BBC roleplay

BBC roleplay
Hello and welcome to the BBC roleplay
there are a few template roles
Black bull
Hot wife
Pindick White Cuck
Incel

of course you can make your own roles, but try and stick to the bbc topic

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President Donald J Trump drives over the whole group, killing them all

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No one cares about your nigger faggot cuck fantasies

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Come on guys roleplay it will be so much fun! let me start
Darnell and his 10 inch flaccid bbc walked to his girlfriend Rebeccas house, where her Husband also lived

(use parathesis for out of chararacter talk)

Her husband, Amshel Rothschild, can't wait to see the couple arrive to his home, and makes Challah to share with his beloved wife and her lover, oh what joy, it's an early Hanukkah present!

All of them along with their 3 children, all white, sit at the dinner table to eat their treat!

They share the Challah Amshel baked, and gather around to read the Talmud as Darnell swings his 3 incher around, the contrast makes it look bigger though.

kek someone please draw this

Rebecca (actually Rivka spelled "רִבְקָה") heads to the toilet to put on her blue eye contact lenses, and makes sure her hair has no curls or black roots, everything is perfect! Also that rhino sure did a great job with her schnozz.

Darnell reads the texts, Darnell keeps his BBC down, it is not time for it yet.

Rebecca comes out of the toilet and Amshel exclaims "OY VEY! You look just like a shiksa!, let me get my camera so we can upload this later, I can almost see the title, -WHITE WIFE RIDES BBC AS WHITE HUSBAND FILMS-"
Amshel gets so excited he drops his kippah.

"Yikes" Amshel exclaims as he bends over to pick it up. His elbow lightly touches Darnells BBC, Amshel immediately is filled with many ideas for his new porn flick!

lmao OP sure is silent "you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: 'I've been found out'."

I'm the best rope maker in the county.

Darnell, in all this confusion, starts putting anything that shines from their house in his pockets, but struggles to reach said pockets since he wears his pants down at his knees.
"MUH DIK" he exclaims, giving Amshel an idea for a brand new rap song.

Who knew roleplaying could be this hilarious

"WAIT!" Amshel cried "Don't leave just yet your needed for the porno flick" Rebecca nods in approval

With the attention span of a goldfish, Darnell stumbles both walking and talking, mumbling something about "Bix Nood", and pulls out one of the shiny knives he stole and stabs Rebecca in the stomach, this is now a murder/rape.

(Op here, when Amshel mentions rebecca he calls her rivka, when darnell mentions her he uses rebecca)

"OY VEYYYYYYYYYYYY" Amshel screams!, "well whatever we can use our Jewish science to bring her back, not that you would know anything about it goy" he thinks to himself, "OY vey! I almost forgot the Camera, lets start filming the porno now!"

Amshel sets up his camera and tripod to get that 4K bbc video suddenly Jason "Der Coomer M at the smell of black penis, stumbles out of the closet, *hrnuguguh black penis hnnhnruhggh" he mutters, sounding intoxicated or tired from constant masturbation *GET OUT GOY CAN'T YOU SEE WERE FILMING* Jason M falls out and smashes the window, stumbles out of the broken window and collapses, Darnell takes no notice as he is ripping his and Rebecca's clothes off while making apeish grunts.

kek Im tempted to screencap this "cuck" trainwreck

(this is what rivka looks like, for reference, classic white beauty)

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(and Amshel, just another white fella looking to please his wife, and make a couple of shekels on the side)

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(I imagine Darnell looks kind of like Low tier god

(I got you)

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(that also works quite well)

Darnell struggles to aim his now hard 5 inches, like a dog trying to hump a pillow, forcing Amshel to reach out and hold his shaft straight, finally getting it on with Rivka, all while making sure his camera gets a good angle and looks 'amateur' enough; these are always a hit on pornhub!

Empty yo pokets white boiii diz a robbery gimme yo shittt

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Fucking kek

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Darnell furiously fucks Rebecca, Amshel struggles to contain his excitement and joy!

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(well if you insist! consider this reparations my dark skinned friend!)

