ITT - SECRETS THAT WAKE YOU UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT IN A COLD SWEAT

ITT - SECRETS THAT WAKE YOU UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT IN A COLD SWEAT

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I just reconnected with a girl I used to fuck when she was 16.
She's super into getting back into the shit we did 4 years ago

I was number 3 on a train ride of this cunt later that night

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Nothing we do will matter in 5 years. We can’t stop it, only try to pick up the remnants after.

I have a fetish for getting creampied.

I'm looking for the guy I was talking to about his FIL fucking his daughter and having a threesome, is he in here?

I can full-fill that fetish if you'd like

I want to enlist to go do something medical/combat related real bad but I don't wanna be stuck stateside so I don't see a reason to join right now.

you gotta show your cock first

I rented an apartment from a pimp in Colombia. He got poor girls to be hookers by conning them into thinking that they would be models.
I fucked the skinniest little waif (checked her ID she was so petite) and it was amazing. She was so tight to get into and then opened up nicely inside. The pimp went out of business and now he is a sex trafficker in Thailand.

how was the extra lube

I have a wife a two beautiful children and I’m actively trying to fuck my wifes coworker who is also married

sounds like the same guys who did girls do porn

current pic?

tits first or GTFO

I would but all pics I have are from her insta and she has 100k+ followers so little worried that I would fuck things up for her

walked in (|kinda, they didn't see me) my mom blowing my cousin

My friend called me up for a booty call the day her divorce was finalized.

I took her ass dry, she still didn't wake up.

Her fat friend here set her up

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Pretty sure op was a male

blackmail your mom if she is cheating on your dad and say you want some. if she isn't cheating then eh maybe see if she wants it

nah I'm a femanon. I've let about 20 guys cum in me

My secret is kind of cringe but oh well.
I'm older than most of you and when I was younger, like 15 to 19ish, I became an expert at getting older women to hook up with me. Using IRC, then prodigy, then yahoo chat. Even a local bbs that was a dating bbs.
At first I was surprised at how many women, many married, would even consider it. And I also learned that for most of them, they were into me being inexperienced, so i'd start to fib. Like the idea of them being my first blowjob experience was a thrill.

Most of them were not hot. That should be obvious. But some were, and far out of my league.

Anyhow, fast forward to now. I'm older but still have a total fetish for young guys and mature women. I have a "hobby" for catfishing women, usually married, and pretending to be a 16 or 17 year old guy. I steal pics from all sorts of places, crop them, different poses and nudes. I usually initiate with "lying" about being 18 or 19, then reveal the "truth" later. I'm not sure why this gets me going. Of course i do it to get nudes from them and that totally works, but i also get off on them thinking they are arranging a meetup with a teenager to fuck.
I've used AFF but often the account will get flagged (just not soon, they are slow), craigslist before it went away, backpage before it went away, and now doublelist (craigslist replacement).

I bet your father would be proud. anyway since you are such a slut can i see tits? also how many guys have you fucked in total? are you white? are you a race traitor?

I'm addicted to the bang bus

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You don't even need to blackmail her about cheating. It's equally, if not more so bad to be with a family member than to be cheating.

I've probably fucked around 30 guys total? Not sure don't keep a good count. I am white. I've fucked multiple races, not any exclusively. I'll think about tits.

are you married? do you have kids? do you take drugs? which race is the best at sex? have you ever fucked a chink? if so. why?

Wife's daughter is having an affair. she told her it's been going on for a couple years.

lol, not married, no kids, no drugs. Lol no race is the best a sex. No "chinks" yet

>wife's daughter
lol

>l no race is the best a sex.
oh come on, your telling me you don't have a preference? also are you the stereotypical LA girl or you live in some shitty fly over state? ever fuck a relative? do you have a good relationship with your parents or the normal daddy issues?

question is, why aren't you fucking the daughter?

I'm asexual, aromantic, and anti-natalist. But, everyone at work just thinks I'm gay or whatever.

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>Hooked up with a married cunt at some random bar
>Her husband went out of town for a ball game and their kids were at his parents' house
>She was pissed at him for leaving and went after some strange
> She asked me to pull out because she couldn't eget pregnant, her husband had got fixed
>She paid for a hotel next to the bar
>I brought a bottle of jack, and she got drunk
>I put her face down to fuck her from behind, used her phone to take a couple pictures
>Fucked her ass, then got her on the edge of the bed and went for the throat
>She had never deep throated before and ended up gagging and puking after I nutted
>She passed the fuck out and didn't wake up as I fisted her
>She was still passed out an hour later so I fucked her again and nutted deep inside her
>I took her wedding rings and cash ($342 and got $750 for the rings from a pawn shop)
>Took her iPhone so that I had the pics and got $50 for it off some crackhead
>Got her facebook and insta so that I could find her again later

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last time you posted this you sent pics of you fucking her to her husband, your copy pasta is getting sloppy

What's the age limit for a ban/thread nuke?

I have some south east Asia stories from the early 2000's

I want to assfuck the fat friend.

18, so all the women in your story are 18

Ok..
I had a 2 day orgy with 1 girl who was 18, 2 girls that were 18 and one who was 18.
Parents know what was up but I paid 2500usd for each of them.

I'll pig fuck her

My wife is a fatty. I'd kill to see someone fuck her in every hole.

Still have dreams of being stuck in the Army - missing my release date!

Getting sent to new units and settling-in while realizing I am past due getting discharged is an uncomfortable trapped feeling.

As the years progress I get better at making quick friends in these new unit dreams so maybe its a growth process . . . ?

