Daily reminder that Olivia Munn was literally weeks away from doing porn before she landed her hosting gig at G4

> Daily reminder that Olivia Munn was literally weeks away from doing porn before she landed her hosting gig at G4

source?

a damn shame.

>get a job on tv
>do porn
Why are women so retarded? There are more options to make a living.

Why do they almost always go to porn? How about just doing something else? Are they that addicted to attention from others?

Yes.

She's dumb with no skills. Did you expect her to become an accountant?

In the case of Munn, she's failed at everything she's tried. She got fired from FOX Sports for not knowing how teleprompters work, she got fired from G4 for going off script, and she got fired from The Daily Show for not being entertaining.

She just keeps failing upwards!

The Super Bowl can suck it!

>M-m-my face blindness can suck it!

>She got fired from FOX Sports for not knowing how teleprompters work
Que? How can you fail at reading a teleprompter?

Wasn't her.

When she was on attack the show while I was in high school many boners were had. Then she openly stated uncut brothers are gross but I still found her a bit hot. Then those leaks happened and for some reason all her gross text was a turn off and now I fucking hate her seeing her in stuff.

Why didn't she let herself age naturally?

munn's agency please leave

Morgan was always the best girl.

Incorrect Losers School for Wayward Kids dropout please leave

>"You're fired, Munn!"
>"I'll eat your ass a lil' bit."
>"Congratulations on your promotion, Munn!"

being an analphabet

Morgan WAS best girl.
Chobot has somehow stolen my heart in the last few years.
>40 years old
>actually uses Korean potatoes
>top mommy

>and she got fired from The Daily Show for not being entertaining.
She got fired from the daily show because having a hot young woman working on the daily show reinforced the patriarchy.

She wants to be famous with the least possible work. That means either celebrity, porn, or spectacular suicide.

She's utterly devoid of talent and she's as dumb as a rock, so getting a real professional career is out of the question.

Glad she's become a plastic freakshow, she was always a vile person.

Or because she has no talent and no comedic timing and was responsible for literally zero memorable segments but sure thing stay triggered about nothing.

>gross text leaks
What?
>google
OMAYGAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWD

That was literally what people were complaining about on the internet at the time she was let go.
That Jon had gotten himself a young hot piece of ass for his show.

She wasn't worth the negative feedback.

too bad. that exotic cunny would have changed the world

> No ass
> No tits

Go ahead and think that.

she was alright in the newsroom

She has a face that's meant for porn. Pretty enough to be on TV but not pretty enough to avoid taking big ropey loads for a living. Somehow she managed it though.

There's about 50 leaps in logic here

Now that she just broke up with Aaron Rodgers, she's free to do both.

Female chromosome is imprinted with DnA, Dick-n-Attention
If it's a Jew , it also has Guilt.

Not really, though I can see how a smallbrain such as yourself could get lost.

Can't see anything wrong with that.

>that was epic
>that was epic FOR THE WIN

She will always remind me of the autistic model they used for her in Mass Effect 3 where her ass was insanely big

I heard he REALLY limes women and is totally not gay

Fuck man I want to live in that reality

Wtf which character?

so this is the power of happas
really makes you think huh

DON'T TELL EURASIAN WRITER

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Because she's a stupid whore!!!FACT!!!

It's well know that she sucked shrimp fat off Director Brett Ratners cock and has sucked/fucked everyone in Hollywood to land on the B-list. Watched her in the BTS stuff on the X-Men: Apocalypse Bluray and Fucking Hell she comes off like a piece of shit who only got three lines and was hired because she's fucking Simon Kinberg who's been leeching off the X-Men franchise for over a decade now!!!FACT!!!

>avoid taking big ropey loads for a living. >Somehow she managed it though.

She didn't though. She fucked her way to slightly above the middle.

She just avoided having to take those ropey loads on camera. But now she has to take them from flabby Hollywood Producer Jews instead of stunt cocks, so it kinda balances out.

she sucked so many dicks to land a TV job so why the hell not?

He ditched her because her career is going nowhere and he can fuck hotter and YOUNGER girls instead of this B-list skank who's had more cocks in her than a poultry farm!!!FACT!!!

Rodgers finally shaved his beard?

Didn't see that coming.

Battle tits.

