ITT: Poorly describe vidya; anons guess.
>Crush gremlins with red and blue pipes.
ITT: Poorly describe vidya; anons guess.
>Crush gremlins with red and blue pipes.
Nigger Apocalypse 2014
Dr. Mario
murdering retards as Michael myers
No.
Was there a Halloween game? (Not that shit on Atari) I'm interested to learn.
>Fight demons in your underwear.
Gyromite
Ghosts n Goblinz
Correct-o-mundo!
>3D game on NES. Not Rad Racer.
Looks like shit
Plays really well
Simple
Reddit Fags love it
Kids love it
Niggers are smart enough for it
Made by a fag nation, but based creator
True facts.
>Funky aliens.
Minecrap.
Winrar
Starfox?
You have to complete Rube-Goldberg contraptions to solve puzzles, which can include animals and be subject to various environmental states.
>Wife gets killed
>Daughter gets upset
>Create atheism with your fists
>Probably better as a movie
God of War
Close, but it's younger.
>Long reach but no arms
INcredible Machine?
no idea, what is it?
Got it first try!
I had Asura's Wrath in mind.
Rayman?
>Determine the course of history by how you play
>Play as one society per campaign
>Win by persisting and/or absorbing other societies
>DOS game.
>Military vehicles firing at each other in turn.
>Buy badass weapons between rounds.
World of Tanks?
go on a vengeance-fueled furry murder spree because some russians killed your friend
>Be rebel
>Waifu gets infected by another species
>Becomes hybrid
>Spend rest of days watching waifu's back
My pleasure, darlin' Always was.
No. but you're on the right path.
Katamari?
>Devour things, become things
>LGBT themed
CORRECT
Mobile Strike?
No...
No. They're trying to rebuild their spaceship.
pikmin
>grows up fast
>sand nigger bad guy
Goddamnit! no! Think like a gamer, not a Nintendo-cock-sucking faggot.
earthbound
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
yessir
Kirby
>Animu polygons
>Animu humor
>10/10 music
Kirbal space program?
das right
too easy?
Kinda ;)
>save the world
>world saves itself
FF7
Tank Wars
Go to sleep a winner, my man! I love that game still to this day.
>You live in desert planet, dreaming of becoming a space pirate
>Acquire legendary sword
>Join space pirates who are led to believe you are a legendary bounty hunter
>Dungeons & Dragons in space
Toejam and Earl
Fuckyea!
I'm sio drunk... gues my game... spread gun is beast fight aiens.
>throw bomb
>level entire neighborhood
>minigun the bodies
>spend credits buying synthetic augmentations
Mass Effect
No