How do you know you're not gay if you've never sucked a dick before

how do you know you're not gay if you've never sucked a dick before.
put one in your mouth before being so judgemental.

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That was the gayest way to tell someone to go suck a dick.

who says I've never done it

I tried it once, found out i wasnt gay about half way through.

i wanted to be gay, sucked a whole bunch of dicks, not gay

Sucking d.ick ain't just for the gays any more, fellas. It's a very useful bartering tool that I have personally employed for the last decade. But you're going to want to hone your skills first before putting them into play. Practice on bananas or cucumbers to start. When you feel comfortable, get together with some buddies for a suck session and critique each other until you feel confident. Now it's time to put the d.ick where your mouth is. A few months ago, I applied for a position at Jersey Mike's Subs. The manager told me I was grossly unqualified and one of the most incompetent people he's ever met. He was singing a different tune after I tickled my tonsils with the tip of his prick. I've been making subs thirteen hours a week ever since. But it doesn't end there. You can use your d.ick sucking prowess to conquer many of life's little obstacles. Got pulled over for speeding? Suck that d.ick! Long line at the supermarket? Suck your way to the front! Wife mad at you for sucking so much d.ick? Suck hers! It's 2019, boys, and it's time to relinquish your homophobic tendencies. Swallow your pride, then swallow that load!

you also don't know if you're a zoophile if you've never fucked an animal. make sure to fuck one of every species just to be absolutely certain

This sounds like a gta radio ad

I’m not gay because I don’t find guys attractive. But I’ve sucked dick. When I was really young. Before I had access to pussy. I would do it again because it was kinky and exciting. But I couldn’t kiss a guy. I’m no faggot.

Are you typing this from your high school computer lab? Dick is dick not d.ick word filtered Timmy

this. and after that realisation hated what I was doing.

I've also never murdered someone before, but i'm overwhelmingly confident I wouldn't enjoy it, so I refrain.

>have sucked dick and would do it again
>kissing guys? eeewww... gross I'm not gay

topkek

How do you know you're not immortal unless you put a bullet in your head? You've never shot a gun into your mouth before, so do it before being so narrow minded.

Did you still let him finish or stop and blueball him?

I didnt hate it, i just realised it wasnt for me and i wasnt turned on at all. So i let him use my throat as a flesh light and finish before i promptly got dressed and left.

Did you gag

I stopped, had him suck me off but I didn't finish either. pretty shitty encounter overall

A faggot :
"You don't become gay you're born like this!"

Also a faggot :
"You'll become gay if you suck dick"

yeah but i managed to take all of it so thats not surprising (about 7 inches)

sounds like a shitty ending. I wasnt hating it so felt like i wanted him to finish but after that i'm done ya know

I've sucked at least a dozen cocks and i'm not gay

I'm a flexible guy, did what a flexible guy would do, and in the end I figured "If I don't even enjoy my own, there's no way in hell I'd enjoy another guy's"