Sometimes i rather fap than have sex with my gf, is that weird?
Sometimes i rather fap than have sex with my gf, is that weird?
It really.
Not weird.
The correct definition is: Homosexual
Naw dude some people just prefer dick over Bobs and vagene
>Sometimes i rather fap than have sex with my gf, is that weird?
No but posting about that on the internet is.
Can anyone that is not a fat virgin answer?
No. "Have it your way" - Burger King
What I meant to say is not really. I mean jerking off is quick and easy. Sex requires work.
Hold your dick while you put it in her.
You just had a threeway
> Doesn't get the desired answer
> Must be fat virgins
If you want a circle jerk of affirmation for your behaviour fuck off back to tumblr
You literally would not give a fuck.
why don't you stop being a virgin
This is what happens when you have no passion and are too introverted.
You don't even want to breed.
You might be onto something guy.
Maybe I'm just a closet gay like you and I jack off and post on Sup Forums instead of fucking my girlfriend
very unlikely
People as pathetic as you are able to get girlfriends but it is unlikely anybody else can?
it doesn't exactly stack up given the planet is experiencing population growth while you experience dick instead of your girlfriend
just hire a prostitute and get over with it
Oh man why didn't I think of that
Afterwards Maybe I should create a thread called I prefer dick over vagina and then act all salty when every response points out that it's a little gay
You're too lazy to have sex? Dude...
Or shave your neckbeard and lose some weight.
Love the photo of you sitting in the tree jacking off to your dad in the shower
I mean that definitely doesn't make you gay for
You just prefer dick is all
damn you must be lonely, being ugly as hell and all that
I didn't supply pictures
The only thing we know as fact here is you prefer dick over pussy
It's okay man, we have accepted that sort of behaviour in the west now
If you're a sand nigger though, I can see why you'd be defensive, they're pretty radical about this sort of thing
You aren't a sand nigger are you?
damn you got butt ranged
just stop being ugly
Still repeating yourself?
Aren't gays supposed to be smarter because they're not worried about pussy?
Guess stereotypes really are totally wrong!
I mean sex is OK but lets be honest. It's not the real thing.
alright i got tired, just rub some peanut butter over your asshole and go back to your dog
I agree my nigga, nothing better that a good rub
Do you think about fucking dogs as often as you think about dick?
Your poor girlfriend ...
I do it too. I'm going to buy my girlfriend some sexy acting lessons and see if that helps.
>preference of being by himself and masturbating
Oh yeah, secretly a faggot.
I used to have my exs suck me off while i watched porn, never went out of my way to exclusively beat off by myself when pussy is on the table.