/nfl/ general - BUTLERFINGERS edition

NE: Malcolm Butler: I didn't miss curfew SB week
LAR: Rams expected to cut gadget player Austin
FA: David Amerson visiting Bears on Wednesday
NE: Chad O’Shea 'in play' to replace McDaniels
IND: Colts officially hire Josh McDaniels as coach
IND: Moncrief open to prove-it deal with Colts?
NYJ: Jets 'in talks' to re-sign Morris Claiborne
FA: Raiders release 35-game starter CB Amerson
CLG: Browns consultant McCloughan high on Mayfield
HOU: Deshaun Watson (ACL) has resumed running
DET: Lions officially announce Patricia as new HC
NE: Belichick won't elaborate on Butler benching

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I'm sorry. You're a hero...and you have to leave.

COWBOYS ARE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!

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Me and Sneak can take any 3 of you bitch ass anons in a fight

Nah. I'm a lover, not a fighter. Unless it's Smash Bros then I'll bop you all.

real thread

No one cares, reddit bay

>sneak
>Beating anyone in smash

>twitter.com/Eagles/status/961003520827764736
>Nick Foles suggested the Philly Special to Doug during the game

>I'll bop you all.

That language is uncalled for, im sure there are children in here

BAH GAWD THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY

Based BEWD

I can. Also stop posting from the worst season of Pokemon.

Don't do it burrs, he's injury prone and slow

Police12 is a moronic homer whose opinions should be filtered and ignored

>philly special
>detroit used it a month ago
>used many times before that

>"Hey coach you want to run this complete fucking meme play that the Pats just used like a drive earlier? There's no way they'll see this shit coming"
>"Yeah sure why not"

Beyond based

so, after the Super Bowl, what happens until September 2018?

stealing is an honored tradition in filthlly

Lifelong Cowboys fan, huh? Well there's free agency, the combine, the various pro days, the draft, OTA's, training camp, preseason, and then the regular season

Yeah because we all know that Detroit invented the WR pass

I'm actually baffled at how quickly Doug agrees to it at first. but then I remember the motherfucker has bigger balls than Chip

And? It's not a "philly special"
Dummy

It wasn't the same as the Pats' play.

>Patricia took this ragtag group of players, and made them at least respectable by the end of the year. It may not have looked that way in his last game as a Patriot, but Patricia’s hands were tied from the beginning.

>>used many times before that
That was the most recent example...that worked.

>lover, not a fighter
>play mons

overthecap.com/projecting-2018-compensatory-picks/

Packers with a 3rd and 3 5th rounders for compensatory picks, nice.

Bears week 17 last season

technically, Pederson took the idea from a play the Bears ran in 2016.

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Yeah but it's still very similar, the edge defender gets exposed due to a meme

Nick has better hands and acting skills than Tom though

Owlless team power rankings (based on best chances to get off the list)

1. Falcons
2. Vikings
3. Jags
4. Panthers
5.Titans
6. Bills
7. Lions
8. Cardinals
9. Texans
10. Chargers
11. Bengals
12. Browns

>1996 was 700 years ago

Patriots fan here, utter bullshit. His playcalling has always been trash and hes about 4 years late on leaving

In the same exact field, on the same end. Kind of crazy.

Foles actually ran that exact same play in high school, so it's one he's well-acquainted with.

Texans are more like to win an Owl before the Cards, lad.

HOU front office actually gives a shit.

Jags should be number one and both cards and texans should be higher

Sneak is a lover. She loves all mons senpai

We're on year 8 of Jason Garrett's 20 year plan, right? 12 years away from a conference championship?

Philly Special sounds like it's a tasty food

There are people who were born the year AFTER Dallas last one who could legally drink watching the Eagles win a Super Bowl.

It sounds like a mediocre cheesesteak made using cube steak and goat cheese in texas

*mouths wow*

>Philly Special sounds like it's a tasty food
Exactly what a woman would say

average philly cheesesteak then

It sounds more like one of those meme sex positions, i.e. Cleveland Steamer

t. Eaglesfag

For me? It's loving husband, Zach Ertz

This never get less fun.

Jerry Jones will die before that Evil Empire ever wins anything ever again.

Kek

they have an elite trophy room

You clearly didn't understand that post, and you clearly have never seen an actual cheese steak before.

>Exactly what a woman would say
... right after you gave her the Philly Special, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

For me? It's not-Earl-Thomas-Defensive-End Brandon Graham

Me on the right

*shoots you for going to genos*

I'm an Eagles fan and I think it's fucking shitty and pathetic for Belichick not to explain why he benched Butler. What a fucking faggot.

For me it's Tom "OH NO PLEASE COME BACK FOOTBALL" Brady

I'm from Buenos Aires and I say, KILL EM ALL

Underrated part of this play is how Cox gets there like right after to rattle Brady through a double team

Dalessandro's, my friend. Not that I get cheese steaks often, though. Who actually does that?

>eagles aren't thu-

>Earl Thomas rings: 1
>Brandon Graham rings: 1
Balance has been restored to the force

gs

>tfw will soon only need Barnett's jersey to complete the collection

>wah don't touch my QB at all or you'll get flagged >:(

>heh i'm glad he was there to rattle his brain and cause more damage
>wow wtf we're not monsters we dem boys fly eagle fly

Do you actually think he meant physically rattle, or are you trying to bait? Be honest.

oh man, IMAGINE being this anally devastated

>Powerbomb Cooks instead of letting him score
>Headhunt Cooks instead of letting him score
>Stripsack Brady instead of letting him throw a TD
>Make a play on the hail mary instead of letting Gronkowski catch it uncontested
Is there a dirtier team in NFL history than the 2017 Thugles?

Show me where his helmet gets hit, I was using rattle in a context other than his brain since the pretty boy faggot only got touched like 5 times all night

>belichickfags nowhere to be found

And after all the shit talking about muh QB age

DES
PA
CITO

>has to get hit in the helmet for it to happen
lmao brainlet

RULES OF NATURE

tfw MY team THE Dallas Cowboys aka AMERICAS TEAM has 5 (Five) Superbowls

It's not intentional unless it's helmet-helmet so complain all you like it won't get him a flag :)

@81416482
sad

Trying and successfully out to bait and get (you)s I'll stop now thanks for beating the pats iggles

>has 5 (Five) Superbowls
and no appearances in the modern millennium

Eagles > Cowboys

he'll claim he made a script where he tracks @'s as well

>Eagles got a ring with an autist at QB and Carson Wentz before Dallas
interesting timeline

>the absolute state of Florida

we already know it's the darkest timeline, but in NO timeline do we ever award rings to the likes of Quincy Carter, Tony Romo, or Dak Fucking Shephard.

>bucs got rid of their pretty boy pirate for a cartoon skull

is there a worse logo change?

Dak Prescott is White.

since the Eagles drafted Carson Wentz in 2016, they have won as many Super Bowls as the Browns have won regular season games

How he goat when he no catch

I almost feel bad for Browns fans then I remember it's the Browns so I don't.

>Cowboys
>Mavs
>Stars
>Rangers
Great day to be a non-Dallas fan

thanks for the @
>implying when you go or win matters
5 > 1
Eagles > Pats tho
lmaaoooo

Reminder that the Philly Special will forever be known as the Philly special and nobody will remember when Detroit or Chicago did it.

>Tony Romo
The broadcaster on CBS? He played QB for Dallas?

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>worse logo change
Yours

last digit is how many decades the cowsoys go without even making it to the playoffs

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