Oh man, what went wrong?

Oh man, what went wrong?

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Nothing it was gr8

nothing, it was funny

his bull stopped satisfying his wife and daughters

who's this guy?

did netflix get rid of ratings because of amy juwemer's whining? because all i get is a green "##% match" when I search for shit now

yes

Nothing, it was hands down one of his best ever specials.

He went on and on about his pet bee.

I thought it was brilliant

> talk about controversial or offensive topics
> it's funny because it's louis ck

too many fag "jokes"

He did? That probably went over a lot of peoples head. A bee in the cuckold community is a husband that is "rented" out to couples that need a cuck.
Some couples want a bull, but some want a bee - if you catch my drift.

>Louis C.(uc)K

Everything, I'd say.

thank you based cuckspert.

Nothing wrong with watching your wife being fucked by a big black cock desu

stop bein such a fag

Sup Forums is pissed that he didn't mention trump or cuckolding once in his special

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it was still pretty good. the opening bit about abortion was probably the worst party. wasn't funny nor was it thought provoking. just felt tired.

i liked the magic mike stuff and the bit about wanting a big tall boyfriend, but i felt the bit about sucking a really nice dick dragged on and wasn't that funny

Here's The Quick Rundown

>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs

>In contact with aliens

>Possess psychic-like abilities

>Control france with an iron but fair fist

>Own castles & banks globally

>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line

>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)

>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth

>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies

>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51

>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world

>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now

>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?

>They learned fluent French in under a week

>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff

>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society

>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

>Louis saunters onto the stage, his belly full of hot negroid seed already from the two other shows that night
>Not even mentally preparing the audience, he immediately begins screaming his prose into the mic
>"BIG"
>The audience, seemingly jolted awake by his sudden outburst, roars to life with a chorus that echoes every word from Louis' cracked lips
>"BLACK"
>The auditorium doors creak open as several bulls stroll in, their entrance unnoticed behind the defining sound of the audiences rapturous screaming
>"COCKS!!"
>There's no need for cuckold enforcement personell this time around; everyone here is a seasoned veteran of Louis' shows and immediately they spring into action
>Wives are violently dragged to the pens, their accepting grimaces contrasting their husband's gleeful smiles
>The bulls immediately get to work as the auditorium shakes with the sheer force of all the noise: women moaning, men crying with aroused pleasure, and bulls grunting in rapid bursts as they pound away
>Louis sits on the stage, taking it all in - before he can even see the men behind him, they've grabbed him and put him on his knees
>The restraint is more a courtesy than anything, as the bulls know Louis would never resist, even with a tummy already full of seed
>They take turns penetrating his mouth, only stopping long enough for Louis to sputter more rhetoric into his microphone
>"LITTLE"
>A hard cock roughly goes down his throat, then comes out as quickly as it entered
>*cough* "WHITE"
>A different member enters Louis, this one nearly nine inches long - And Louis can feel EVERY inch!
>*wheeze* "DICKS!!"
>As bulls climax deep inside sobbing wives, husbands hands free ejaculate in their trousers and Louis begins vomiting semen as the bulls stomp on his inefficient white gonads
>In between pleasured wails, Louis glances down at the crowd
>"Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight, folks!"

It was pretty standard Louis CK.
Nothing too shocking and nothing really new.
But I guess since we have to meme if you don't reply to this, your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

He wore a suit.

FUCK YOU

I need a little quicker rundown than this thank you

>I just wanted to wear your jacket!

haha, go fuck yourself

white ppl

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ugh

Has he ever in his stand up career made a joke about jews

He spent most of the time talking about abortion and sucking dicks.

You know you are running out of material if one of of your jokes is putting the microphone in your mouth for 20 seconds to show what it looks like to have a dick in your mouth for 20 seconds.

I love Louis but this special was shit.

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>Sir, both Amy and Louis stand up specials are awful. What are we doing to do?
>Make the call

Theres the one about how the word Jew is derogatory while also politically correct. Was actually really funny.

Dave's were disappointing too. Not bad, just not as good as I hoped. Probably my fault for having my expectations too high

>tfw turned it off 30 minutes in
His last show was also lame but at lease good enough for me to make it to the end

what happened? Some of the biggest chortles of my life was listening to 2000s louis

Not enough jokes about the IBG

>tfw u watch the dana carvey netflix special and he spends 20 minutes waving his arms around, pretending to be trump and g w bush
>then turn it off and watch the jim norton special
>and around the 40 minute mark jim makes an off the cuff remark about how if you're a shitty comedian you jiggle around while doing an impression instead of telling jokes

it was great

his bit about abortion was a gigantic redpill, cant believe people say he's some overt leftist, that was basically a pro-life argument, roasties on suicidewatch

for me it was the opposite, i expected it to be a shit but actually it was pretty decent comedy.

not great but it did get a few laughs out of me, amy's though....i honestly didn't even watch half of it and i feel like even that is too much

his daughters grew up and he ran out of "my daughters are such dumb cunt jokes"

Honestly, I think this man has elevated cuckoldry beyond a fetish, it's an art form.

His latent homosexuality, the divorce papers, the alimony, the teenaged sexual rejection continuing long into adulthood, the early onset baldness, the gingerdom, the shameful Mexican heritage, the obvious sexual inadequacy and almost certainly small and unappealing penis. If it weren't for his genius as a comedian, Louis CK would be an absolute loser. Even despite it, he is still a sexual failure. His entire existence is cuckoldry itself, as is his comedy act. With "2017", he has elevated it to art.

He truly is the Cuckold King.

