/heem/

fedor edition, no news

Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/UFC_AUSNZ/status/961082966838398977
mmainsight.com/ufc/ufc-216-ppv-numbers-werent-quite-as-bad-as-first-thought
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

...

>jannies
>unironically doing it for free
>can't even do it right

rip

this is the thread sadly

New thread already? What's going on?

it was time user

the state of your physical health

WE

ARE

LIVE

yeh, i'm horribly out of shape. exercise only makes my asthma worse, and it's pretty fuckin bad as it is, but i'm working on it.

obviously a doll

Reminder that $65 for PPV is cheap and not expensive

No one sits home alone and watches the UFC.

The PPV model wasn't meant to be consumed by lonely shut in anti-social NEETs who post on anime basket weaving forums.

I didn't expect an honest reply like that. I actually feel bad for you my man.

81421575
you did this last thread, give it a little bit

...

it's how life goes, i've had to deal with this shit since i was a kid

who is trying to suppress the elite technology we know as /heem/?

Fedor>*

Fedor in his prime couldn't beat Chris Weidman

I do, my best friend is a casual jon jones fan so I either watch with him, a random girl from tinder or myself. 80% of the time it's just me, and I watch illegally when it's just me.

Guess you're right.

Leave the guy alone, at least he's trying you armchair analyzer faggot.

r u ok

based asthma GOD subbin marks and working the haters into a fervor

But you're not buying the PPV are you?

I think people are upset at paying $65 for a fight night level main card and an interim belt not the price itself, look at the next two fight nights main cards and compare them to the 221 card, they are at par or better than them so essentially it's paying $65 to watch Luke vs Yoel

it ain't easy bein' wheezy, but it's great for drowning out the haters.

a kid applied for an entry level IT job at our office and put Sup Forums administrator on his resume. i asked him if he would work for us for free as well and he got really butthurt about it

You're asking me questions i've already answered

>80% of the time it's just me, and I watch illegally when it's just me.

How do you prepare for Whittaker getting stomach staph?

You start talking about john wayne parr instead, because Australia needs a hero.

I thought you were banned for sperg posting?

gi or no gi

nope, but the trip was a 1 time thing.
gi

i've only ever been banned for being too cool for Sup Forums

>manlets are real fighters

...

You don't have a UFC in such a remote location first, but you ask ranked fighters for a favor to step in and at least make the main card somewhat decent, 5/10 fighters on the PPV aren't ranked, I get having countrymen on the card but they can be on the undercard, name recognition is huge in selling events

>Haha look at this u guise, this guys a le faggot, am I cool now :)?

Nice rnc

Will UFC 221 break the record for the lowest ppv buys in the modern era of the UFC?

Why would it? Rockhold and Romero is a good fight, should have like 175k or something

>ufc
>breaking records

>You don't have a UFC in such a remote location first
I can tell you're really new to the sport

ufc doesn't need to, it has a steady buybase. hbo and showtime only profit from like 2 fights a year.

>You don't have a UFC in such a remote location first
crocodile dundee really did a number on our global representation.

Nunes vs. Shevchenko 2 did 100,000 buys so that's going to be tough to beat.

Adolf Hitler BLESS

it taught me abbos are friendly unemployed homeless people who eat bats

i'm the only pure white dude in my family and all my friends are abo so let me tell you this - NO

>Cro Cop is go-

Somebody has to know what fight this is. I want to watch it.

did you guys see Bigg Ladd on My Big Fat Fabulous Life?

>lands on the bottom
Just like his daddy used to do ;_;

TBF Perth is the most remote city in the world.

how tf you the only white one bro I think you might be adopted

Just do da damn ting

That's fucking hilarious. Tell us about him.
Also
>implying there's more than one admin
Which board did he mod?

my mum is white (half russian/british) and my ''dad'' is hungarian, my bro and sis have abo dads and my nieces and nephew are all half torres strait.

#AndStill my boy

I reposted a meme from here on Sherdog and got over 30 likes, thanks you faggots

Excluding Cyborg/Nunes - name a female fight that hasn't happened before that is strong enough to be a headliner of a PPV.

Which one?

...la creatura

Holm vs Nunes

Rousey/Anyone
Nunes/Holm
Shevchenko/Joanna title unification
Aspen Flab/Calvillo 2

link the thread or it didnt happen

I'm white all around so i fail to understand why you're forcing your gay /iint/ meme

Cyborg vs Megan

Shevchenko vs Tate for 125 belt

Why would I tell you faggots, so you'd know my account

>Shevchenko/Joanna title unification
Do you really think this is strong enough to headline?

I was thinking MAYBE if Joanna hadnt lost to Rose because then she'd be touted as the female P4P goat but Rose threw a spanner in the works .

Now it's just two slavs who talk funny.

Lmao

How well would bisping vs romero have sold?

no one cares about your account. At least drop a hint moron.

Rousey vs Cyborg

Cyborg vs Julia Budd

it was about the 218 main event

500+
Augmented by the Cuban/British disrespects.

People in /heem/ shit on WWE UFC fights but it SELLS.
It sells when it's not fake.

Bones/DC.
Conor/Anyone.
Cody/TJ
Rousey/Tate

People like it when the two fighters hate eachother.

If Joanna wins the rematch and Shevchenko murders Montano or however you spell her name I think it's decent enough to headline a PPV, yeah. I'd expect it to do around 200k with a good co-main, which is decent enough.

>Mighty Mouse numbers
>Decent

100k is the wall.
100k is effectively zero as it cannot go below that.

Ferguson v Lee did 200k. PPV is on a downswing, let a woman who isn't Cyborg or Holm or Rousey headline a PPV.

Rhonda and The Rock vs Stephanie McMahon and Triple H

...

LUKE HAS NO FEAR
BET THE HOUSE

Anybody watch the latest MMA hour with Ali Abdelaziz?

Actually p informative.

Luke, you've just been knocked out

Wake up to recover, go on.

it was the fight to make, do you think GSP brought numbers or the other fights ie. TJ/cody, Rose/Joanna and stacked card below

Nobody who bought that card bought it in spite of GSP headlining.

ROMERO ROCKHOLD STAREDOWN

twitter.com/UFC_AUSNZ/status/961082966838398977

>Ferguson vs Lee did 200k
*inhales* OH NO NO NO

Keep in mind these are Meltzer number which are accurate since Big Dimes Dave has stooges in the cable companies.

Meltzer is a hack and you should head on back to /asp/ before I keep verbally spanking you

>Keep in mind these are Meltzer number

mmainsight.com/ufc/ufc-216-ppv-numbers-werent-quite-as-bad-as-first-thought
>However, Meltzer has just updated his estimate based on the latest data that’s come through and now claims that UFC 216 “easily topped 200,000 buys.”

*inhales* OH NO NO NO

Fuck you. You win this one tho.

Come to my house right now and spank me. I'll be waiting in bed.

literally WGAF, Yoel looks like Lenny Kravitz

>Meltzer has just updated his estimate based on the latest data that’s come through
How do you update an estimate? Dude's a hack

...

>Hollister shirt that is a size too small
DROPPED

>No embeddeds
Oh come on now

Glasshold is getting slept

>implying they would be interesting

Usman vs Woodley

Book it Dana

aint nobody wanna see that shit