Confess your sins my children. I am here to listen

Confess your sins my children. I am here to listen.

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Tbh i masturbate to damn much, i keep telling myself i'm gonna subside the amount of times i masturbate a week, but never get to doing it, is this bad?

I know who killed Epstein but I’ve been keeping it secret

Once jerked off using my sister's hand asleep
Touched many times my cousin "asleep"
Once grabbed her by the shoulder half drunk with malicious intentions, idk if that counts as trying to rape her since she said No and I stopped

Im black

Kek

Anything that has to do with u sticking your cock inside her without consent is rape.
It isn't rape, but it would most likely be counted as some form of assault, sense she wasn't ok with you touching her.

no, not bad. jerk off however much you like, there's nothing wrong with it. no one is harmed by it, so why stop?

no, its not rape, and i dont think it could be assault either. if you stopped then you did the right thing, and im pretty sure you're in the clear.

I want to blow a bbc, again.
I want to be cucked by my gf.
I haven’t been on /b in a week and tbh it’s getting easier to avoid these days.

Dear father forgive me for I sinned.
I farted and didn't say excuse me. It was loud AND smelled bad.

I had a dream last night that female animals could no longer give birth so human women were brought into zoos starting at age 13 and fucked and impregnated by all the animals and insects.
Woke up just as a woman was birthing a seal.

you WHAT

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I molested two of my friends and a cousin and I have a folder filled with candid pics of my cousins' feet

honestll i'm not even suprised, about 90% of the people on the board have either molested or been molested. but why the feet pics? do you got a feet fetish?

How do I quit porn, father? I feel I may have an addiction.

Yes, and recently I can't jerk off to anything but feet

Ngl had to jerk off twice afterwards. God I wished she was birthing me

Try to socialize, avoid being alone, stay in public places.

Or go to the gym

I should add that a friend of mine was suspicious that I have a foot fetish and in fear of being discovered I told all our friends that he's a creep so he wouldn't get to talk to them and reveal my secret.

I ruined his life

when you feel the urge to splurge, focus your mind on another task. take a walk, talk to your parents, or do some housework. may god be with you my son

we all have our own preferences, but perhaps it is unwise to continue taking pictures without consent my son. lest you be caught, and then you're in a worse place then you started off in.

your friends are probably retarded lol

do you live have a birthing fetish err what mate

Probably. Pregnancy is gross and idgaf about the child but the thought of a woman in pain and pushing something huge out of her gets me rock hard.

this I guess

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Yeah... I haven't seen her since 5 months ago and probably will soon, Idk what to do
There are full nights I fantasize about having raped her that night, a voice tells me to try it since she could tell my family any day and I would be fucked without a place nor job

ok i know i should be the voice of reason and try and tell you to stop, but i know you wont, so fuck it. go all out and rape her, then report back here.

I had a medication induced fart last week that made me dry heave in my mouth and it stuck around for like 10 minutes. I had to leave the damn room where my computer was.

i keked

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The worst one I ever smelled was one my friend dropped the day after St. Patricks day where he ate a mixture of habaneros, cabbage+onions, and spiced sausage that had gone a bit off. It made my eyes water just on it initially drifting into my nose and cleared out the room that had multiple people in it. He was a gross stinky bastard in general but jesus that one I still remember from 18 years ago.

Well she lives in another city, right now there is only my sister (who has jerked me off) sleeping in the sofa. I dont have the hots for her as I do for my cousin and I have no condons so Idk if its worth a shot

I molested the parish priest when I was 15.

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I confess I can't tell the difference between this board and /trash/ anymore.

I knocked up cousin and due to religion she can't get an abortion and is due this month'.

how was fucking her?
does your family know?
are you going to raise it?

isn't premarital sex a sin too? why not just say fuck it and go all out with the blasphemy?

I paid an artist $200 to make nude pics of a girl I liked but they looked like shit and I deleted them

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did you ask for your money back? if not, you kinda got cucked my dude...

don't worry the baby will has over a 96% chance of being completely healthy, and you can marry your first cousin in half the U.S states.
all you have to worry about is family

Oh wait, never mind. I figured it out.

