/hoc/ McMeme Edition

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any offers for Nash yet? Plz, anyone

Yes, very good very good Edmonton. HOWEVER

Oh boy here come the delusional oilniggers

Every time you make fun of us we get another ball in the lottery.

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all this hubris and the oilers still won't make the playoffs

*Wins the 2018 Calder Memorial trophy*

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Is he going to make any big moves before the deadline? Fisher doesn't count.

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no i don't think that will be happening you can stop posting this now

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You can have my balls in your mouth for all I care. I’ll never stop.

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tonight's games sucked

Imagine being this reddit

Kari Lehronen looks like some English guy

t. pubsub

Rekt

always great seeing anime fail tho

All the good guys won tonight desu

he cute

No. Eat shit.

Tonight was a great hockey night lads

ye

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but preds won?

don't think i will be doing that, much like boeser will not be winning the calder

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i hate sandwiches i'll have you know. also the tampon/oilels game is the only one i am happy about, i stand behind my albertan brothers

>tfw your team should’ve won but lost
>still snagged a point
>but defense is still bottom of the barrel

Please help this fucking team sooner or later. Karlsson please come to Brooklyn

Playoffs don't matter to me. Id rather be shit for this year, get a decent pick in the lottery grab a dman or 2 and come into next year looking to be better. The only people picking the Oilers to do well this year were pundits outside Edmonton. Every single fan knew that last year was not going to be repeated. Maroon is a pylon who can't even hit an open net, Talbot has come back down to earth and the only guy affiliated with the Oilers who's slower than Lucic is Joey Moss. This seasons been a disapointment but Katz knows this team is all this city has so it will get support regardless.

Shut up nerd

whats he saying to seggs boys?

fuck you faggot ass central
stop winning

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>The only people picking the Oilers to do well this year were pundits outside Edmonton
that's bullshit and you know it

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That's INCREDIBLY gay.

>rags
Pathetic.

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who is that and why does he have such a punchable face

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That's Malcolm Subban

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How would you like a handful of very dumb defensemen?

They should switch subban out with dansk

>still waiting on a franchise to come back to Atlanta

he sit with us now

malcolm subban doesnt look like an uppity negro

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>waiting on your old, good jersey designs to come back

KEK

true

Are you false flagging? The Oilers in the playoffs are my favourite time of year. I had to deal with a decade of no playoffs. 2006, 1997 against the stars, and 1998 against the avs were my favourite playoff series. Then >we finally made it and the first round was awesome. Unfortunately the second round was clearly rigged. Now we are back to garbage again.

Based Poile has something cooking I can guarantee you that bub

Pretty gay, but I lel'd anyway.

would /hoc/ be interested in a /hoc/ card game? (plays a lot like magic: the gathering)

I'm not sure even /hoc/ is this autistic but I've been wrong before

im not convinced a hockey card game would work but sure

vs another anime team
which means anime still lost

Only the strong can survive

Ya Im sure all edmonton needs is another first overall to round out the roster

great post

Will Seattle be an anime team when they finally join the league?

>Unfortunately the second round was clearly rigged.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>being this buttblasted

They said it was the riskiest decision a hockey player ever made. To win a cup, though, you have to put it all on the line. I decided to purposely not score in the first two series just to throw off the teams in the finals. I had been a star name but, after purposely not scoring goals, people forgot about me. It was understandable- with superstars like Brad Richards and Brian Boyle, the Rangers were obviously talented enough to overcome teams from the butthole known as Pennsylvania.

I unleashed my fury against the Montreal Canadiens, scoring 4 goals in a four game sweep. I then put the team on my back in the finals, scoring 3 power play goals in the first game. Sadly, the excitement of a power play hat trick killed legendary announcer, Sam Rosen, who screamed until his heart exploded inside his chest. We ended up beating Anaheim in 5 games.

It wouldn't have been possible... the goals, the Cup win, the bitches... if I hadn't become the Secret Weapon by not scoring in those first two series. That decision made my career.

-Rick Nash, reflecting on his career in 2048.

The second mcdaivd goal was a beaut

At least all the good guys, except the preds, won tonight

don’t even @ me if your team doesn’t have at least 70 pts.

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laffs aren’t good guys
only delusional t-dotniggers believe they are

Compared to the Ducks they are the less bad guys

I’ll concede to that
fucc duccs

Brock Boeser is the future of the Canucks franchise. He will be the all-time scoring leader in the near future.

Fuck the Sedins.

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*blocks your path*
*steals calder from Boeser*
Nothing personal kid

that's not Barzal...

>10+ years from getting anywhere near the sedins
>near future

wouldn't mind this. seems like a hardworking likable kid. Sedin sisters accomplished nothing

Will he learn to play defense at all in that time?

>Italian mutt babby
>assist babby (just like H. Sedin)

>70 points this year
>140 points next year
>280 points the year after
>560 points in his 4th year

Only needs 4 years to tie Henrik as scoring leader.

>Henrik on pace for 3 goals this year

l m a o

>hardworking
You haven't seen him on the backcheck then I take it

boeser will make the headlines and highlights for the team but horvat is the most important person by far tbqh.

>Brock Boeser: -5
>Daniel Sedin: -15
>Henrik Sedin: -14

Better than the SHITdins, lol.

Dylan Larkin will be the Shane Doan of Detroit.

he'll get there

Shall be ending it all lads

missed u kipz
can’t wait for the next big bad burly blonde boss based boeser burger brilliant breezy blueline bullet bomb bardown blaster

Achieve nothing and then be unceremoniously kicked to the curb by the franchise?

you cant coach speed. he isnt a very fast skater. the canucks in general arent a very quick team, even more so if they plan on trading vanek.

based suicidal kiwi
hang in there buddy

desu I read gay erotica because the kink is better.

Never told anyone this.

Yes except for the last part. He will be captain for 20 years.