*BURP* God's not real Morty

>*BURP* God's not real Morty
>the redditor feels some blood drain from his extremities and flow towards his micropenis
>Y-y-your parents are fucking idiots Morty everybody is stupid but me
>the redditor starts stroking his tiny cock to an open page of Darwin's Origin of Species
>WUBALABADUBDUB MOTHERFUCKERS POOPY DOOP FUCK SHIT
>The redditor edges closer and closer to climax as his face turns bright red and sweat runs down his back
>mmmm get schwifty
>the redditor spills half a gallon of his thick seed all over his poster of Richard Dawkins as his mind escapes to a state of pure atheistic bliss

HAHAHAHA GET IT GUYS BECAUSE REDDIT IS BAD HAHAHA

Saged and reported

you would probably be a lot happier if your sense of self wasn't tied to a website

DUDE TRIBALISM LMAO!
DUDE SANCTION THE OUT-GROUP LMAO!!

Samefag

>another strawman post
doesn't this get old?

Does not having an argument get old you faggot?

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I'll take phoneposting for 500 alex

not him but I actually do this

Were you aware that announcing reports is a bannable offense?

Of course not. Your not from around here.

>your

>trumpfag
Literally kill yourself

Suck my big white cock

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Fuck off samefagging shill

3rd best thread on Sup Forums right now

fuck off, al maghrebi

Shut uo

>A-actually M-Morty -burp- t-true communism has never been p-properly tried, all current "implementations" so far have been shortsighted facist dictatorships not properly led by the proletariat -burrrrp- w-which is why you shouldn't dismiss a government system that is perfect in theory, and never -burp- done in practice

Hmmm stormweenies don't seem to like banter :^)

heh

>*BURPPP* God's not real Morty
>Sup Forums writes an angry letter to the producers and Adult Swim demanding that a cartoon for young adults not criticize his pseudo evangelical Christian beliefs
>*Y-y-your parents are fucking idiots Morty everybody is stupid but me
>the Sup Forumslack's face turns red and steam shoots from his ears at the thought of anybody being smarter than him because of the time he read Guns Germs and Steel
>WUBALABADUBDUB FUCKING MULAN NUGGET SAUCE MORTY
>The joke falls flat at the feet of the enlightened not at all contrarian 19 year old National Socialist who only partakes in such patrician humor as Sam Hyde and Milo
>mmmm get schwifty
>Sup Forums shit himself out of rage and screeches at the top of his lungs cursing Muslims and black men for his inability to get a girlfriend or job until he passes out from eating 5 chick fillet sandwiches and masturbating to traps.

Shut up you stupid kike

I hope you stay upset

Haha fedoras are pathetic, see yall guys I'm going to church

found the redditor

Hes not jewish. Hes a moroccan living in France.

Found the jackass

Holy shit op how many times are you gonna make this thread

It's more effort by far than the typical redditfag

7/10 bretty gud :D