Look for a Steven Universe thread.

If there is one, you're on /trash/.

If there isn't one, you're in Sup Forums.

>inb4 "reddit spacing, ecks dee"

Two wrongs dont make a right

I didn't want him to feel bad

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I killed my immigrant neighbors free roaming dog. I like dogs but it had to go.

All I do is hard drugs, drink, hang with gang members, carry several guns, go to clubs, and piss off my girl. I’m a medical professional and work at a hospital and have a lot to lose.

you did the right thing. immigrants need to know their place and killing their gook ass free roam dog is a good first step in establishing the pecking order.

I work at a disabled care home and I have to change a certain tard whenever she shits. When I do, I have to dig shit out of her vagina with a gloved hand and she gets wet whenever I do. I've been having nightmares about fucking her shitty vagina, and it terrifies me each time I change her. Not exactly a sin, but how do I stop the dreams?

Lol fuck them immigrants

Ur nice y'know that?

I wish I had a furrsiut wife
god do I want to bang furries

I have the perfect cure

I hope you realize this is the only place on the internet where you can just spill out something like this.

How do I end the nightmares
Just tell me how to stop the terror or the drooling wet tardo

I get off to showing nudes of my ex's to people who know them

C u c k

who doesn't lol, that's funny as fuck

thank bro, still ass out $200 but it means a lot

Get it out of your system and just shitfuck her next time.

based

Honestly it was ok, like fucking a warm flesh light. Lazy though.

Family doesn't know, they're extremely religious and think the baby is from some Chad

And yes, going to raise him the right way

what I said up here other than family it will be OK man.

>Just tell me how to stop the terror or the drooling wet tardo
Such desires, manifest from loneliness. Find friends, hobbies, girlfriend. Anything that could distract you.

dreams come from things we think about when we're awake, they don't mean much. Mans just can't unsee the shitgina

Whoo! thinks was him...!?

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Forgive me father for I have jerked of to some futanari but accidentally busted a nut when the futas put their dicks in each other's foreskin

I don't like negroes

I´m living a polyamorous live and won't stop that.

My wife trained a retard to fuck her on command. I'm fine with that.

wtf explain/story.

Are you the retard, user? Don't bs us. If not, then explain the retard and how your wife trained him.

I get off sharing pics and videos of my buddy's stuck up milf bitch ex. Dumb unaware bitch thinks they were deleted. Upscale bitch would be beyond humiliated that you are seeing her naked and with a cock in her mouth and cunt and taking loads to her face

Yea cut back. We don't realise we are addicted until we try to quit

I never used Redidit but have done reddit sopacing xD

Wife, prior to us in her mid teens.
>Sexual curious and a retard a couple houses up the road.
>He was obsessed with her anyways and she wanted to see what a dick looked like
>Skipping all the failed attempts, weird shit and everything in between.
>The two of them were at it almost every day for quite a few years
>Turns out his wanger is pretty fuck big as well.
>She lived a normal life, boyfriends etc during all this.

Have nothing to confess but I need someone to tell me what the fuck is going on I'm losing my fucking mind rn

that is gross as fuck.
that like fucking a 9 year old because tight pussy and cheat on your gf with her.
she just used him for sex with no real feeling for him.

Ummmm.....yeah.....na, nothing like it.
I think just about everyone on this board wouldn't give two flying fucks if a girl came along fucked them and then walked away.

Unless your my wife's retard?...... Carl.... is that you?....... Come back carl.... fucking tard..

I have nothing against sex for fun if it is agreed upon you said he was obsessed with her so I thought she was just using him.
It depends on how retarded he is their are some times you need written consent from the parent to have sex with then.
Also she still cheated on her boyfriends so she was using them.

If I took the time to go into detail with you over it I'm pretty sure you'd get better feel for the situation.
But I cba and it sounds bizarre as a plain statement, which is what I was going for.

I spoke to the dude once, he's got maybe a couple too many screws loose and maybe borderline retard but IDK. I don't know this shit.