I wanna be Janeane Garofalo's boyfriend.
If you know her, met her, worked with her, or performed with her, share your stories here.
I wanna be Janeane Garofalo's boyfriend
Wyatt Nguyen
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Caleb Hernandez
Is it just a meme at this point?
Or just one severely autistic sad cunt?
Angel Sanders
I can't even imagine how soul-crushing it would be to live with someone like this.
You should try having better taste in women.
Elijah White
It's The Garofaholic.
Bentley Sanders
STOP POSTING THIS FOR THE LOVE GOD
Parker Myers
I’m pretty sure it’s like 30 people larping as one person
Colton Bailey
Jesus she looks like a melting hag
Jackson Cook
is your favorite part the flappy underarm skin?
James White
I was sexually assaulted by Janeane Garofalo in the early 90's.
I have remained silent since then because I was ashamed, but the power of the brave survivors who have come forward as part of the #MeToo movement have inspired me to report publicly.
In the late summer of 1993, Jeanine drunkenly made several passes at me at a barbecue cookout on a farm in upstate New York. She jacked me off to completion with her right hand in a handicapped porta-potty stall. I tried to tell her to stop but I was afraid. Once I had started cumming it was too late to stop it.
While I allowed her to do so at the time, I realize now that I only let her do it because her fame and power intimidated me. I was scared to say no. As soon as that first drop of seed ejected from my tip I immediately felt violated and regretted the act. Having survived the incident, I have lived with that trauma all these years
Noah Long
She just pulled to D.C. tonight.
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Levi Williams
THAT THE FUCKED UP BITCH ALL RUN UP IN MY HOUSE AND SHIT ALL OVER THE GODDAMN PLACE. I STILL CAN'T GET THE SMELL OUT. GODDAMN.
Matthew Thomas
Her hair, her lips/smile, her eyes, Her style.
Ryder Morgan
Janeane hair/wig stories please?
Mason Martin
So hot on "Girlfriends Guide To Divorce".
Jaxon Long
she is so fucking hot i literally cant handle
Ryan Long
Heyy...nice Elon...
Thomas Anderson
She is aging poorly...
Oliver Peterson
Doesn't look that bad.
Ethan Myers
Loved her in "The Matchmaker".
Sebastian Garcia
Did she ever take off her wig on "The Majority Report"?
Hunter Gonzalez
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Kayden Adams
>Or just one severely autistic sad cunt?
THIS
Christopher Jenkins
Hot
Camden Thomas
Bump.
Mason Martinez
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I have remained silent since then because I was ashamed, but the power of the brave survivors who have come forward as part of the #MeToo movement have inspired me to report publicly.
I too must come forward as part of the #MeToo, the OP wore a Wig similar to the hair style of Janeane Garofolo and also assaulted me in a handicapped porta-potty. I was unused extra in the movie Tommy Boy.
Only through the powers of #MeToo and Googling I trace the OP and found out his real identity as Adam Sandler, whose face I have black out until this exact moment!
Totally true story!