Devils @ Senators: Friendship Edition

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hello hockey friends:) i hope the devils and senators play a great wholesome game of hockey and that you guys have a good time watching the game tonight

thanks a lot man

Kinda hoping for some life threatening injuries in this one tbdesu

except you

LET'S GO DE-VOLS

kek, that cute tsn reporter mistakes

WOOHOOO

ZAJAC IS COMING BACK MAN

Why is half your line-up dead, Snesfrenz?

haven't the two teams played twice until now? And it as one for snes and one for Devils if I remember correctly

Because Ryan's hand is made of glass and the hockey gods hate us.

kinda seems like people in Ottawa are a little on the heavy side

Sorry Devilsfriends.

Not really. Just people in Kanata. Suburbia does that.

>Kanata

oh that's a place? I thought people were referring to Canada but with the old name.

It just seemed so from the camera shots, they showed fatties, kek

fuuuuuuck

that was a nice goal

Oh so now they play like an actual team.

What the FUCK was that Moore?

You are implying the Sens can play 3 good periods.

are the Devils nervous in front of the net? I mean offensively.

also, do you think they get complacent and disappointed far too easily?

We are. Ottawa is a town of bureaucrats. They sit quietly and obey orders. No one does anything interesting. They just get fat and old.

Cell Key is going away?

>tfw I don't remember what the Selke trophy is for

No, we're just smaller than a lot of teams

As far as complacent/disappointed, sort of but not nearly as bad as the last couple seasons

>we're just smaller than a lot of teams

?

do you mean depth?


>sort of but not nearly as bad as the last couple seasons

hm...

As in actual size. Most of our top 6 seems relatively small to me (Bratt, Hisch, Palms, Johansson)

sometimes they look very controlling in their stickhandling and other times they just dump it to avoid contact. They need to work on their composure because they CAN get ahead. They already are.

Aaaand we lost another fight, kek

LET'S GO DE-VOLS
LET'S GO MY-ILES

MUH DICK

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Holy fuck we've looked like shit since the 5-on-3

who? what? when did the Devils acquire Eddie Lack? why pull Kinkaid?

>Mortal Kombat music

>Burroughs gets roughing penalty

>chimps out with a 4-1 lead

Nelson is really a good Simpsons character

seriously, it wasn't Kinkaid's fault

pulling the goalie is more of a tradition than a practicality

I apologize for Borrows. We have no idea what the fuck he is doing on a nightly basis.

or is it to protect the goalie's stats and reputation?

he did good, come on, aren't you supposed to defend your teammates?

I would be angry but I honestly feel bad knowing that Boucher will do unspeakable things to him with a pair of pliers after the game.

>protect the goalie's stats and reputation?
The only reason they would do that with Kinkaid would be protect his trade value

>Boucher will do unspeakable things to him with a pair of pliers after the game

ahahahaahahahaha

is he worse than Torts?

I don't know, wasn't Hall one stride away from charging? Judging from what you guys are saying I probably have it all wrong

>Cross checks in retaliation
>See he is getting a penalty, then decides to try to pull hall in to a fight
>Get 2 penalties in exchange for none the other way

There is defending yourself, and then there is being selfish.

why does Ott have a second surname now?

CHEEKY SMITH

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can you sign a one-match contract with a former NHL goalie, who could be in his 50s, if you are in need of a third goalie?

They have almost had 40-something equipment managers be goalies. I don't know about 50 year olds off the top of my head.

>They have almost had 40-something equipment managers be goalies

yes, I know that. But what if they signed a former NHL goalie who happened to be residing at the place at the night of the game?

JONH HYNES ON THAT 5D CHESS

wow the devils are shit

well, this game could have gone the other way if they didn't behave like the rabbit in the race with the turtle

gg Sens

If there are any devils fans left in here, sorry for the loss. Rather you make it to the ploff than most other teams in the metro.