OFFICIAL WATFORD v CHELSEA MATCH THREAD

8:00pm kick-off.

Hornets: Karnezis; Mariappa, Prödl, Holebas; Janmaat, Doucouré, Capoue, Zeegelaar; Deulofeu, Deeney (C), Richarlison.
>Subs: Bachmann, Mukena, Ndong, Pereyra, Lukebakio, Carrillo, Gray.

Blues: Courtois; Azpilicueta, David Luiz, Cahill (c); Moses, Bakayoko, Kante, Zappacosta; Willian, Hazard, Pedro.
>Subs: Caballero, Rudiger, Emerson, Drinkwater, Fabregas, Hudson-Odoi, Giroud.

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>you now remember Morata

lmao why would I watch this nonsense

>chelshit

I CANT WAIT FOR PEDRO AND WILLIAN TO CROSS THE BALL A MILLION TIMES TO HAZARD

Literally make or break for Conte.
If he loses tonight, he's gone.

>troy deeney
youtube.com/watch?v=_agRSPhmDbo

>wayne rooney is an expert
lel not taking off mute yet

>chelsea still not starting a striker

What did conte mean by this?

Just play Giroud wtf

deulofeu will become good tonight, las, I feel his time has come

There is absolutely nothing in that Chelsea attack, ridiculous.. are Chelsea fans strongly conte out?

Crashing this team.

>buy lb
>play rb at lb

>buy striker
>play three ams as shifting false 9s

>complain you don't get any players

where is morata?!? not even benched

ded

conte says back injury

He had a back injury and his friend died so he's probably dead.

what the fuck happened to Marcos the Mutilator? why isnt he in the squad?

how many survivors?

top lyl

>that Chelsea squad
WEW ANTONIO
Let's not play the left wing back at left wing back, or the striker at striker, let them just stay on the bench so we can play other players out of position
Masterful tactics
Minor muscular injury apparently

>no striker again

hes started every game this season so a break should do him some good lad

Up Chels!

>Jamie Carragher unironically comparing Liverpool's front three to Rooney, Ronaldo and Tevez

LMAO the absolute state of scousers. They're deranged.

I'm not watching your league lmao

>"Ronaldo might have been the best player in the world then"
>Literally won the Ballon D'or

*scores against u*

Conte is clearly desperate to get sacked for the payoff. Pretty disgraceful tbqh.

>Marcos Alonso’s absence from tonight's game is precautionary
They not trust him to drive to the stadium?

Chelshit literally collapse every other year.

>scathill starting
>shatayoko starting
>girpoo not starting

Conte is too smart for us.

Digits and Chelsea lose 4-0

Based Carragher putting the scouser la’s to bed with their stupid complaints

oooh boy he boutta

Everybody's too busy greentexting to notice Barkley isn't in the squad which is a fucking result. What a waste of money

Don't forget
>Pedro playing

not his fault Chelshit is disgusting club that won't let him buy the player he want

>poodro
>willianumber two

Pulled a Hamstring cause apparently Conte is murdering the players
>literally 8 players have pulled their hamstrings this season

>the Slayers of Southampton

>Real Madrid
>Shit
>poached by City
wow

I love that you put willian below the tier to get a fecal nickname

>conte is murdering the players

these are professional athletes.

>Cahill still starting after Bournemouth

If Conte dislikes a player he gives him 3 min at the end of the game. Poorkley is just injured.

How do I get subtitles playing on my TV for MNF? I honestly have no idea what the fuck Rooney and Carragher are talking about.

>Marcos, give Morata a lift home

Number two is a fecale nickname desu

but he's literally going to their houses at night and slicing their hammy

>Gonde's over-train players so board could buy him some players.

4d-chess

oh..I thought you were calling pedro willian nr 2

2-2
richarlison, azza, willian, scathill OG

>Rudiger dropped after having a shit but not unforgivable game
>Cahill still retains his spot
Conte just wants that compensation money at this point

A Helper appears.

Don't forget
>loan out your only available striker at the time
>he contributes to all 3 goals in his first game

Chelsea are in a state but they'll still comfortably win

>JF raging that EBGC is still captain and still plays
pathetic

Does Bakayoko have Conte's nudes?!?1

thought that before Bournemouth t b h

LUIZ IS BACK LADS CANT WAIT

just bet 30,000 on it, better be right

Who the hell is managing Watford this week?

I want Watford out of my league

zidane by friday

*injures your hamstring*

memories rushing back to me....

no need to learn any names there

goes for players or managers

eehhh.... itsa.....ehh... nota ing...eh.... pear sonell.... ehh... keed

Reminder if you want Conte out you are a moron.

>Firmino
>shit

stream:
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>buy back-up striker
>main striker is injured
>leave back-up striker on the bench
For what purpose? Is Conte deliberately trying to crash this club with no survivors?

hazard playing striker now

what does this look convey?

Giroo has played like 15 minutes since December

FACE MELTER

>it's a Mike Dean episode
Comedy gold incoming

Conte is not buying players. He doesn't even know who's coming in and who's going.

Just saw watfords mascot for the first time. What did I think of it?

>no analysis from Jamie and Wayne on the Dele Alli vid

Disappointed.

>Bakayoko

Conte pls

>Javi Garcia

Generic af

>Still no Fabregas

???

I’m in pleb mode and I want to see goals today, should I bother watching this match or is it going to be a borefest?

>Donkeyoko

fuck sake conte

Are Chelsea fans the rarest of sights on Sup Forums? Where the fuck are they all

Shh lads match is starting

right here

aesthetic pitch

all city fans now lad

working etc

there will be 3 goals, 1 in the first half 2 in the second

This.

Their staff retention rate is fucking abysmal.

They all disappear when they're team is doing shit. Every other poster was a Chelsea fan when they won the title last season.

It's past 2am in their timezones

>this chelsea defence

abysmal

weiner