How do i make $2700 in 1-2 days

How do i make $2700 in 1-2 days

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drugs

how does one go about becoming a drug dealer

Sucking Dicks or Robbery

Suck 2700 dicks for 1$ each

Takes too long to acquire then sell. Robbery or Sucking Dicks is the only way!

Meth

Buy drugs, then sell drugs.

Too long

bank logs aka fraud

Become a hitman

Draw some niche furry porn. Take all the cash in advance.

suck a hundred and eight thousand cocks for twenty five cents a pop and you'll surely make it buddy

Suck 5400 dicks for 50 cents each

Sell your car

i don't have a car

Also, it seems so far my options are:
1. Selling drugs
2. Becoming a hitman
3. Sucking dick
4. Robbery

either i do illegal shit or gay shit

Panhandle over the weekend. What state are you in?

Why do you need that much money that quickly?

Yup, those are all your options. Fast money is always shady.

Pay off a student bill so I can enroll for classes next semester

Honestly I might just drop out, go into military reserves, and then re enroll after basic. Loans are going to fuck me over but I'm also looking into that

How old are you?

19

For 1-2 days your only real options are prostitution or robbery. I doubt you have any legit drug connections.

does it count if i know a guy that knows a guy?

It's not the end of the world homie. If you don't have parents that are financially able to help you then pick up a job or 2 and start again in the fall. You'll be in a more comfortable position.

Are you a chick? I'd give you the money if I could spend 2 straight days using you in some vile sexual ways.

that means he'd have to suck a dick once a minute to get the $2700. get to work OP!

If it’s like that you probably need money upfront to buy the drugs in bulk. Most people won’t give you credit on the first deal.

thanks man, it'll work itself out in the end I guess
nah
Well shit, either a loan or military it is then

Just flip shit off of Letgo, offerup etc. I saw someone selling this one bag for 30$ when it actually runs for 80ish. If you got the type and passion for it, you can definitely make good money on the side

It will definitely work it self out. Don't freak out about delaying 1 year or 2. Think about how long you'll be in the workforce. Looking back at it when you're 46 about taking a year to save up will not seem at all like a bad thing. You're not the only one, people graduate in over 4yrs all the time. You'll be fine. Apply to a place like whole foods so you can start at $15/hr and then find a second job to supplement that

Whore your ass out to a gay gang bang.
Gay guys are sick perverts and all have a ton of money.

anything sexual takes too long. It pays good but not that good.
Rob something that has a good insurance policy to do as less damage as possible.

Though insurance fraud is taking a little more time, it can pay off best. Tax fraud is a no-go. That's the worst offence possible in the judges book.

i might be a broke college fag, but I'm not a broke college slut

Withdraw $2700 from your bank account because you worked hard in the past and planned ahead for an emergency.

>Don't be a paycheck to paycheck fucktard and actually plan your future a bit.

Nail these to a roof.

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>look for infographics or articles on how to make easy drugs
>make the drugs
>sell them for a fair price
Profit

But thats haaard....I need gibs

I had a friend who had to do that when his ex was going to lose their trailer home because she and her new BF didn't pay any of the bills after having him kicked out.
He did 3 fights for the angels and danced 2 bachlorette parties.
So if you are a stripper who boxes and have a dad in the Hell's Angels, you should be fine.

Suck-a-bunch-a-dicks-a

Still waiting OP

NY, in a broke ass city, so im probably not gonna make that

Sums you up nicely.

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If you just need money fast why not take out a loan?

Go ask the bank for some. 2700 is chump change.

Get a cash advance on your credit card

Don't do this where it rains

Sell a Kidney...

All holes need to be open for business for the next 2 days non stop. There’s nothing you can afford to turn down so anything goes. It’s gonna be rough OP

I got you nigga. Go to walmart take out. Get a credit card max that shit out yo, take they items back. Profit???

He might beak Kim Kardashian's record!

Buffalo pretty good for that. Should try it really, even just outside a gas station off the highway somewhere close to you. Hold a sign that says need 2 grand for college. If youre just going to be sitting around anyways why not? Youll definitely make something and you never know, someone has handed me 3 grand in an envelope before. Just be genuine with people.

You have 2 kidneys and you only require one. Sell one on the black market willingly. You'll get more than $2700, you'll not be able to drink anymore, but you solved an issue in a quick fashion. Honestly it would be better to kill hobo for organs, but it seems you want to go legit.