ITT: Poorly describe vidya; anons guess

ITT: Poorly describe vidya; anons guess.

>Crush gremlins with red and blue pipes.

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Nigger Apocalypse 2014

Dr. Mario

murdering retards as Michael myers

No.

Was there a Halloween game? (Not that shit on Atari) I'm interested to learn.

>Fight demons in your underwear.

Gyromite

Ghosts n Goblinz

Correct-o-mundo!

>3D game on NES. Not Rad Racer.

Looks like shit
Plays really well
Simple
Reddit Fags love it
Kids love it
Niggers are smart enough for it
Made by a fag nation, but based creator

True facts.

>Funky aliens.

Minecrap.

Winrar

Starfox?

You have to complete Rube-Goldberg contraptions to solve puzzles, which can include animals and be subject to various environmental states.

>Wife gets killed
>Daughter gets upset
>Create atheism with your fists
>Probably better as a movie

God of War

Close, but it's younger.

>Long reach but no arms

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INcredible Machine?

no idea, what is it?

Got it first try!
I had Asura's Wrath in mind.

Rayman?

>Determine the course of history by how you play
>Play as one society per campaign
>Win by persisting and/or absorbing other societies

>DOS game.
>Military vehicles firing at each other in turn.
>Buy badass weapons between rounds.

World of Tanks?

go on a vengeance-fueled furry murder spree because some russians killed your friend

>Be rebel
>Waifu gets infected by another species
>Becomes hybrid
>Spend rest of days watching waifu's back

My pleasure, darlin' Always was.

No. but you're on the right path.

Katamari?

>Devour things, become things
>LGBT themed

CORRECT

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Mobile Strike?

No...

No. They're trying to rebuild their spaceship.

pikmin

>grows up fast
>sand nigger bad guy

Goddamnit! no! Think like a gamer, not a Nintendo-cock-sucking faggot.

earthbound

Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

yessir

Kirby

>Animu polygons
>Animu humor
>10/10 music

Kirbal space program?

das right
too easy?

Kinda ;)

>save the world
>world saves itself

FF7

Tank Wars

Go to sleep a winner, my man! I love that game still to this day.

>You live in desert planet, dreaming of becoming a space pirate
>Acquire legendary sword
>Join space pirates who are led to believe you are a legendary bounty hunter

>Dungeons & Dragons in space

Toejam and Earl

Fuckyea!

I'm sio drunk... gues my game... spread gun is beast fight aiens.

>throw bomb
>level entire neighborhood
>minigun the bodies
>spend credits buying synthetic augmentations

Mass Effect

No