/mlb/ general - SPRANG TRAININ' edition

NYY: Mets get Todd Frazier for two years, $17M
MIA: Nats, Marlins remain in touch on Realmuto
HOU: Astros, Springer avoid arb. with 2-year deal
TEX: Rangers sign Bartolo Colon to minors contract
BOS: Mets express interest in Eduardo Nunez
TEX: Rangers consider new contract for Andrus
LA: Rangers unlikely to bring back Darvish
MIA: Justin Bour wins arb. case; will make $3.4M
BAL: Orioles acquire Andrew Susac from Brewers
WAS: Nats sign Miguel Montero to minors contract
CHC: Report: Brewers in touch with Arrieta, Cobb
TB: Brewers, Rays have talked Chris Archer deal
MLB: Exhibition games start Feb. 23

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It's about time for them to do this again

yeah bro ST LOUIS STROOOONG

Just one more week until baseball

P&Cs...almost here
Spring training...right around the corner

third for future HOF

>women

who invited the commie

Disgusting for the Cardinals,not so much for the cubes

Those are men.

bullshit, far left looks like your textbook 57 year old in a retirement community

CAN I GET A FUCK DICKS HERPES?

>1337

Yes.

FUCK

We don't get invited. We sneak in and corrupt with whispers of dialectics and historical materialism (i.e.: facts).

>Lifelongs

redditors

>double 411
>talked about facts
WHAT DOES IT MEAN

>lifelong c*bs fans are commie faggots
the memes speak for itself

>lifelong c*bs fans are commie faggots
It's disgusting really
We need more freedom in here

Get in the helicopter, faggot.

Johnny Bucklers

>lol murdered innocent people that weren't even gommies :^)
I will never understand why this meme is popular, except that the average Sup Forumsrat has a single digit IQ.

It's just banter, mate

>commies
>innocent people
not sure if you're trolling :^)

>letting another country take over your country

Literally a nation of cucks but thanks for the bananas and shit lol

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Frazier who?

Yolmeme is eternal

*ruins future free agent markets*

August 11, Pirates @ Giants, Giants will retire Barry Bonds' #25 with Andrew McCutchen playing in the outfield. The Giants have always only retired the jerseys/numbers of Hall of Famers before. And of course the Pirates were the only other team Bonds played for.

Not sure who's getting trolled the most but I love it.

BBWAA are the only ones getting trolled, Pirates have nothing to be mad about there besides not having Cutch anymore and that's not the Giants' fault

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>trips of failure
cards have peaked, tbqh

>trips of truth
the rebuild is almost over

Phallic cold sores

>phaillies

Why do you hate this man, /mlb/? What did he ever do to you?

Apparently there is a well-known baseball catcher these days who even straight men comment on what womanly buttocks he has. And they can see all of him.

baseball-reference.com/play-index/batter_vs_pitcher.cgi?batter=reckean01&pitcher=shielja02

Why do you put that comparison in response to the post immediately above yours?

Come /mlb/, tell me who your favorite prospect is and I will tell if they are shit are not. Hopefully glasnowfags learned their lesson last year about why 2-pitch pitchers who can't throw strikes are fucking shit.

Fernando Tatis Jr.

Tim tebow

I predict the Pirates will not make the playoffs.

Bold prediction

Me. Am I good enough to make it to the show?

What's your scouting grades?

70 grade chirping
80 grade access to PED's
60 grade shitposting on social media ability

He's fine for now especially since he's still 19 but he better stop trying to swing his way to the show otherwise a lot of those walks will dry up as he heads up the ladder. Swinging your way to glory only really works well when you have elite bat speed and barrel control like Acuna and you can just say fuck it and let it rip. However even Acuna is a little bit of a precautionary tale that i think people are sleeping on because he often swung over even mediocre offspeed stuff so hopefully he hasn't developed a bad habit in the process.

>You now remember when I told you fags that Acuna was a top prospect last year during aussieball

He's the top prospect in God's farm.

