The guac man is back to peddle his wares

The guac man is back to peddle his wares

>Jeb Bush is carrying his crusade against Donald Trump to the doorstep of the Republican convention, saying that he is not the future of the Republican Party even as it prepares to nominate him.

>"They have given rise to the success of a candidate who continues to grotesquely manipulate the deeply felt anger of many Americans," Bush wrote, saying the nominee harkened back to an 1850s political party. "Trump's abrasive, Know Nothing-like nativist rhetoric has blocked out sober discourse about how to tackle America's big challenges."

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trump ruined this guys whole fucking life I'm worried he might try something

hope its suicide

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Awesome. I was wondering what guac boy was doing nowadays. I'm glad to see that he's now out getting Trump more votes.

Did they chemically lobotomize his brother?

He was dancing around the Dallas funeral like a retarded person at McDonald's

he is finally back

I hope he kills his entire family before doing himself in. And I hope they all rot in hell for eons to come.

Time to dust off the Jeb meme folder

we don't want your sober discourse,chum

We want to lay down the law and build up our foundations again

when we assured we have a future for ourselves as America then we can divert into the blather you espouse.

Until then get out of the way.

Remember this
youtu.be/VoOnSE2oRaQ
Or Obama IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF

Once a human experiences enough stress their brain doesn't work the same anymore, and these people are realizing it's all coming crashing down

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He's just salty that he will never get to be in politics again. Never in the history of the US has a candidate done so little with so much money.

>trashes
>slams
>rips
meme words

>The guac man is back to peddle his wares
Not sure why but for some reason this just fucking killed me.

Jeb is a MESS

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>SCATHING, BLISTERING WORDS FROM FORMER GOVERNOR JEB BUSH! NO SERIOUSLY CHECK CLICK THIS ARTICLE! IT'LL MAKE YOU SHIT.

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This is one of the most pathetic things I have seen in my entire life

I kinda feel bad for Jeb.

He's like the /r9k/ of US politicians.

And this is why Jeb lost handily.

Trump is vulnerable on many things but Jeb consistently attacked his strong points.

Criminally stupid...

nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/seven-moments-explain-why-jeb-bush-s-campaign-failed-n524256

>2). Even Last-Minute Shoppers Get the Trump Blues
>As we walked the aisles Bush would mention Trump unprompted, such as a moment when he held up a Monopoly board game, and again in the book department. Trump was on his mind and the way the business mogul successfully branded Bush a "low energy" candidate was something he just couldn't shake.

>6). The Snowball Effect
>I got the shot and then the governor gave me gold. Instead of just walking past my camera, he bent over to pack a snowball and threw it directly at my lenses.
>Unfortunately for the governor, the snow was dry and didn't make the ideal snowball, so as he threw it, it broke up in the air. Twitter was quick to tie the snowball to his candidacy - a candidate who by all accounts was made up of the right stuff, but just couldn't hold it together.

viva Mexico!

FOOLISH GUAC BOWL MERCHANT

>saying the nominee harkened back to an 1850s political part

Trump's a Whig? Awesome.

THE DELEGATES DONALD

I NEED THEM

What the fuck is his end game?
It just seems like Trump humiliated him and now he is acting like a spiteful child.

They better give Guac Bowl Merchant a pat down every time he enters the convention hall.

wow
that's just funny.

I hurt myself.. Today

You have to understand the greater context. He's a Bush. He's the son of Herbert Walker and brother of Dubya, two presidents who many Rs to this day respect very highly. He had a ton of establishment backing right from the start, remember those millions in campaign ads? A year ago, Jeb was a-shooin' to win the Republican ticket...

Then, of course, Trump came along and singlehandedly came-saw-conquered the entire GOP establishment.

That's exactly it. Think about how much money he spent. He was literally the golden child of the RNC. He thought he had it in the bag. Instead, he ran the least successful campaign in history. Vermin Supreme got about as much support, but with a much smaller budget. Rand Fucking Paul got more delegates than Jeb, and he only got 1 delegate.

I am willing to bet just about anything that nobody has spent as much money as Jeb has in an election without getting so much as a single, solitary delegate.

He went from "favored to win," to the butt of every joke, and rightly so.

The 1850s when republicans were liberal and the democrats were the KKK.
Genuinely gives one cause to ponder.

Yeb taking a nosedive off the roof of Trump Tower when?

That doesn't sound like a babyman temper tantrum at all.

>he checks trump's height
>uh oh
>I'd better stand on my tippy toes to let americans know that I'm actually more alpha than him

so he's already taller than Trump but he has to squeeze out every last potential inch?
Yeb really is the ultimate example of how Trump's strategy of getting in your enemy's mind and destroying him from within works

No more Bush or Clinton in the White House or any other part of the government.

Never. He's still getting attention from the liberals who had no intention of voting for him anyways, in the hopes that something actually harms Trump.

He's being a useful idiot at the moment, so the press will keep giving him the attention he craves. The fact that he doesn't realize that this is happening (or doesn't care that he's now a tool of the far left) is just another nail in the coffin of his political aspirations.

Bush/Clinton are basically an allied crime family of course he supports Hillary

>that last day of the Cruz campaign where he was screaming at his own shadow about trump
>he said his dad killed JFK
>he got "too slowed" and called a "fish monster"
>that 9 year old told him he sucked
>"thank you son"
>he got utterly assblasted by that trump supporter
>he elbowed his wife in the face twice
>all in one day

please clap

>sore loser

What an idiot.

It's too late...

you're already Jeb Bush.

