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any offers for Nash yet? Plz, anyone
Yes, very good very good Edmonton. HOWEVER
Oh boy here come the delusional oilniggers
Every time you make fun of us we get another ball in the lottery.
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all this hubris and the oilers still won't make the playoffs
*Wins the 2018 Calder Memorial trophy*
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Is he going to make any big moves before the deadline? Fisher doesn't count.
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no i don't think that will be happening you can stop posting this now
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You can have my balls in your mouth for all I care. I’ll never stop.
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tonight's games sucked
Imagine being this reddit
Kari Lehronen looks like some English guy
t. pubsub
Rekt
always great seeing anime fail tho
All the good guys won tonight desu
he cute
No. Eat shit.
Tonight was a great hockey night lads
ye
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but preds won?
don't think i will be doing that, much like boeser will not be winning the calder
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i hate sandwiches i'll have you know. also the tampon/oilels game is the only one i am happy about, i stand behind my albertan brothers
>tfw your team should’ve won but lost
>still snagged a point
>but defense is still bottom of the barrel
Please help this fucking team sooner or later. Karlsson please come to Brooklyn
Playoffs don't matter to me. Id rather be shit for this year, get a decent pick in the lottery grab a dman or 2 and come into next year looking to be better. The only people picking the Oilers to do well this year were pundits outside Edmonton. Every single fan knew that last year was not going to be repeated. Maroon is a pylon who can't even hit an open net, Talbot has come back down to earth and the only guy affiliated with the Oilers who's slower than Lucic is Joey Moss. This seasons been a disapointment but Katz knows this team is all this city has so it will get support regardless.
Shut up nerd
whats he saying to seggs boys?
fuck you faggot ass central
stop winning
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>The only people picking the Oilers to do well this year were pundits outside Edmonton
that's bullshit and you know it
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That's INCREDIBLY gay.
>rags
Pathetic.
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who is that and why does he have such a punchable face
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That's Malcolm Subban
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How would you like a handful of very dumb defensemen?
They should switch subban out with dansk
>still waiting on a franchise to come back to Atlanta
he sit with us now
malcolm subban doesnt look like an uppity negro
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>waiting on your old, good jersey designs to come back
KEK
true
Are you false flagging? The Oilers in the playoffs are my favourite time of year. I had to deal with a decade of no playoffs. 2006, 1997 against the stars, and 1998 against the avs were my favourite playoff series. Then >we finally made it and the first round was awesome. Unfortunately the second round was clearly rigged. Now we are back to garbage again.
Based Poile has something cooking I can guarantee you that bub
Pretty gay, but I lel'd anyway.
would /hoc/ be interested in a /hoc/ card game? (plays a lot like magic: the gathering)
I'm not sure even /hoc/ is this autistic but I've been wrong before
im not convinced a hockey card game would work but sure
vs another anime team
which means anime still lost
Only the strong can survive
Ya Im sure all edmonton needs is another first overall to round out the roster
great post
Will Seattle be an anime team when they finally join the league?
>Unfortunately the second round was clearly rigged.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>being this buttblasted
They said it was the riskiest decision a hockey player ever made. To win a cup, though, you have to put it all on the line. I decided to purposely not score in the first two series just to throw off the teams in the finals. I had been a star name but, after purposely not scoring goals, people forgot about me. It was understandable- with superstars like Brad Richards and Brian Boyle, the Rangers were obviously talented enough to overcome teams from the butthole known as Pennsylvania.
I unleashed my fury against the Montreal Canadiens, scoring 4 goals in a four game sweep. I then put the team on my back in the finals, scoring 3 power play goals in the first game. Sadly, the excitement of a power play hat trick killed legendary announcer, Sam Rosen, who screamed until his heart exploded inside his chest. We ended up beating Anaheim in 5 games.
It wouldn't have been possible... the goals, the Cup win, the bitches... if I hadn't become the Secret Weapon by not scoring in those first two series. That decision made my career.
-Rick Nash, reflecting on his career in 2048.
The second mcdaivd goal was a beaut
At least all the good guys, except the preds, won tonight
don’t even @ me if your team doesn’t have at least 70 pts.
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laffs aren’t good guys
only delusional t-dotniggers believe they are
Compared to the Ducks they are the less bad guys
I’ll concede to that
fucc duccs
Brock Boeser is the future of the Canucks franchise. He will be the all-time scoring leader in the near future.
Fuck the Sedins.
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*blocks your path*
*steals calder from Boeser*
Nothing personal kid
that's not Barzal...
>10+ years from getting anywhere near the sedins
>near future
wouldn't mind this. seems like a hardworking likable kid. Sedin sisters accomplished nothing
Will he learn to play defense at all in that time?
>Italian mutt babby
>assist babby (just like H. Sedin)
>70 points this year
>140 points next year
>280 points the year after
>560 points in his 4th year
Only needs 4 years to tie Henrik as scoring leader.
>Henrik on pace for 3 goals this year
l m a o
>hardworking
You haven't seen him on the backcheck then I take it
boeser will make the headlines and highlights for the team but horvat is the most important person by far tbqh.
>Brock Boeser: -5
>Daniel Sedin: -15
>Henrik Sedin: -14
Better than the SHITdins, lol.
Dylan Larkin will be the Shane Doan of Detroit.
he'll get there
Shall be ending it all lads
missed u kipz
can’t wait for the next big bad burly blonde boss based boeser burger brilliant breezy blueline bullet bomb bardown blaster
Achieve nothing and then be unceremoniously kicked to the curb by the franchise?
you cant coach speed. he isnt a very fast skater. the canucks in general arent a very quick team, even more so if they plan on trading vanek.
based suicidal kiwi
hang in there buddy
desu I read gay erotica because the kink is better.
Never told anyone this.
Yes except for the last part. He will be captain for 20 years.