What did Ronaldo mean by this?

What did Ronaldo mean by this?

why does he surprisingly look too white on this pic? did he realize that tanning is bad for his health?

whos this nigga on the left

are those his real legs wtf

I just want to know why does a millionare have a 2001 hairstayle for kids. It's like someone cracked a egg on his head

>pictures of himself playing against barça in his workout room
obsessed

looks more like ramen noodles lmao

>Special partner

When will he become a global ambassador for gay people? I'm so tired of Penaldo and Aaron Rodgers hiding it.

What is going on here?

WHY DOES HIS KID ALWAYS LOOK SAD, FUCK

THIS IS A PATTERN

Did your father made you in a stranger? Did your father force you to be his living doll?
Did your father bring another wife with kids to your house?
I don't think so.

its his brother you queer burger

Badr will be so mad

he lives with a literal autist

it's Ronaldo's brother

imagine living with the most narcissistic man of the planet
imagine trying to watch cartoons when a grown man, your father, runs in the room screaming TSUUUUUUUUUUUU and forces you to take selfies with him

I thought leg extensions fucked your knees up

he's doing seated hamstrings curls i think

Because he's being sexually molested.

>Son: Dad can i have a friend over to play
>CR7: Haha why do you want hang out with kids when you can hang out with your super hero dad *does trademark goal celebration*
>Son: ...When is Paula coming? (his fav nanny)
>CR7: Why do you care about her? She's not coming back here anymore. I fired her. Come here for a selfie.

>the fucking slightly brown muscle emoji
Jesus

I kek'd

I read that as "steamed hamstrings", fuck.

t. jeffry dahmer

Yes, it’s a regional dialect

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Despite the fact that they're obviously grilled.

At this time of year?

it's a regional dialect

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Holy fuck look at those quads

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He's portuguese

While wearing shorts shorter then most mens underwear you faggot

Isn't that his brother Hugo?

look at these m8

Want nothing more than to take a big fat sloppy shit on the pooper bowel lads

WITNESS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Sup Forums is so dead these days getting quads isn't even an achievement

getting quads through a script isn't really that amazing

it wasnt even a script, I just watched the front page when it was close and F5'd
it was so slow I even had time to re-do the captcha

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STOP IT
STOP IT
STTOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP ITTTTTT

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he's a trend setter for children around the world

Do you think he will tell the public that Messi is the greatest player ever?

Noice

Hell no. If he does that he'll be locked in the boys underwear collection room forever

shit nigger

Wow some guys get all the luck

Based Scotland

>no picture
playing on ezmode, 2/10 would not check