Trump needs to purge the GOP already and night of the long knives the Rmoneys, Bushes and other assorted far-left (((NEOCONS))).

Imagine waking up every day and remembering that you spent 150 million dollars and didn't achieve a single RNC delegate in the Primaries.

150 million dollars. Nothing.

>be NEET
>be kissless virgin
>suffer from severe depression
>wake up in the morning wanting to kill myself
>open Sup Forums
>see this thread
>suddenly i remember that things could be worse
>mfw i am reminded that i am not jeb bush

He obviously deeply loathes Trump but I wouldn't be surprised if he's being manipulated into speaking out against him. His endorsement of Cruz was a killer.

Trump keeps party-united and outsider status simultaneously. Insider on social conservative 'establishment', outsider on bigmoney bigwars which Jeb is the mascot of

>While Cruz campaigned hard in his final week on the trail, greeting lines of supporters who wrapped around restaurants in small towns, he encountered ugly moments too. There was a child who yelled, “You Suck” and a tense encounter with Trump supporters in Marion, Indiana, who shouted at Cruz and chanted "Lyin' Ted," the nickname Trump branded Cruz. Cruz walked over to the men who stood outside a restaurant where the senator was meeting voters.

abcnews.go.com/Politics/ted-cruz-debates-trump-supporters-shout-indiana/story?id=38820222

>“I will tell you this, sir,” Cruz said, “America is a better country --”

>“Without you,” one of the protesters interrupted.

With that much money, you could literally hire blue chip hookers at 300/hr, 24 hours per day, 7 days per week, for 50 years, and still have 19.5 million dollars left.

Just to give people an idea of how much of an astronomical failure his campaign is.

>Rand Fucking Paul got more delegates than Jeb, and he only got 1 delegate.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republican_Party_presidential_primaries,_2016

Technically incorrect. Jeb has 4 bound delegates, Rand only has 1.

He didn't even break 1% of the vote though. Fucking sad.

What is a blue chip hooker?

>please clap

Extremely expensive; top of the line.

Poor, innocent Jeb.

I have to restrict myself from clicking this for fear that the cringe will become a permanent facial feature.

Bet he's already starting wagecuck threads on /r9k/ and striving daily not to commit suicide.

>inb4 Jeb teleports behind Donald and unsheathes his katana

www.slate.com/blogs/weigel/2012/01/30/the_sword_of_Chang.html

Jeb is the eternal cuck.

I feel sad for this loser.

The only thing that will save this man from alcoholism or suicide is making cuckery an Olympic sport.

>tfw he wins silver to Sven Kuckholm in the cuck shed division and tries to tippy toe his head above the gold platform during the ceremony

There are fates worse than death.

That's what's happening. Jeb looked like a giant buffoon because of Trump and Jeb is trying to get back at him but he doesn't realize he has no ammo and Trump doesn't even care about him. He means nothing.

>Nativist

Anyone who uses this word as a slur should be shot on the spot for treason, no questions asked. Trump was born here, raised here, married here and raised his kids here. Why wouldn't he care about the country that has given him and his family so much? Why is caring for your country and its people suddenly a bad thing? Why do Jews push this as such a negative thing but do nothing but promote it for themselves?

But Bush kept you safe

Trump has taken so much from Jeb I'm honestly surprised he hasn't tied to harm himself or someone else yet.

>mi madre es la mujer más fuerte que conozco!

>continues to grotesquely manipulate the deeply felt anger of many Americans

This is from the party that played up the significance of gay cooties to get this tard's brother re-elected.

Call the FBI but him in a mental health ICU.

Even a duffle bag full of his turtles won't help JEB! now

>webm related, stumping caught on video

Convention isnt over yet

you go girl..

Jeb! Ruined himself. He sold the Guac bowls, he had the turtles, he made the hoodie video, he let himself get thrown out of that speaking. Trump only slammed him a few times and then called him sad.

Trump just casually manhandling him infront of his peers

wew, and i was about to throw the stale memes away.

Globalism needs to be treated as treason. Any discussion of it should be considered no different than opening the gates during a siege.

>Trump just casually manhandling him infront of his peers
What alpha male type A males do, physically dominate and manhandle those weaker than them as a show to those around their status in the pack

The fact he was doing that says it all, poor JEB!, ...p-please clap

Man, Jeb really was the meme that kept on giving.

$hillary doesn't give as much. Greedy bitch.

Ill Bill memes are pretty good.
Demonic Hillaries are just fucking scary.

FOOLISH
GUAC
BOWL
MERCHANT

It's because Hillary doesn't spend much time in the limelight, and nobody here wants to go watch her boring shit on their own for memes.

If there is no memes after they start debating then there will be problems.

as long as he takes the Clintons with him I'm all for it

Imagine all the terrorist attacks and shootings under Obama and how they will affect him, especially as he's failed to do anything

Like Jeb Bush or his completely self-serving, asshole family ever gave two shits about the rest of America. Their "sober discourse" was always just bland babble about nothing that actually matters.

The Bushes are a family of cold-blooded phonies and superficialists. Their wholesome and mild act has always been just a tactical ruse, a sham.

The Bushes continue to think of the White House as their natural property, their natural home -- so much conceited entitlement -- and they just can't stop seething and throwing their temper tantrums over losing "their" property. And they still think they can fool us with their New England wholesomeness schtick indefinitely. Unbelievable.

>him vs Don Jr 40 years in the future
>go on Sup Forums
>someone posts a jeb meme
>only 2 people in the thread say "I remember that"

I browse r/The_Donald too!! xDDDDDDD

>That face at the end is reaction tier.

"deberia ser candidata"