ITT, we share and compare the weird kinky stuff we make our women do for us

ITT, we share and compare the weird kinky stuff we make our women do for us.

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I like to fuck my wife while she breastfeed, sometime I make her sit on my face while she masturbates and we’re working on her gag reflexes she is not very good giving head rn

I saw this pic and developed a new fetish. Luckily, my GF indulges me.

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I used to have a girl on the side that we used to swing together. She’s carried on the lifestyle so I get her to tell me how much cock she’s had lately. Usually while I’m buried in her arse.

I’m too much of a sperg to go back with her full time as she annoys the fuck out of me.

Swinger guy here as well:

I have a chick that I go see during my break on my night shift every week (1am-3am), and I almost exclusively finish by cumming in her ass while I simultaneously fist her pussy...

I feel like I need to know who Patty is to really enjoy this.

My personal kinkiest was this girl. We dated a few years ago. I was annoyed with her and wanted to get out but she was super clingy, so I started testing her limits. I began slapping her and degrading her but she just took it like a champ. It got to the point where I was really laying into her. I knocked her out while fucking her once and kept fucking her. She came to a little while later but it was some of the hottest sex I've had

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zoo porn sessions

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and after the session

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>we make our women do
Ha ha.

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We can't all be wizards faggot

Made my fiancee have sex with my best friend

This. Doesn't matter if she did it for me or I made her do it. I had an idea, she did it.

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I have my gf fuck my ass sometimes, and I let her cross dress me.

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Pretty hot man more?

One of my partners is a really cute fat girl. I reserve the worst things for her. She drinks my piss. I pee in her butt. I make her eat my asshole deeply for long periods of time. I even gape train myself with toys so she can lick super deep. I get kind of gay with her.

I have my gf fist my ass sometimes.

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from that session? ok

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I've been talking dirty to my gf about her with a big black guy with a bbc, it really turns us both on so I want her to try it in real life. I want to see it.

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Nice little obedient bitch

kinky and downright dirty, too

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Is this Eric foreman?

Post more zoo sessions with her.

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>our women
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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This.

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I make her slice her foot open, and once it's almost healed, I rip it back open. Pic related.

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Have anymore of that?

Did you have to take her toe too?

more pics of her?

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lmao whattt????????

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An ex of mine would tell me the details of what her super slutty little sister was up too during sex. Then two year's into the relationship I got home from work and her and her little sister were in schoolgirl uniforms for me. Best birthday gift of my life. They wouldn't touch each other, but being ridden by her sister on the couch while my girlfriend touched herself watching will stay with me until I die.

Any more sessions besides Zoo Time?

damn that's pretty awesome
any pics?

All you whoremongers won't inherit the kingdom of heaven!

Actually yes, a couple on my PC.
This was about 7 or 8 year's ago.

I bet she makes the best sounds from taking that.

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enjoy

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>webmshare.com/play/VPe93
Thanks. Bitches always make the best sounds when taking doggy dick. Plus I love the humiliation and dehumanization aspect of it.

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Luck fuck. I try to get my wife to do it and she's just not interested

Thanks man, good bitch.

My girl likes to make me dirty videos then have me send her snaps of me jerking off with her video playing in the shot and saying her name. Love that vain little bitch.

Jesus Christ man, that's some greasy hit shit right there. I wish my wife wasn't a prude. Or at least had some sense of adventure, but she doesn't. I would probably nut in 10 seconds with your chick.

Learn to tolerate crazy women. Crazy in the head = crazy in bed. For example every single bipolar woman I have dealt with loved sex like the rest of us loved breathing.

She lets me gape her holes. I use a huge dildo for her pussy and I fuck her ass, she’ll also suck on/deepthroat another dildo while I’m doing this. When I cum she likes to lay on her back with her legs behind her ears, spreading her gaped holes nice and wide enough for me to shoot my cum inside both.

>her name is Todd

This did that for me.

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I broke up with my ex but still had to live with her until the lease was up (we had separate bedrooms). I started dating this younger chick that would do pretty much whatever I asked. We used to fuck in my ex's bed when she was gone and have her wear my ex's panties. After I would cum inside her she would leak our cum into the panties for the rest of the night (sometimes she would wear them home) and then we would put them back in my ex's drawer

>Crazy in the head = crazy in bed
this
just dont marry her or put a baby in her
crazy good in the sack means lots of crazy bs fights over nothing (usually she's hungry or horny or both when that happens)

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I have my girl wear her socks for days, sometimes weeks straight, then jack off to the scent (they were sanitary). I have them on my face for hours sometimes.

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A vasectomy is worth every god damn penny even if you date normal non crazy women.

Another common flag for them liking sex or being willing to be kinky is a history of abuse especially sexual abuse. I have lost count of how many I dealt with who were desperate to please due to a past history of abuse.

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My ex was submissive and was terrified of getting pregnant (even though she was on the pill) so I would cum inside her and then say shit to worry her as much as possible. I'd then tell her to go scoop it out of her pussy in the shower to make sure she wasn't knocked up. She would basically put her whole hand up there to scoop it and would cry really hard about how bad it hurt and how much it made her feel like a whore.

>I just got off on her crying because she was normally a mean, controlling bitch
>diamonds at her tears

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

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I know it makes me a bad person but it isn't anywhere near as hot if they are 100% into it. It is like the song saying A Lap Dance Is so Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying

>vasectomy
true, and if she still gets preggers you can sue the doc for malpractice
win-win really

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or the baby isn’t urs

I would cum harder laying in bed and jacking off listening to her cry than I would fucking her. She was always a dead fish in bed anyways

Where do you find thst porn?

I have my wife steal dirty panties from her friends and bring them home for me. When I first asked she was a bit creeped out, but then she brought me home a pair of plain white underwear that she stole from her the laundry basket of the girl that does her nails (she works out of her home). I guess once she saw how much it turned me on she got into it. Now when she brings home panties that she's stolen she tells me the story of how she got them, holds them for me to sniff, has me lick the crotch, stuffs them in my mouth while she rides me, etc. I REALLY want her to steal me some of her younger sister's panties, but I'm afraid that might be going to far, so I haven't asked.

the internet

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I have twice jerked off to women friends crying to me about stuff on the phone because they sounded so hot during it. I fucked both of them later and they were both dead fish which makes me wonder if their is a pattern between dead fish and being a hot crier.

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This is why I have a fat gf...

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Who is Patti?

I have nothing against fat girls looks wise but a lot of them have hangups because of their weight or are gigantic bitches which if I wanted to deal with that I would be dating someone skinnier.

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