Sure thing bud if you own a ps4

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David Peterson

>only 60 grade shitposting

Going to have to do better than that

Es me again, Bartolo Colon! Ajaja this man he throw the ball I hit it so hard, fly outta park! Pewww like a bullet! Ajaja I hit that ball so hard, first time for me, the man was James Shields I wonder what he does now! I preay to Santa Maria he washes dishes ajajaj!!!

-Pro Ball Player Bart C.

Hey guys, pro ball player here I won't say my name but I'm Adam LaRoche. Remember that time I made the entire White Sox organization look foolish because I demanded they operate a day care for my son out of the locker room? Then I took to social media about it and people took sides but in the end it was just one great big embarrassment for everyone involved?

That's the Chi Sox for ya! Lol!

You forgot about the part where you then gave your son a matching M4A1 SOPMOD and went to hunt deer with duck dynasty.

>He just got BTFO out by Illinois again
Chicago proves once again it's the best city in America.

Why do lesbians dress like 12 year old boys?

Fake it til you make it

Is that how James Shields made it to the majors?

Believe it or not, James Shields was decent to good at one point in his career. At some point near giving up the home run to Bartolo "Dingers" Colon, he was falling or had fallen off of a steep, steep cliff into being just absolutely terrible.
It was at this time in his career the Chicago White Sox saw fit to trade their #1 prospect and 40 million USD for this broken husk of a pitcher.
He went on to have a 23 ERA.

So its all James Shields fault then. He truly is the worst pitcher in all of history.

>Believe it or not, James Shields was decent to good at one point in his career.
James Shields pothead

James Shields

So apparently James Shields was called "Big Game James" by Royals fans. Why is this? Can any Royals fans on here explain this peculiarity?

>mlb offseason is so ded that reckerposting and shieldsposting took over
>talks of players of boycotting spring training is starting to grow

not to mention, it's cold

We also dressed up in dreadlocks wigs for Big Game Cueto.

Got any royals shields for big game james?

I call him Big Game James because it's a big game for the other team

>not to mention, it's cold
Have you tried reading the LOTR trilogy or at least watching the films?

Why did White Sox fans also adopt this nickname?

Actual White Sox fans' nickname for Shields was "James GET THE FUCK OFF MY TEAM YOU FUCKING PIECE OF HUMAN GARBAGE GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF ALREADY"

sounds about right

brap

There were a lot of white sox fans I saw who said things like "two frame james" and "big lame james" and shit but I always just preferred Fuck You Shields

the shields shitposting is fucking hilarious though

It wasn't funny when it was biggioposting or reckerposting, it isn't funny now

last digit is how many world series the white sox win after their rebuild

Anyone grabbing a new cap(s) for the new season?

What about stevepearceposting?

Him too

>Offer players contracts
>They refuse and want more money
>Teams don't want to give them more money
>"OMG, THIS NON-COMPETITIVENESS IS CANCER"

Agents are the worst thing in sports

i've never been a hat guy but i'm considering it. got my brother a sick batting practice cap for xmas and i almost just didn't give it to him

>The worst thing in sports are the teams that don't pay my clients millions of dollars

Who would you cast in a TV miniseries about the steroid era?
Main characters:
Bonds
Canseco
McGwire
Sosa
Selig
Victor Conte

Conseco as himself

Paul Dano as Mark McGwire

>no petitite
come on

Should his number be retired league-wide like Robinson's? As the GOAT, he really deserves it desu.

Just look at that list of absolute legends.

Mandatory steroids when?

sounds absolutely classic

>Casting Bonds in a show about steroids

He's clean though

Wrong on all three points.
Maybe your website of origin is more your speed.

spamming shit over and over again doesnt make it funny, lifelong

Then why was spamming the ottoman copypasta over and over again funny? Consider this karma, Sup Forums.

>go back to
fuck off cancer

>Gnats in charge of being classy
>Honoring a roid user
Does any other team celebrate their big steroid user like Bonds and the gnats?

>implying you had even heard of this website before 2016

Because the ottoman pastas themselves were hilarious. Simple, simpleton.

>implying you were around for Ottomanposting