pusy stuff where you live your life controlled by her pusy

>ywn have a dialogue with Watson's vag
jdimsa

damn yall whites be cray

american teenage ((((((((comedies))))))))) are not that big of a thing in yourope

IN ENGLISH DOC

Dat nigga Indian senpai

U mad black boi?

ugh, it's like a dog getting pregnant with cat babies. get it now you caveman fuck?

this happens all the time too. it's not viewed as predatory because the girl just has a crush and the celebrity isn't going to fuck her afterwards.

it'd only be creepy if the celebrity was the one asking the 17 year old girl to prom.

>don't worry guys it's le irony

vine tier horse shit

>Emma Stone

At least he didnt set his sights too high

male celebs fuck tiny teens at comic con all the time

It's not viewed as predatory because the male doesn't accept or usually reply. It's stupid childish bs overblown by a retarded media.

yeah he's got a good eye

Based Affleck with the brutal mockery.

lets see the parody video then

of course. that's not my point though.

when you read about a 17 year old girl asking tim tebow or ryan gosling to prom and them agreeing to go it's just a publicity stunt and they're not going to fuck afterwards. i'm not saying that celebrities don't fuck underage girls, just that the person who said imagine if it was an male celebrity and a 17 year old girl was misguided since that shit happens too.

holy shit i want to be a male celeb now

there's no video, it's all a publicity stunt

Name 3 modern cases this has happened. Like last 5-10 years.

99% of the time male and female celebrities don't reply. it's only if there's a hook or if it goes viral that it does.

still, there's been times where male celebrities have gone as prom dates in the past. i remember reading just a few months ago that tim tebow went to the prom with a girl with special needs. obviously just a photo op/publicity stunt.

ranker.com/list/celebrities-who-went-to-prom-with-fans/celebrity-lists

i have a special need
to be emmas pusy slave