Official Calgary Flames @ Chicago Blackhawks Game Thread

7:30 PM start. Puck drop soon after.

Get in and bring beer.

time for sadness

Time for alcohol.

I'm sure this will go well.

>Will Crawford lead the Hawks to their 10th consecutive playoff appearance
62% yes.... Faithful fans but maybe a tad misinformed.

They're fucking retarded.

mathematically it's still very much a possibility
however, the realistic picture is rather different

This. God damn is it depressing.

even if they do get in they are going to get bounced in the 1st, so what's the goddamn point.

The Blackhawks better not give me a reason to end my three day sober spell

>three day sober spell

Who hurt you?

I know man.... it's hard to be enthusiastic about a team that doesn't look like they want to be on the ice.

>Turning the game on at all at this point

>three day sober spell
>the superbowl was two days ago
uh.....

It has been goving me stomache pains so I thought I'd take it easy for a spell

eat more onions

two days then

Maybe you're just getting your period.

I didn't drink during the Superbowl either. I was very hungover after Saturday. I came to the last game thread already on the verge of being blackout drunk.

DEBRINCAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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THE CAT

DEBRINCAT

i eat like one a day

that would explain the >depression

what color onion?

white usually

sometimes yellow and red. I very rarely eat something that doesnt have some sort of onion

I've gotten into the green variety lately

Guinness needs a higher fucking ABV.

there's a solution to that problem

Depending on the increase, you compromise flavor. Maybe get some higher ABV beer. There was one linked a couple games ago that looked good.

anything over 8% usually tastes too boozy and you won't want to drink more than one

dude fuck finally able to sit down and watch a game hows it been so far, saw that the cat got a ppg

Commercial beer, yes. When I brewed some Belgian Gold it was deceptively strong (masked the ABV well. It was around 10%) and my second batch, Falconer's Flight was around 12% but had so much hops that you almost couldn't taste the alcohol.

>day two without beer
> already uncontrollaby horny
>plagued by sex dreams of girls that i can't/shouldn't bang

I do have some bourbon stout left, but i'm not feeling that today.

take it out on your missus

You are mistaken, she pegs him.

Anybody else remember when the Hawks had an actual top 2 d pairing?

Fuck that defence looks miserable.

Higher than that, friend.

remember when rozsival fucking spun his leg around mid game and the defense got better for the rest of the cup run.

had to take down the photos of her when she was young and skinny because it was bumming me out

remember when keith played for ~25 mins a game and practically won a cup single handedly?

Good times, but I fondly remember him killing that kid on the Wild during a Winter Classic two(?) years ago. Something like that. I know Rosie is literal dead weight but I respected him a bit more after that.

It hurts to remember.

>Can't clear the zone at all
Jesus fucking christ somebody remind these guys that they are playing 5 on 5 fucking hockey.

jesus christ is seabrook ok he is playing like he has fucking wooden hands my god

who /wwesmackdown/ here?
>not me

This Bob fellow....something isn't quite right about him

Fucking Christ. Just kill me already


I always have laugh when he advertises his webiste
>mybobs
Hello bitch lasagna

why.

whew

Wow, that was not god awful.

thank you based tendie

>make me a believer
Trying too hard my dudes.

Find a Brewer's Best kit during intermission and I'll check it out and see if I want to make it.

THIS IS A BLUE BOARD

what are you googling my man

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google analytics have you pinned holy shit

but I don't gamble or do any crypto currency stuff

>Implying Hiroshimoot and his hot-pocket fueled, power-tripper moderators care

what about your wife

he is also using your cpu to bitcoin mine if you dont have script blockers and Sup Forums x ;^)

jamals new glasses are fucking awful

How about some Russian Stout?

I could brew this. Just in time to bust it out for the inevitable failure to make the playoffs.

do it faggoyt

>last regulation game is April 7th
That's so depressing.

The sooner this shitshow ends, the better.

pipeworks would be the best chicago brewery if everything they made wasn't an IPA

And there it is.

when will this season end

Son of a fucking bitch.

I wonder when all of the Canadian /hoc/ shitposting spillover will occur.

>Good backcheck
Not something I've heard since last season.
I miss Hossa.

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HITMAN

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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inb4 challenge

inb4 kicking motion

>reviewing the review

>more review

Okay.....

>challenges and reviews don't overlap
>war room says good goal
Why in the fuck wouldn't they say bad goal cuz interference?
What the fuck is this cancer?

What a fucking joke

UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE

FUCK OFF REFPUCK LITERAL FUCKING CANCER

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I give the review of the review an 8.8/10 - it was okay but too much water

are you fucking serious the absolute state of the NHL

Pls don't go this way, NHL. I already dropped football for this kind of shit

>pat is going super saiyan while tearing the NHL a new one
Fucking christ though. How stupid

The closed captioning guy went off on that call and posted 50/50 call over and over like 20 times in a row

>bill bellichick made a phone call to the wrong referee on sunday

how do i become a ref

go blind in both eyes and learn to read braille on bank notes

Can you skate and perform mediocre fellatio?

I hated their hockey carricatures. Californian dudebros =/= hockey players
Funny shit otherwise.

can we pour one out for the homey who I'm still rooting for

>But anybody that goes through this horrible disease is tough. I don’t care what anybody says. You are not weak. You are tough to be able to have to go through this.

This brings up a good question - how the fuck do blind people deal with money

Pat is still salty and i am too.
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fourth line for life buddy.

different countires have different sized and textured notes

Yeah but all us bills are the same size. Plus what about personal checks?

every time Calgary is in town I get a hankering for pizza

>Pat still mad
It's fucking terminal, is what it is. God damn it.


I can't give up on him like that. Not until he is in a better place. Until then, I'm going to hold on to hope that he'll get better.

"Blind people can fold a denomination of money in a particular way. For instance, a $1 bill can be left unfolded. A $5 bill can be folded crosswise. A $10 bill can be folded lengthwise. For larger denominations, combinations of the two previous folding patterns can be used."