Just do it yourself ffs

Been there. Done that. I wanna see her get pounded

go for it

So, not so much "train ride" as rape?

Where are her bikini bottoms?

I massacred 27 burgers in one sitting at White Castle back in '93.

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I'm currently sleeping with my best friends ex. She was raped about a year ago and every time she has flashbacks or feels like shit I go over and comfort her, this usually leads to us fucking

not rape if she was into it and nothing happened after

Walt Anderson would've been proud.

>she still didn't wake up
Consent seems kinda iffy there, Cosby.

I had a three some with two dogs
not once but twice the first time was with two males the second time was with a male and a female. It took me a long time not to want to kill myself anymore after sobering up from the history

Wow.. 10k in 2days?
Was it worth it?

I work in landscapi g and my favprite thing to do is to take shits in peoples backyard.

You kidding me?
The 18 year old and both the 18 year olds were so tight I couldn't even fuck their puss. I got almost non stop anal for 2days!

Could they take it up the ass? Were they virgins?

Used to know a girl and I found cp she made with her infant son

None were virgins.
But I had only ever been with the 18 year old and she could take it both holes.
One of the 18 year old actually had an interesting time just 1 month prior.. her father said it was a "German party" and it was just her alone for 6 hours. Never got told how many germans there were but apparently a few of them.

she put breastfeeding pics on facebook and you sperged out, didn't you.

On a hot summer night I gave my throat to the wolf with the red roses

I like wearing my exes panties and bras, and watching other guys with bigger cocks stroke it to them. I like getting humiliated knowing I’ll never be able to make them as satisfied as someone bigger.

haven't talked to another human in years... and haven't been touched probably since i was a child.....

some dude lost a finger at work and everyone covered it up. think i should call osha but dont want them to make my job harder with the extra steps involved with safety

Story?

Didnt go right away when the light turned green and hot honked at.

I sold an 8ball of cocaine to a 16 year old kid. I was 29. Don’t feel too bad about it. He sold me Xanax before. Tit for tat.

>think i should call osha but dont want them to make my job harder with the extra steps involved with safety
Expediency or fingers, user. You've got ten of the fucking things, what's the loss of a few here and there?
Seriously, look out for yourself and your fellow workers. The boss isn't gonna fucking do it.

Taught my friend's daughter how to masturbate.

In my early 20s, I was at a nightclub, and very drunk (no excuse, just setting it up), and I touched a waitress's butt. I didn't grab or spank it, but I did touch her butt without her permission. She turned around and smacked me on the chest and the bouncer threw me out. I would think about that in the early morning for years after the fact in guilt and embarrassment.

0/10

Care to expand on this?

Nah

I eat gas station food every day and cant stop. Im like addicted. Its not even good food, its from speedway. Burritos, microwaved sandwiches, roller items, nachos..... like 15-20$ a day. if my wife knew she would kill me. Putting on weight also.

I got to first and a half base with a chick by telling her I was Daniel Stern's son.

Explain

Just say you sucked a dick

She made him hump her and stimulated him, both orally and otherwise

idk how it happened. stopped going to school pretty young because i hated school and wasent very smart and didn't fit in. withdrew to my room. dont have any friends or family and arent active in any online community's to make relationships. not very close with my parents they were not "huggers" when they died they left me some money that i have been living off of but it wont last forever. will have to get a job one day but dont know how since i didnt go to school and have no work ethic or social skills. no crazy story or anything it just kinda happened. STAY IN SCHOOL KIDS!

any questions?

how much money do you have right now?

The locker room at my gym shares a wall with the ladies' locker room. I can practically hear them showering, bouncing around in there. It's a thin wall. I'm trying to think of a way to carve a glory hole in it and get my dick sucked.

Story time.

do it, faggot. post proofs when you are done with it

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i swear to fucking god if i knew who was making this thread i would literally murder him

no

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how old are you and how horrendously ugly are you?

you seem like youre reasonably intelligent and normal internally, but you probably have extreme social anxiety

i once fucked a girl, got nudes off of her and turned it into an ewhoring pack tto make money when i was in highschool. Pic related

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> be me
> 20 something
> look like a teenager though
> 13 - 15 year old girls want my dick so bad
> bruh

>at a random party
>fat girl says that "Ashley" wants to party in the back room
>I see a couple guys go back there so I look in to see what is going on
>Ashley is on her back on the edge of the bed adn the first guy is finishing in her
>She is drunk, but moaning like she's into it
>first guy backs up and the second guy takes his place, i get in line behind him
>Guy finishes in about 30 seconds, so I take my turn
>Her pussy is dripping, so I shove it in her ass
>It is dry, and doesn't want to go in, so I push are
>She looks up at me As I pop into her ass
>Her eyes roll back in her head and she leans back moaning
>I bust a nut after a minute or so and let the next guy take his turn
>She's in the room for a couple hours before she staggers out and asks someone to make her a drink
>She's at work the next day like nothing happened
>The girl in pink hooked up with a nigger at that party too

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If you don't like it, ignore it, don't bump it. People find it entertaining and like to open up.

Cheated on my gf once and now me and the other girl are fuck buddies

holy ffuck my nigga checked

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is she from lomdom?

no way

how much did u make off of her user

I'm so addicted to getting off, I hate it. I cant stop looking at hentai or looking for people to talk about kinks with constantly. I want someone who is just as obsessed as me to talk to and dom me, but I can never find anyone really into it. My husband tries to keep up and has had friends over to fuck us before, but it never feels like enough. I really wish I could just forget about it all and be more focused on normal shit.

Nigger

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