You haven't truly worshiped KEK until you give him offerings of crystal meth shards, pray to him...

You haven't truly worshiped KEK until you give him offerings of crystal meth shards, pray to him, and proceed to smoke it.

You can call me a degenerate all you want, but I know that I'm doing exactly what my Lord has called me to do.

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I wouldn't call you a degenerate,

but you definitely are a meth head

No weed?

I'm really not.

I hold a steady job as a manager and only do this shit like maybe twice a year.

Weed to KEK is like giving Jesus a pair of shoes or something. There's no need. KEK appreciates hard drugs only.

We must recognize all four frog gods not just kek

Nun, Amen, Heh and Kek


let us not forget their female counterparts

Naunet, amaunet, Hauhet and Kauket

however we can just refer to them as the Ogdoad of khmunu , (HermoPOLis)

>Ogdoad

Each pair represented the male and female aspects of one of the four concepts of primordial chaos as follows:

>the primordial waters (Nu and Naunet)

>air, invisibility, and hidden powers (Amun and Amaunet)

>darkness and obscurity (Kuk and Kauket)

>eternity or infinity (Huh and Hauhet).

Together the four concepts represent the primal, fundamental state of the beginning. They are what always was. In the myth, however, their interaction ultimately proved to be unbalanced, resulting in the arising of a new entity. When the entity opened, it revealed Ra, the fiery sun, inside. After a long interval of rest, Ra, together with the other deities, created all other things and brought order to the universe.

>Isis

Isis frequently schemed against Ra, as she wanted her son Horus to have the power.

>Basically you want to meme happenings?

You need all 8 of Ogdoad in your heart not just kek

Praise Ogdoad

Why does kek like double digits?

Because of kek AND kauket dual counterpart
Why does he like 8?

Because there are EIGHT deities

Praise Kek
Praise Nu
Praise Amen
Praise Huh

4 frogs with their counter parts make 8

power ratio of 80/20 8/2

8/2=4

Pareto's 80 /20 Rule

Zimpfs law

its all adding up
toad god studying both hard


>Donald Trump make america great again

anagrams to

>A meme magic toad and a partaking ruler

The power of meme magic is stronger with all in place, we only have been using 1/8 of the stength

>white racist trash
>NEET who wastes time on Sup Forums
>is also a meth user

This bait is so fucking good, I don't even need to fap tonight.

see GIve me a break.

Will I ever see Sarah again?

Hail Kauket-Sophia

fix stuff pls kek

Will I see Sarah again reroll

Will there be a happening at the Republican Convention?

I see, thanks for answering kek

id like to try that again

earlier you said 33, and 00 alot

we need answers

apparently its a huge secret

Will Lincirlik AFB be OK?

Praise the frogs

Should we avoid the Republican National Convention?

REKT

Kek damnit answer , we need to know to protect emperor trump

about damn time

Stay away from the RNC

Its Happnening there

"Then I saw three unclean spirits like frogs coming from the dragon's mouth, from the beast's mouth, and from the mouth of the false prophet." Revelations 16:13

>Revelations 16:13 And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs come out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet.

Which of the three spirits are you, Kek?

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O great and powerful Kek, will I get a gf this year?

well one of the frog deities represents invisibilities

so all 4 are present the 4th being Amun and Amaunet

kek, nu, huh and amen say no

Will you lead me to understanding of the Truth?

they say NO

I know. Now I'm sad.

is Sup Forums the beast

ok fine they say maybe

or they dont care, im to tired to be granted an answer apparently

Praise be to Kek. Will I find my heart's desire in the next thirty days?

That's a fat shard

The beast lives here. We made a nice home for him.

Before i sleep kek will dgb hit 30k soon?

I can't wait until you guys talk about this meme so much that eventually normies start using it on Tumblr and Reddit. I mean, who the fuck is selling that shit? Same people who make rage comic tshirts.

ok fine goodnight Ogdoad

naw answer me

So this is what late night Sup Forums is like..

yes

to tired to dig deeper so we ask kek to grant us insight

like will dgb be 30k?

Fuck it im goign to drink heavily now

B-But I just woke up.

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If you stay up even later they'll be porn threads that will stay up for hours.

Shut the fuck up waffle. You think this site runs on yuropoor time?

Same question

Will I ever find true love?

if teenths is what is how you translated his will then teenths you shall seek. maybe its because you are best utilized as a nonfactor therefore he leads you to distraction and you can fade as he has dubbed the extent of your worthiness. i seek truth through digits and acknowledgement of my faith. praise kek. trump 2016. usa wins ww3. no martial law.

It's runningnon Japanese time since a chink owns it.

Will I be rich when i'm older?

race war at the RNC?

kek

Do you even heresy

Meth is too strong, and full of toxic ingredients.
Get a script for adderall.

should I enroll in that shit son?

Where do I acquire this idol of Kek?


PRAISE HIM, ALMIGHTY BATRACHIAN LORD OF REPEATING DIGITS! PRAISE KEK!

ALL HAIL!!!

Adderall is an austist drug.

MODS

Why do the most destructive one? The cost?

Move to heroin at least

What about Lel?

Oh meth. I remember that phase.

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>I hold a steady job as a manager
Being a manager at Mcdonalds is nothing to be proud of

I have been searching all over for my own Kek statue. The only one I can find is the $911.01 one on Amazon. I can't take it anymore and going to end my life now

crusades round 2

This has gone too fucking far man.
will i get a gf any time soon My Lord Kek