It's your last meal on death row before the state eliminates you. What choose?

It's your last meal on death row before the state eliminates you. What choose?

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Big alpha cock. Not even ashamed

A baby stuffed inside a turkey stuffed inside a pig stuffed inside a cow

As much Five Guys as I can physically handle.

you're wifes dick

Ramen noodles

Anything resembling a cock, I'd ask the guards to provide some of their man sauce

my executioner's dick

pistachio nuts cuz I've never gotten tired of eating them. Can't say that about anything else.

cheese burger and fries from five guys

one BIG bottle of coca cola
Monster ultra energy drink
Mcdonalds fries (extra large)
Big juice steak (texas style)
tripple cheese burger
bigmac burger
1 chicken wing
1 glass of orangejuice

A Sup Forums user’s tiny dick, the most pathetic one, please.

A solid 100 pound burger so instead of execution, it's state funded suicide

Crab legs and Lobster, I fucking love lobster.

Cunny.

I want a buffalo blue salad with blue cheese dressing from zaxbys. Also large Dr pepper.

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Half a piece of wonder bread, 4 pieces of beant sprouts, 3/4 of a cup of chamomille tea

17 tacos. Only since my dad once ate 16 in a competition and I want to one-up him. Al pastor of course.

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16 oz Ribeye steak medium rare
Baked potato
3 ears of corn on the cob
2 liter of Dr Pepper
Glass of Milk
2 Double Cheeseburgers
Large Fries
12 Boneless Buffalo wings
Cherry Pie with a single scoop of Vanilla Ice cream.

A steak slathered in ketchup

You absolute heathen.

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Are you a cannibal?

I little girl's cunny, preferably aged about 8 years, 12 years at most

And maybe a little boy preferably 6-10 years

al pastor burrito, chili burger, curry chicken with rice and naan, sushi, brown stew chicken with rice and peas and plantains, one dozen assorted donuts, six pack of Coca Cola, large horchata, supreme pizza with anchovies , rice pudding, Japanese curry chicken and tofu, chicken fried steak with gravy, fried chicken livers, collard greens, pulled pork bbq sandwich, pecan pie. pumpkin pie, ceviche tostada, carnitas torta, half gallon of orange juice, two grapefruits, one pound of purple grapes, gallon of rocky road ice cream, turkey with stuffing, dunkin donuts black coffee

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Four whole fried chickens and a coke.

CoCo Ichibans chicken cutlet curry level 3 with cheese, cheese nan and a big Orion beer with the sound of rain

An immortality pill. Checkmate atthists,

This guy gets it. I'd probably go for quantity too, get in a bit of everything.

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A pizza and a can of coke I guess.

I have an idea for a restaurant. It's called the "Death Row Restaurant."

You gotta call in your order ahead of time and it's expensive, but just like as if you're on death row, you get whatever you want and they'll give it to you with the same level of expertise and care that death penalty inmates get, but you don't have to worry about dying afterwards!

one rice cake and a mineral water and one grape for dessert

gum

A nice juicy apple : )

Ma nigga

>they'll give it to you with the same level of expertise and care that death penalty inmates get,
prisons that have a death row have stopped doing this because of the amount of bullshit some of the inmates order. They don't even have to offer it as nothing says they are required to offer a final meal. Some of the CO's just did it as an appeal to heaven for their own forgiveness.

Why not go for the full experience, you die afterwards in a time span of a few days randomly.

all american sizzler plate. Make it quick i got places to be.

If I tip heavy, can I request that they kill me?

The executioner, medium well with a side of steamed broccoli

no its opposite prison. Your sentence is to live for longer than anyone else

Chinese food and some laxatives. Let's give em something to clean up after I'm gone

A good fucking whore and a big mac.

No u

the fucking body of my victim

my own poop
just shit yourself and start rubbing it all over
might give you another few weeks to live if you aren't "of sane mind" at the time of execution

bummer

if its on the day of execution then its too late to act crazy

You'd eat the cartridge right?

I'd be okay with some Thai food...

