I need some funny shit, had a really shit day. Been lurking since 08, and have always come here for some weird reason when feeling down.
Long story short, my wife has been ill for the last month with stomach problems. Was due to have a colonoscopy, got gout, given meds, now shitting a lot of blood. Went to A&E, has lost so much she needs transfusion.Possible side effects of meds, possible cancer.
So im just home now (5am local). Heading up at 10 to see her. Had a breakdown when I got back to our flat. Bottle of vodka and weed here. Help a boomer Sup Forumsro out with some memes?
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November 15, 2019 - 05:08
Stay strong Sup Forumsro
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November 15, 2019 - 05:11
Thanks man, air certainly came out my nose there.
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My buddy messaged me at 4:30 AM yesterday so stoned that he was crying because he wasnt able to buy Tortilla Chips on Amazon
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November 15, 2019 - 05:21
Damn, they look good too haha.
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plz provide memes
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who wore it better?
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November 15, 2019 - 05:38
Sounds like you've got crohn's or some kind of colitis. I've got crohn's, it's no fun but it can be managed
November 15, 2019 - 05:40
Thanks for the replies lads. It's nice when even one person responds. Much loves.
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genuinely feel bad. hope things turn up.
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His hair needs to go golden at some point surely
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Thanks man, funny thing is, this deli meats line might actually work on my mrs
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someone needs to put trump's head on the shovel guy and a mexican sticking his head through the fence
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Stay strong man
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You know fine well sir.
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Rooting for you
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Wonder if It's severe ibd
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damn dude I'll bump it. I had some stomach issues recently and needed two transfusions myself. your wife almost certainly has a perforated ulcer. not cancer or anything. hang in there bro.
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November 15, 2019 - 05:58
Some /d/ humor to cheer you up
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I couldn’t figure out where the cut was until watching it enough, they cut when the shovel is in front of the camera causing the motion blur that our eyes wouldn’t pick up when they resumed filming him swinging into the prosthetic face since it resumes mid blur, also looks like they used multiple takes of him hitting the prosthetic and found the one that almost fit flawlessly. Neat little piece of film making.
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Stay strong OP she’ll be alright in the end
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could be Crohn's, diverticulitis, or like you said maybe colon cancer. They might suggest a colostomy or ileostomy if her colon is bad. Work with plenty of people with them (am an RN) and bowel problems are pretty common anymore. Don't stress yourself out too much OP, just know she is being taken care of now and they will do their best.
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November 15, 2019 - 06:05
This is why I keep coming back here when things suck. Thanks again guys, the laughs really help.
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Last one, stay strong
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Laughter is the best medicine so I'm gonna cure your ass
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November 15, 2019 - 06:07
Probably just colitis
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Your welcome
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>1000x5345 I am genuinely curious about why you think that's a small image.
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>1000x5345 Are you OK annon? Did you lose your glasses?
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I have crohns and everything you said sounds just like that. My intestines bleed constantly. It's a hard situation to deal with sometimes but it's totally manageable and it's not always as bad as it looks now. I hope it's not cancer. Good luck.
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One of my favorite posts from a long time ago
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Use this weekend cleaning and decorating the flat when you're not up the hospital. Make sure there's cards and flowers and shit when you bring her back. Stock up on house stuff and food. Buy some lavender bed spray and get her some bath bombs . Have a place for all the medication and paper work. I've been through this similar thing bro
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here have an original agitator post i made to stir up shit on facebook last year.
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