>Go on tinder because my girlfriend just left me >I am 27, my age range is set from 25 to 30 >Change it to 18 to 30 >Begin swiping >Match with muslim girl >We begin talking >She is decent at english but makes some mistakes >We really hit it off Fast forward a few weeks >We agree to meet at her place >She says her parents arent home so we are free to do whatever we want >Bring a bag full of sex toys >She lives in an apartment complex on one of the top floors >Go inside >She greets me and we hug >Instant boner >We sit and talk for some time >She moves closer >We then agree to have sex >We fuck on her bed. I cum >We make out until I am ready to go again >This time we do it in the bathroom >Make out again >We keep going in every room >Spice it up with sex toys >Do it on the balcony >I finally cum >The white goo shoots out of me. I pull out and jizz all over her back. >It doesnt stop >In the middle of my cumming, we hear the door being unlocked, and her father coming in. He is shouting angrily in some arabic language >The girl and I look at eachother.Then I nod to her. I know what to do. >I throw my clothes off the side of the balcony. They slowly float down to the river behind the apartments. My sex toys are on my bag, and my dick, drizzling with cum, is hanging between my legs. >As fast as I possibly can, I climb over the railing and down to the balcony below. >I am shaking. The apartment is dark, so the people in there are probably asleep. >I lay down on my stomach, making sure not to make any sound >Her dad begins yelling at her, very angry >She is crying >I can hear him slapping her >While he is distracted, I continue climbing >Get down a few more floors, fearing for my life >I feel my heart drop when he looks over the railing, directly down at me >I smile at him awkwardly >He screams and yells for someone to come >I continue climbing >Then, I see three more people looking down next to the dad >They disappear into the apartment.
>I am shaking, climbing as fast as possible >There are two floors left until I am at the bottom >I leap >The pain rushes through my feet, I grit my teeth and shake it off >I find my clothes scattered around the back of the building >Hear screaming. >The dad and his three comrades are running towards me. >I scream, and reach into my sex toy bag >I pick up a dildo covered in pussy juice and throw it at the dad, hitting him in the face >Find other toys and throw them at the others to slow them down >Nothing is working >I throw my bag at one of them, all the toys in it slamming his face >He falls unconsious to the ground >Grab my clothes and jump in the river >The water is dirty >Begin swimming as good as i can >I hear them shouting again >I hear the engine of a car starting >Fuck >As fast as I can, I scout for a place with tall grass >Find one >I quickly crawl to the little place and hide between the towers of green. >The car drives past me on the opposite side of the river >I wait in that hiding spot for an hour >Then, I put on my soaked clothes and go home >I check my phone >There is a message from her >Apparently, her neighbor saw us fucking and called her father. I was told it was extra bad because I took off her hijab. >She got locked in her room for a month >And she fucking asks if we could do it again some other time
I am never fucking a muslim girl again. Holy shit.
Jeremiah Carter
i too lie on the Sup Forums
Lincoln Robinson
If this is true...Def do it again
Henry Hall
>>no mom got scared >>no dinosaur >>no spaghetti not even fucking trying anymore
Kayden Brown
And yet I sensed the highest levels of amusement reading it
Nicholas Phillips
Post pics of her next time nigger
Cameron Gutierrez
please be true
Julian Reed
If she is 18+ how tf she get grounded in a 1st world country
Dylan Adams
kudos to you faggot. I read the entire thing.
Gavin Campbell
Fake and gay
Luke Powell
So you actually climbed down what like 10 floors? Yeah right.
Brody Sanders
OP is Muslim and his sister likes to fuck non Muslim white boys kek
Robert Howard
i fucking lost it. even for a made up story absolute prime. do it again dude. did you get back your toys? gotta be hell of a loss else.
Henry Baker
what planet do you live on?
Lincoln Cooper
Peak zoomer.
Alexander Turner
>be me 19 yr old >start talking to Muslim on tinder >we agree to meet at her place >get there its 7 and she had made dinner for me >she gotta a huge rack and small ass Instaboner.jpg >we eat and it was really good >after dinner we are on couch watching TV and she just goes right for ma dick >she is slobbing on that like there is no tommorow. >I start reaching for her tits and they are huge >after nutting a ridiculous amount, that she swallowed , I'm still ready togo >we fuck 4 times , she was a freak >fucked her ass, her mouth again, her bald pussy...omg it was amazing >I stay the night because I was tired as shit >next morning I'm leaving and she sucks me off at the door, says that she is "my play thing" and whenever I come over it will be the same
>god dam! >as I'm walking around the block i reach for my radio >"eagle 1 , tango located" >commense airstrike >3 blocks in mazari sharif leveled >mudslime now in the bottom of a large hole >was a good piece of ass
>Merica
John Long
Muslims are subhumans The dad probably raped her as well
>i ignore her messages >she starts getting frantic and obsessive >she starts sending me nudes >they're pretty good >cum so many times from them >promise we'll meet so she sends more >notice something odd in a couple >a strange anomaly >there are these round things below her butthole >whatever, keep fapping and stringing her along >week and lots of cum passes >get new photos >notice something else weird, there's this sausage protruding from the round things in her latest photos >weird af >put on my detective hat >go back through the previous photos and holy shit, it's there too >weird af, but kinda hot >imagine putting it in my mouth (i like sausages) and imagine a lot of mayonnaise on them (i like mayonnaise) >maybe even they're special sausages with mayonnaise inside that comes out when you eat them >ask her for more sausage photos so i can cum to her special mayonnaise sausage more >get heaps of sausage photos and cum buckets >man it's a good life being a heterosexual male stringing along an arab female (w/XX chromosomes) for nudes
Hunter Sullivan
if i was a teenage boy in the year 2011 i would laugh at this
Jaxson Rodriguez
>I scream, and reach into my sex toy bag >I pick up a dildo covered in pussy juice and throw it at the dad, hitting him in the face