Did anyone mention pussy yet?

"More Ovaltine, please."

I'll say, pussy bob.

A tall glass of nitroglycerin

shaken or stirred?

two dozen shrimps and clams.
i'm allergic to all seafood.

Vigorously shaken post consumption

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my coom

eating the whole pack so when im dying I shit everywhere and make a mess for them to clean

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faggot shits

Dry white toast.

Funny coincidence we're talking about meals because I lost some of the one I'm eating right now reading this

Maisie Williams

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Which race fren? (:

Big Smoke is that you ?

Chick-Fil-A to piss off the faggots.

Sleeping pills.
Dont wake up before they are done.

400 Zanax bars.

not allowed. This is the california penal system. You'll be given an injection of estrogen and 3 bottles of soylent. YOU WILL CONSUME ALL 3

a tray of cornbread, 2 pots of coffee, and a pack of Parliaments

I'm deathly allergic to milk, as in if I eat it it will literally kill me within minutes.

So I'd probably order some ice cream or something, with a tall glass of whole milk. Not gonna let those fuckers take me out, I'll off myself.

Olive Garden's unlimited breadsticks. I won't ever be able to finish an unlimited quantity, and thus I will be eating my last meal until I die of natural causes decades after the state's planned date to execute me.

An unborn child, preferably not a niglet.

The fucking guards nose or ear or carotid. Ur about to die so fuck it, go down swinging. Also talk shit up until the last minute and dont apologize for shit.

3 week old shrimp and a gallon of spoiled milk. So when I shit myself everyone starts gagging.

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This raises an interesting question:

Could you eat forever? Like if you ate really slowly, could you theoretically just keep eating without having to ever stop from fullness or anything like that? Obviously you would need to sleep at some point I guess, but what if you didn't?

This

A guard would smack you in the back of your head.

you could eat something like flavored ice cubes which take roughly their caloric equivalent to consume for a long time.

The Warden's wife and three big glasses of concentrated apple seeds smoothie

I would like to eat some plaster

He said death row not mental institute

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2 pounds of garlic
so after they kill me, they will get instant karma and have to smell my horrendous post-mortem shit-farts.

>just one box of these bad boys will give you the most pungent farts imaginable for 3 days straight

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8 cups of coffee
half gallon of milk
four bratwursts with kraut and onions
baked beans
street fries
and a pickle on the side

It's simply NOT going to happen.

I live in a civilised 1st world country that
has not had ANY form of capital punishment within the last 50 years.

Where I live : we're not living in some sort of 3rd world barbarous shit-hole like the USA.

green eggs and ham

Do you find life imprisonment more humane than execution?

Jealousy is not a good luck on u foreign faggot. How does it feel to know you're just a pawn, 2nd tier, B rate country to us Americans? Suck it up queerbait.

Vegemite

I'd request a gun, but instead of eating it, I'd shoot the guards with it.

one baconator, no mayo
two pieces crispy kfc, one thigh, one drumstick
a filet mignon
6pcmcnuggets
reese's cups
maltesers
1 small mcdonalds coca cola
1 can monster energy pacific punch
1 fudgsicle
2 vanilla snack packs
1 cinnabon

and one of those gingerbread men that my nana makes. love you nana

Im type 1 diabetic. An entire cheesecake. The peanut butter and chocolate kind. Mojitos and pina coladas. Im going out on my own terms.

Gronk Monster tastes fucking awful

Campbell's original chicken noodle soup in a can. Always loved it but I couldn't tell you why.

yeah that was probably the one i liked the least, except for the original. the original monster doesn't taste good at all to me. even the sugar free version of it tastes better

many inmates who face life in prison resort to killing other inmates in hopes of getting executed.

99 sausage egg and cheese mcgriddles and 1 sausage egg and cheese biscuit and an orange juice

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Porterhouse tbone medium rare
2lbs king crab legs
Maine lobster tail
1lb shrimp scampi
Spaghetti with meat sauce
3 large fries from Pal's with a peachy tea
Birthday cake ice cream for dessert