ITT: Poorly describe vidya; anons guess

ITT: Poorly describe vidya; anons guess
>guy with cool shades
>tries to justify an ebay purchase

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Duke NukemyassholeDaddy?

>girl has to save her brother from nigger aliens
>ends up getting teleported to a planet full of lgbt aliens

>escape maze full of ghosts
>eat fruit instead

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nope

man of the pac variety

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Nope, I'll give you a hint, it's a hack n' slash game

>>The best set of games you ever played
>>Ruined in the last 5 minutes of game 3
>>Three scoops of ice cream

That sounds like halo 3

>loli demons are throwing penguins because your dad choked on a pretzel

Nope another clue

>>I will always be mad

Bingo

I answer your dubs with Disgaea. Based Laharl-sama will never be replaced

Mass effect was ruined before the last 5 minutes.

Your guess is right but your comment is wrong so fuck you

Of course. It was quite easy.
Etna and Flonne are still tied for "best loli" in my heart too


>the cat wants you to sleep
>the bear wants to smooch ladies
>the dog just wants to be a good boy

Robots n stuff

The multi player was kick ass.

>the cat wants you to sleep
Persona 5
>the bear wants to smooch ladies
Persona 4
>the dog just wants to be a good boy
and Persona 3

>>Mount a rescue mission
>>Im the leader but im utterly useless
>>Friends do all the work
>>Dont put Mr.Hamster in the microwave
>>The TV show is nothing like this WTF

Megaman?

Your double dues requires me to say I enjoyed playing a Biotic God

Maniac mansion

Postal 2?

nice user, it was left unanswered a couple days ago.
All right, here's another one

>big asteroid comes near earth
>ends up resurecting a whole specie of gryphin-like aliens.
>you also find a cure to death

nope, another clue is that it came out on wii

No more heroes

Nah

Congrats you are a gentleman and a scholar

>>Spin off of a spin off
>>Paying debt
>>Its basically a bunch of minigames
>>Robot girls with crotch plates
>>Popular enough to fight Captain America and Dr.Doom

madworld?

dubs got it right

>Army man takes back hostages and kills a ton of russians during the cold war
>He does this by himself and a knife

The misadventures of Tron Bonne

>Early gravity gun/energy grappling hook
>Move boxes and stuff
>Also drop enemies into meat grinders/pits etc

Hell yeah and that was surprisingly quick too. Ok lets get a little more obscure then

>>Ok you need to become the best guy ever
>>Yes the bum is lying about being sick but give him money anyways or its evil
>>Its an RPG but leveling up makes it harder
>>The ending is a couple regular fights you could have in a regular random encounter
>>Ok at least theres no out of place spaceship this time
>>Yes you can kill the king but its very hard

Fallout 2? I feel like it could be fallout 2

Oh no the Spaceships are canon and totally in place in the Fallout games sadly. I could see where you would make that guess though

>ps3
>push wood
>wear different clothes

Here we go again.....

>be a dude
>live on a desert planet
>dream of becoming a space pirate
>acquire legendary sword
>join space pirates who think you're a legendary bounty hunter

LBP, ez

Nope, it's a trilogy

...Daggerfall?
It's totally out of left field though

>brother invites you to a party
>only chick there tries to kill you
>demon stomps on your pizza
>second last boss fight is a gigantic turd

>Breath of Fire, but with Lighthouses!
>Optional boss is one of the hardest in any game

>Go on a joy ride
>at a mall
>at a mine
>at an airport
>get fucked over by a turt
>get fucked over by a big ass turt
>get fucked over by princess
>get fucked over by a "princes"

Ultima 2

>be wammen
>be sexy
>shampoo commercial

Sorry not it

SO very close friend

Golden sun

>be a kid that stab things
>get a long necc duck hat
>you can be smoll
>2006/2005

Rush n Attack

Legend of Zlelda Minish Cap for sure also nice dubs

That's the one.

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>Fight by crafting items
>The best bomb is so strong it can one-shot the final boss.
>The baker makes armor out of bread

Mass Effect

>War comes and Death follows

>play as a dude
>dude threatens to kill you both with a bomb unless you stop playing as him

>be mighty
>kill stuff with a gardening equipment
>cuphead before cuphead

>>Glueball
>>Drunk dad
>>NNAAAAHH NA NA NA NA NAH
>>NA NA NA NANA NNNNAAAAHHH

shovel knight

Spade Squire

>Spade Squire
good.

>be l337 haxxor
>go too deep
>guess Ill keep killing shit

>Split-personality girls power up by stripping off

Love that game

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> be regular dude
> king throws your ass into jail cause fuck you that why
> entire game spent trying to get out of jail
> Diego is your bro

>7 keys
>Turntable
>Three scoops of ice cream

ice age

gothic ftw

ftw indeed. good job. (it was the diego reference that gave it away, wasn't it)

certainly was i love those games :D gotta go back and replay soon ^^

Turntable eh? im going to guess, where it's at.

me too man. in fact, i should finish gothic 3, but everytime i play that game, i get super far, and lose interest. : /

though i've seen the ending of that game, and what a let down.

>have to solve murder case
>buy guns from magic teleporting nigger
>get cucked by the final boss

>population of the entire world is about 20
>only buildings are NASA
>gotta go fast

Kerbal Space Program?

Resident Evil 4

Not the name of any vidya I've ever heard of, but "where it's at" would likely be your local Round1 (if you have one nearby)

>green alien informs you that you're about to be annihilated since he captured all your military outposts

>>Guy who wanted you in secret club didnt get permission maybe
>>Dont worry the unwashed rabble yelling convinced me to let you live as my underling
>>Dont open it!
>>Now that you know which game it is you have to reinstall it

>Trashy human in litteral trash world
>Tries to get a ticket out by preventing a brain-damaged girl to date his clone.

Vampire the masquerade. Won't be reinstalling as the clankness makes Melee builds pointless

Bayonetta?

You have guessed well but Melee works fine. Swords are the best way to kill Vampires

Close but no. This may be too much of a hint but think of the parody of it.

>Command single squad of scrubs
>Topple continent spanning empire
>Prevent war crimes
>Only two casualties. Maybe.

Nice taste, dude.

Res 6?

>literally go to sleep: the game
>gameplay consists of doing absolutely nothing but walking
>depression

Might as well up one more then

>>Traditional RPG
>>No you are definitely not the legendary hero that can wield the legendary sword of awesomeness
>>Matter of fact the entire life you play through is going to mostly suck ass
>>Get stoned as fuck at one point with ht blonde
>>On the plus side the real hero looks up to you get to marry the best girl and you are so popular even monsters like you

>Killing giant creatures is super depressing

Shadow of he Colossus

Shadow of the Colossus.

>"Reform Line, Quick March!"
>Always misheard as German.

Yup.

Lol no. Here's some more
>it's all a hallucination or the effect of some crazy drug maybe
>the killer's gay admirer tries to kill you
>mr burns is actually a good guy

>A man in pajamas gets a sequel, a 3d sequel, a time-traveling remake serie, and yet another reboot where he can't die.

>roll dice for inbred
>becomes king

>vassals form a secret muslim society and convert
>can't force them to change back because muh true believer
>same assholes join a bhuddist society and convert again
Paradox is pure trash