As Darnell fucks Rivka his glock falls out of his saggy pants, accidentally firing as it hits the ground.
''OH SHIIIIIT NIGGA, DRIVE-BY!'' Screamed Darnell

Police let me see you're fucking hands put you're hands where i can see them!!!!!!

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"U NIGGAS AINT GONNA MAKE ME END UP LIKE MY BROTHER MUHFUGGIN BO UG BIDDA OOGA" Darnell roars as he starts to punch the air, which causes Amshel to fall down in shock

''Dispatch, We need some backup ASAP.. Suspect is armed and dangerous.. Likely he's the serial rapist we have been looking for. OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HURRY, Suspect also seems to have started yelling rap lyrics at us!!''

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"MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUH FUGEN BIX NOOD COF BIN DUB HO MUHFUGGA" he yells

LMAO

Thx OP, funniest shit all day, I cum on cat.

Darnell whistles loudly and yells ''Suwoop'', the whole hood echos with whistles as 20 blood niggas with glocks roll up out from nowhere yelling ''Suwooop, Suwooop, Suwooop''

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As Darnell walks out of the house and towards the police his cock slams against the doorframe, this was the final push his cock needed to finally cum and gallons upon gallons of nigger seed poured out, into Rebecca's pussy of course, but also onto their 2 shiba inus, Amshel in a fit of desperation to get Darnells thick seed jumps at the 2 dogs and slams their head together, knocking them both out and causing them to start bleeding from the head, as Amshel chugs Darnells seed Darnells pitbull named some name from a one of those Japanese cartoons niggers like sees Amshel taking his prey, the pitbull jumps on top of Amshel and begins to maul him

(darnell nutting takes place very shortly before him yelling "suwoop")

(Its me OP, glad you enjoy our wholesome BBC story!)

One blood yells out from the crowd: ''AAYY, AY, CHECK DIZ SHEEIIT NIGGAS!! FIRST WE BANG ON DEEZ FOOLZ AND THEN ALL UZ RUN A TRAIN ON YO BITCH HOE'' He pulls out his glock, twists it on the side and aims it at the cops

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The police opens fire, killing the entire group. Later the (((media))) spins off this as a poor promising black teenager victim of systemic racism by this clearly white couple.
Chimp out ensues, while the orthodox community claims this was just like another shoah.

(OP here, that could be apart of the story but lets not just end it like that)

He shoots and the rest of the bloods begin to shoot and some police shoot back, some get scared and panic, but then suddenly the crips show up, with Darnells arch enemy Maurice, as a part of the crips.

5 more niggas roll thru the hood in a red lowrider hitting switches in the car making it bounce.. all the bloods and crips start chimping out as N.W.A. Roars trough their radio system - ''Fuck the police comin' straight from the underground.....''
The niggas take out their uzi's and start shooting at the cops as the niggas with glocks provide covering fire..
(Cops die, but backup may come at any second)

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After his happens Darnell and Maurice stare at eachother with an intense gaze, they are arch enemies after all

Amshel grabs his phone and calls his friends in Hollywood to come and film all of this action to make a new Hollywood blockbuster

But also, like most black males, secretly gay.

Amshel senses this gay sexual tension and convinces Maurice to join his latest season of RuPaul's Drag Race as the brand new drag queen, signing him up for a whole season and weekly book readings at the library to small children despite being a registered sex offender.

Pure art

What's that curlbro negro starring at

Probably going through one if his subroutines:

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Maurice yells ''AYYO DARNELL ENOUGH WIT DIS GAY SHIT.. WE GON B KILLIN YOU AND ALL YO BLOOD HOMIES NIGGA. THEN WE GON FUCK DIZ NIGGAS BITCH RIGHT HERE''

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(OP here, im about to go to sleep, I screenshotted the thread up until now, if anything happens from here someone should screen shot it, i create a new thread soon, maybe around 11 pm pst)

Actually if I make a new thread it will just continue from Amshel making his blockbuster

Lmao Im off to the gym, godspeed

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.