Trips decided how I kill myself
Trips decided how I kill myself
furious masturbation
You don't, you go get therapy and get better, OP
Old age
Throw yourself in front of a commuter train so you can needlessly annoy and inconvenience a bunch of people one last time.
Die in Christ's death and be reborn in Christ's resurrection. Live not for yourself, but for Him.
infectious castration
you take hrt instead of dying.
Do you live in the States? Go out in a blaze of glory shooting some place up. Make sure you make a manifesto about how the pinecones made you do it or something.
If you live in Canada, go get some of that free healthcare and psych appointments.
If you live anywhere else, find a daycare centre and walk in with your clothing soaked in fuel and then set yourself a blaze. Bonus points if it's a special ed school because lets be honest, no one gives a fuck what happens to the 'speds.
kill yourself with a banana in the butthole when you use a clown wig
Drown
Take a lethal amount of heroin and drive off a parking garage
A live video of you drowning in a bathtub of shit and piss or not drowning, just toaster bath in bathtub of shit and piss
Taking down as many politicians as you can.
Tie cheesewire around your neck, and make it like a noose of sorts hanging the cheesewire from the ceiling, stand on stool, glue your hands to your head, kick off stool, hang yourself, effectively cutting off your head, makes it look like you ripped your own head off.
Rolling
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Rollo
Old age
Dedicate yourself to Lord Kreem by murdering yourself with a tube
torture yourself for months until you die by exercising one hour per day every day, eating only foods you have cooked yourself, avoiding porn, and generally not being a degenerate. this proves fatal for 99% of normies within 6 mo
roll
Cocaine and cheap prostitues in mexico... Go out having fun nigger
Just don't
Old age
By assisted suicide after you're in your late 80s and have lived a full life, but are uncomfortable living with your disabilities.
Dammit they put them upside down.
a long and happy life
Do a Charles Manson
Really slowly. Despair to disappear.
How about don’t. Seek help instead.
Call a prevention hotline, kid.
Don’t.
Cut your dick and balls off and bleed to death.
hope op delivers cause he is a faggot. Also roll for this
Roll
Start taking krokodil until you get some bones exposed on your arms and legs then take enough PCP to get into excited delirium, get dropped off in a crowded area and start biting people. You wont go down to much due to the PCP and you'll troll a lot of people.
kill yourself with kindness
how about don't and go to therapy
roll
I want you to do everything youve always been scared to do nigga.
Hit on every cute chick you see, talk shit on whoever you wanna talk shit on, take loans and travel the world. Do what you really wanr for one year, and then you'll realize that Epstein didnt kill himself.
You don’t
Old age. Dont be a pussy and take the easy way out faggot.
Reroll
Drowning
rolling for you to just suffer through the rest of your life
waiting until you did from old age
don't kill youself nigga