Hey b i have to wonder, what does dog jizz smell like?

hey b i have to wonder, what does dog jizz smell like?

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Play a game of red rocket with Fido and find out, user.

bleach

sauce?

dont do it user

Not since I smelled dog jizz.

is it like a..."doggy" bleach with a wet dog smell?

Personal Experience

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wut

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Like a more watered-down human jizz

Dont Ask

asshole

Suck it down

id imagine itd smell just like normal jizz

What does normal jizz smell like?

0.5% bleach, 0.05% unpasteurized milk, 2M NaCl

Hmm.. That's strange. I always thought it would smell of pineapple and peppermint.

it doesn't really smell much, maybe a faint smell of grass and copper

it tastes almost like sucking on a penny

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>tastes like sucking on a penny

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what kinda fag sucks on pennys when there are perfectly good dog dicks available

maybe it's not for everyone but I really like it

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yeah!

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only if its a sexy dog like a husky

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oh

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this

Misery.

well you know what they say about misery

yeah huskies are amazing

there are lots of other sexy breeds as well but owning a husky is like living with miss doggy universe. Like a cheat code for actually scoring an unattainable boyfriend or girlfriend

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a cautionary tale about LEGO bricks

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huskies are mad dope

yeah!

kinda regret going with a GSD over a husky but I wanted a mainly indoor dog

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yeah theyre fierce energetic german shepherds cool too

Well seeing has how most dogs eat entirely processed food, probably nasty AF, like how our seman smells like fucking gaggy if you avoid simple proteins from meats but worse because our diets aren't necessarily entirely processed.