These girls call you cute and invite you back to your hotel room

>these girls call you cute and invite you back to your hotel room
>wat do?

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>girls

Why would they invite me up to my own hotel room? What are these some kind of weird homeless cosplayers?

Say, OK! maybe they want play games, n see muh toys

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Listen to them so I don't get my ass kicked

>cleverly hidden Adam's apples

I don't fall for an obvious set up. You go ahead and have fun getting robbed and the shit kicked out of you by the two niggers hiding in the bathroom and under the bed waiting for your stupid gullible ass to get out of your clothes.

Run because their dick bigger than mine

How did they get inside your room?

Let them use my ass because they're not interested in my sad little dick.

Don't be stupid, while you're being distracted by two of them the third is going to unlock the door. Use your brain

you have a very cynical world view
things like what you say don't happen in Norway

> Girl with dick
A big one, really big one.

Will I live in America and that shit happens here. And if your foolish enough to fall for it you deserve what you get

get on all fours

>girls
Get my boi pucci ready.

Maybe you should fix your country, get rid of people like that.

decline cause they look like fucking dudes

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Tittyfucking and blowjobs. Their pants never come off.

Say no. They probably trying to rob me.

Turn 360° and run away

Fuck one of 'em while the other 2 fuck me

Go with em, feel out who I have the most chance with and do it

I either...
1. Assume they have dicks
2. Assume I'm going to be robbed

If I can tell they have dicks, I'm going to their room immediately for some fun. Blowjobs for everyone!

If I'm going to be robbed, I go in there with MY dick out helicoptering all the way with nunchuks in hand. Nunchuk fuck the people trying to help them rob me, and then helicopter my fat dingus right into their faces as I rollerblade moonwalk back out of their room. All the unrelated chicks with dicks in the hallway then follow me back to my room and everyone gets free blowjobs as well.

This is the ideal convention scenario.