>got her start in some shitty movie called Scarecrow Goes Wild

But I wouldn't want to see her in porn if she hadn't landed the gig on AOTS so it's kind of a catch 22.

Without Munn's AOTS time to get me hyped, she'd just be a less hot version of Kristina Rose.

>work fast food

or

>take cocks in your mouth and asshole which you were going to do anyway, except get paid

it ain't rocket science. if you were a woman you'd probably be camwhoring right now.

literally who?

this desu senpai

I still want to see her get fucked.

>every line is delivered like she just got out of a coma
>least facial expressions of anyone in the game
>less than 3 scenes of dialogue and can't be romanced
Why was this whore included again?

>then cry yourself to sleep every night, be social outcast, have no bf/hubby or if you find one will be some abusive nigger or white trash, your kids watch your porn online....etc.. eventually porn years are over money are done and you have to do something else but now everyone know you as a whore

>totally worth do to porn and camwhoring 10/10 will do again

One day we'll peer into an alternate universe and get to see Munn porn and Faye Reagan in an X-Men movie.

>can't be romanced
you can romance her, she comes up to your cabin for an interview and tries to flirt and you can turn her down or romance her
it only works though if you didn't romance anyone else
you could also romance traynor too

Thats the same result if she worked in fast food as well

Seems like a waste of there's no actual scene and it doesn't even trigger the achievement

what did you expect, she was a shitty side character added in for no reason
emily wong should have been the one to be on the normandy considering she was in the first two games, and has enough backstory to at least warrant a 3rd appearance
but it's bioware so I wasn't surprised

did rodgers dump her because of the plastic surgery?

How can you have the connections to get jobs like these, and have your back up plan be porn? It doesn't make any sense

>have no bf/hubby

No true. There are literally millions of men willing to wife a whore everyday.

At least we have Eva Lovia, but she doesn't do anal. Whereas Munn is a confirmed anal lover.

Aaron..why so salty?

probably

I dont care Morgan Lee is hotter

Well that or he's gay.

DUMB MOTHER FUCKERS. SARA UNDERWOOD WAS THE BEST GIRL

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>or he's gay
lol, no. He probably upgraded. Munn busted herself.

Digits confirmed best girl

>Olivia Munn barely scraping together an acting career and being outed as a vapid bitch
>Lana Rhoades doing porn
Honestly, I think this timeline's pretty good sometimes

fuck man, she needs to cool it with all teh surgery.

>michael jackson-style nose job
>implants too big for her chest

Best girl my ass

Because she slept with Casey Hudson

Worrying about the ethics of gaming journalism when the west is literally falling apart to muslim invasion and jewish shenanigans is retarded but regardless gamergaters were right and gaming journalism is literally the most degenerate corrupt field ever

>not U-Pick Live era Candice
Pleb taste

that lipo'ed gut and fucked up mouth doesn't look good either.

If someone was a dropout of the Incorrect Losers School for Wayward Kids that would mean they were right. You must be a graduate.

She was the hottest thing 10 years ago, now she looks like shit with that surgery and in another 10 years she's going to look like a blowup doll

reminder: Sup Forums is the only forum on the internet that actually thinks blind items is a real thing

>"OLIVIA MUNN IS SUCH A LITTLE FUCKING WHORE THAT DESERVES TO GET RAPED, WHAT A FUCKING LITTLE FILTHY WHORE, WOULD NOT BANG FUCKING DISGUSTING THAT FUCKING WHORE FUCKING WHOORREEEE, GENTLEMEN DON'T DATE FUCKING WHORES SHE SHOULD GET HER THROAT SLIT, REEEEEEEEEEE"

She used to get nude at the drop of a hat, now you gotta pay.

I nut to her anyday. waiting for her to do porn

>87 posts
>12 images
faggots

Ill be honest, always thought she was plain til i saw her in xmen then i thought she was really hot

because back then people were throwing money at her...now she's gotta scrape the bottom.

she was pushing maximum density

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this is katana

She's pretty close to doing porn right now, seeing how being a beard can only get you so far when you are a shit actress

Source: your ass?

say that was true. You wouldn't remeber her at all. she would be some random whore in "amateur" porn that would get one or two gigs then go into the escort service. you would never think twice about her since you never saw her on tv.

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