hey b i have to wonder, what does dog jizz smell like?
Hey b i have to wonder, what does dog jizz smell like?
Play a game of red rocket with Fido and find out, user.
bleach
sauce?
dont do it user
Not since I smelled dog jizz.
is it like a..."doggy" bleach with a wet dog smell?
Personal Experience
wut
Like a more watered-down human jizz
Dont Ask
asshole
Suck it down
id imagine itd smell just like normal jizz
What does normal jizz smell like?
0.5% bleach, 0.05% unpasteurized milk, 2M NaCl
Hmm.. That's strange. I always thought it would smell of pineapple and peppermint.
it doesn't really smell much, maybe a faint smell of grass and copper
it tastes almost like sucking on a penny
>tastes like sucking on a penny
what kinda fag sucks on pennys when there are perfectly good dog dicks available
maybe it's not for everyone but I really like it
yeah!
only if its a sexy dog like a husky
oh
this
Misery.
well you know what they say about misery
yeah huskies are amazing
there are lots of other sexy breeds as well but owning a husky is like living with miss doggy universe. Like a cheat code for actually scoring an unattainable boyfriend or girlfriend
a cautionary tale about LEGO bricks
huskies are mad dope
yeah!
kinda regret going with a GSD over a husky but I wanted a mainly indoor dog
yeah theyre fierce energetic german shepherds cool too
Well seeing has how most dogs eat entirely processed food, probably nasty AF, like how our seman smells like fucking gaggy if you avoid simple proteins from meats but worse because our diets aren't necessarily entirely processed.