How contrived
How contrived
>this is some peoples '''GOAT'''
the fucking state of him
>this "man" is considered an athlete
Soccer was a mistake bros
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Nice "1 missed meal away from crack addict" physique
I can smell the soy, I'm gonna close this tab now bye
Sad!
How long until his children's autism diagnosis goes public
You may not like it but this is what peak athletic body looks like.
Macaco was a delicia bros.
probably never, because he's not an american attention whore athlete
I don't get the problem? most of you guys are literally overweight.
>most of you guys are literally overweight.
it's almost like we're not paid $100m a year to run about and score hattricks against Eibar
the reason you're not overweight is because a steak in your country would cost more than your shoes
>literally has another man's face on his arm
holy fuck, what a cuck.
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Shut up fAgoot
You know it's autism when brazil says "soccer"
I thought you closed the tab
found another tab in your mom's favela
Lol little gypsy can't keep away from stealing things, huh
>little
that's not what your novia said last night
You know it's Hindustan when they don't know that the Bongs made the word.
/get zoro'd
Your sister wife would had cut your balls already had you touched another woman, Jonathan
Trust me, ain't no one installing pipe in Roma.
based shinji
trust me, your flag and your ""banter"" are irrelevant in these threads.
he looks like a literal fuccboi wtf
Nem spee btfo
Why does his wife have an empty toilet roll as an earring? Also does his son genuinely have downs? Still tho, Messi is the best player of his generation and anyone who disagrees is most likely a contrarian or Portuguese
Messi sacrificed his soul to kek. Thats why his son looks like a frog
>Has a tattoo of Jesus even though Jesus said tattoos are bad
hmmmmm
De Niro looking swell
Someone should photoshop that disgusting FtM trans from /fit/ on Messi's body.
Why is his head so big?
his ego inflated it
A life of being ahead
Wasnt Freddie Mercury born and raised in India?
kid looks like an infant Matt Rorie from giantbomb
that would explain his aids
Kek
any roma still here?
why do people get jesus/madonna tattooed on their arms of all places. imagine youre balls deep in a girl and you look down and see jesus christ staring back up at you...
>europeans
Thats why you beat the shit outta them before.
he looks like a fucking 5 year old
soccer players are so fucking small
>Not insta-cumming at the mere sight of our sweet Lord Jesus
Normies, I fucking swear...
>american banter
t. Octavian Căpreanu
Not black and muscly enough for you kekkekeke