It Follows

It Follows

>that beard
>that hair

JUST

>that wife

More like It SWALLOWS amirite?

>married to this numale for 10 years
surely theres some hope for us all

>numale

j-j-jJUST haha,...he's a c-c-c-cuck uhgh... *starts sweating* uhmmm......J-...j-JUST FUCK m-MY SHIT UP....haha.h.h.h...............n..n-n-numale!!!......c-cu.....c-c-ccuck....

She's been crying ;__;

Yeah because he just absolutely DESTROYED...

ANNIHILATED her pussy

That dude gets cheated on a lot
Blind items say MEW keeps him around so her house stays clean and he cooks for her, but they sleep in separate bedrooms and she goes out in dates.
Literal cuck

>get tired of anons joking you on twitter
>take vain selfie trying to flex

Pathetic desu.

>she goes on dates with women

Ftfy
She a huge gay

sh- she doesnt have a vag
vag
girlparts!
STOP SAYING THINGS

This guy looks like me, only thinner. Gives me hope to find my own MEW gf.

You're on Sup Forums, there is no hope.
Everytime someone says that here I laugh.

MEW thread? okay.

ITS NOT 2007 ANYMORE THIS PLACE IS NORMIE CENTRAL.

Fucking Netflix and Chill originated here.

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>all these pathetic neckbeards calling him a cuck
I laugh every time. Stay jelly.

unJUST

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>Netflix and Chill originated here

what are you talking about? that was a black twitter meme you imbecile

Just, how?

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lol back from your trip from Know your meme user?

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His pathetic weak jaw and bitch shoulders make him look ridiculous

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last of what I have in my MEW folder.

What's his secret?

probably went out and socialized a bunch met her and actually could hold a conversation. Had interesting hobbies and did things besides post shit in this place. you know the normal shit none of us can do.

ancient knowledge says all couples, even the most odd couples are perfect pairs. so, when you see a "hot" woman with a normal guy, it means the woman has a huge flaw. in this particular case it should be her glass eye or some sort of vaginism that prevents her from having sex.

She was homeschooled and from a big family she was a complete social retard and still is.

Maybe he pleasures her in unbelievable ways?

wtf he listens to merzbow?

I CAN SEE HER NIPPLES

youre welcome?

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she met her when she was 18 during a cruise, no not joking

Nu-male core

He glass eye shines like nipple skin in the sun

Statistics my friend. Since she's so hot, chances are she would end up with someone that is less hot than she is.

>le GLASS EYE xd
Probably the most embarrassing retarded failed Sup Forums meme of all time

>He hasn't bred her yet

His beard and haircut still look shit and anyone who can't be bothered to put laces in their shoes should be punched on sight. He reeks of hipster asshole and the fact that MEW is the one who went after him actually makes me like her a little less.

KIKED