>look up the special, want to see the general attitude towards it
>click on first thinkpiece link
>this advert on the side

holy shit

?

I was watching it from my phone in bed and I almost died and had to get up because was laughing so hard at the 12 year old school boy fingering girls scene.

He takes his time.

He showers, puts on cologne, combs what little ginger hair he has left, puts on the suit piece by piece. He puts on his best dress shoes, then polishes them. He breathes in deeply, grabs the doorknob and steps into the bedroom.

At first he stops at the doorstep, standing still. He stares at both of them in amazement, at first his ex-wife who had already divorced him, taken half of his earnings and the custody of his children. His eyes turn to her partner, a significantly taller, more muscular black man than himself. Both of them embracing each other, completely naked while he simply stared at them and processed what he was seeing, immediately struck with jealousy at his ex-wifes obvious admiration for the man as well as his obviously longer and girthier member than his own, which also happened to be uncircumcised. Much like his Mexican father's penis, except significantly larger and thicker, even considering the fact that he was a child while observing his father's penis. Once again, gazing at that large African American member, he was reminded of how small, circumcised, pathetic looking and weak his own penis looked in comparison. It was no wonder his ex-wife told him to stop masturbating in the bedroom with them, it was a shameful sight even to watch and occasionally put her out of the mood.

He breathed in deeply again.

Then he walks into his bedroom and sits down in a chair quietly, and simply admires the beauty of watching his wife get fucked by a giant BBC while she stares him right in the eyes, completely naked with her lover, while he stares at her mesmerized. He then remembered that he shouldn't launder this suit, and as he left the bedroom thick with the smell of loud, sweaty interracial sex, he knew then and there that he would wear it on stage as he performed his new Netflix special.

Literally the fucking male version of Amy Schumer.

brevity is the soul of wit

hope this helps

I was actually astonished by how awful Amys special was, like I've never found her funny and the whorish women act is overdone so her humor has always just been bland and boring to me but wow was I amazed when I attempted to watch it.
Like her jokes go beyond just being stale and unfunny they are cringy and hard to listen too. Like you can feel how awkward the entire special is since she never once gets a huge laugh from her audience(say like whenever Chappelle brought up OJ).
It was like an amateur comedian with no absolutely no wit just saying the 1st thing that came to her mind.
Not only did I not laugh but her jokes actually hurt me physically.

wtf i hate comedy now

> offensive/controversial content presented in overly formal and old fashioned speech
> so original

>Bogdanoffs are angels who will usher in the Age of Aquarius

would you reccommend watching the jim nort spesh

jim's specials usually stink
but the most recent one is 10/10 comfy tier
more laughs than louis and chapelle's 3 specials combined

After suffering through Burr and Chappelle's new specials it was a welcome surprise as I had almost given up on comedy in 2017.

>mfw the 9/11 denier bit

>not having given up on life in 2004

kys

have a run down on shia

I watched about 2 mins of Dana carvey because my GF loves waynes world, it was shut off 5 mins in. Unwatchable.

dhfh

That fucking nigger is as unfunny as Shumer

hjkjhk

give me a quick gestalt on this specific user anons

>mummy bows down to user
>eats tendies with a greasy hand
>will be the first 1000 lbs man
>has watched an amount of animes in the triple digits
>virgin by choice
>staunch bane poster
>first space stations will not allow him in

all we now so far

>hears voices in his head telling him they like him and hes a good guy
>only uses his left leg most of the time but almost half the time he uses his right
>bought a lot of bitcoin in 2016 when it was at its peak
>considers himself a professional knitter

this is what i'm hearing but again we can never be sure

sources?

Fuck u Shakespeer stay off my board and go right some mor plays, fag

ill right a hook into your jaw you fucking cunt

go right mor plays about neegers losing their women to the superior BWC and jews losing a pound of flesh u fuckin queer emperor

easy there shylock or ill fucking write some shit right now

Fuckin fag, easy to write that on an anonymous bored but I bet you look liek Falstaff composing verses

that makes no sense. a cuckold enjoys watching a person he loves having sex with someone else.

It wasn't as good as his previous stuff but I still laughed. Good bits in there.

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Some of the jokes went on for a little too long.

comics don't bring their A material for netflix

>implying i ever read shakespare

cunt i may aswell have learnt how to suck cock for all the good speaking in ye olde english wouldve done me fuck me dead

fucking old fashioned speech cracks me up every time

This isn't funny its just sad. You're making fun of him to prove to yourself that you aren't affiliated with this sickness when clearly you are and its clearly all you pleasure yourself to. Get help or at least stop watching porn you sad little man

Wearing a suit for starters.

Yes

>everyone talking about Dave, Bill, and Louis specials
>even amy steinberg
>no one cares about based Jo koy making a return

true these polaks are sick people

I am sure this sounded much better in your head.

literally.............................................................................................................
... WHO?

>muh abortion should be legal
>haha I'm so cynical human lyfe has no value xD
>I just wanna suck a dick but only if it's a nice dick tho xD

He's become the ultimate cuck.

was it good? I haven't watched it yet

Nortons special was better than all these other ones

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>wanting a basic gestalt and not the big enchilada.

Kys faggot

youtube.com/watch?v=95XUnuT96GE

why are so many standup Netflix specials so disappointing?

>it's not ok to rape people
>any people
>but what about jews?

yes he has. unfortunately his standup peaked around 2011

No patience for his current public persona but the special really was good.

kek I missed these.

Oh, fuck you.

He's been single for like a decade. Where the fuck did all this cuckold shit come from?

asking for a friend

yuropoor here

where can i find it and is it something with ferrel because i cant find louis ck netflix download anywhere

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