/mls/ general - RUST BELT SWAG edition

Around the Leagues:
>NASL (RIP?)
nasl.com/schedule
>USL
uslsoccer.com/usl-schedule
>NWSL
nwslsoccer.com/schedule
>AYY lmao
a-league.com.au
>CPL
canpl.ca

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mlssoccer.com
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_League_Soccer
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_League_Soccer_attendance
youtube.com/watch?v=9IdzMe3gqNM
twitter.com/lvlightsfc/status/961051408135892993
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twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

SOLAR
POWER
EVER
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>Nashville
>rust belt
ISHYGDDT. But thanks for reminding me to look at season tickets. I think they're on sale now for next year.

Gary Neville is leading candidate of Miami head coach job

>moar brazilian nonsense
Do you just smash your gigantic brazilian ass against the keyboard?

new

closer to Ohio than Atlanta, fampai

new what?

yes, surely 2 new threads is the way to go

there's some mexican national thread, but that's not MLS-related.

So is the Crew moving or what?

the other one is being autosaged

*shoots on goal*

>internally

creampie? nice.

Minnesota United beat a college team 8-0 today

>why.gif

>lost boston

Gonna need a Cali team and another TX team STAT

Why doesn't Philly have a team?

texas doesn't care about sawker on its own, let alone dykesawker

>most womens players come from California
>womens soccer attendance records in California
>0 pro womens teams
Makes no sense.

Business idea: Sacramento Republic WFC

>Transaction date: 2/6/2018
>TOR receive: $225,000 in General Allocation Money
>DC receive: $337,500 in Targeted Allocation Money
Is this peak MLS?

We've had GAM TAM trades before, but yes. Everyone getting on that Garbercoin hype train.

Bout virginia?

>tfw no blockchain allocation money
Also, interesting to see that GAM is valued at 50% more than TAM. I know it's more useful, but didn't realize it was *that* much more useful. Did the prior GAM/TAM trades have the same rough exchange rate?

So I just read an mlssoccer dot com article that called SKC the "Missouri Azzuri" and I don't know whether to laugh or cry

For me, it's Die Mannschaft of de Midwest

>he thinks a progressive sport is gonna work in a red state
Put together a functioning democracy first and then we can talk about Title IX

I don't think amounts were made public. TFC traded TAM to Seattle for GAM and a international slot. There is more and more TAM in league so it wouldn't surprise me TAM was more expensive in the past than it is today.

What someone should find out is did DC hunt around for TAM, and TFC was giving them the best rate.

TAM expires if you don't use it, so that's part of it.

kek that's pretty good

>two Dem senators
>Dem governor
>slim R advantages in state legislature and US house delegation because of gerrymandering
I wouldn't call Virginia a red state.

fix that gerrymandering and then OH WAIT

>those delicious country hic tears when they get out voted by DC suburbs

mlssoccer is nothing but tryhard cringe. I bet that's where "doyle" came from

>I bet that's where Doyle came from
How new are you that you're unaware that that's exactly who pays Matt Doyle's salary?

So that's why they call """"him"""" doyle?

I can't even name a city in Virginia.

Alexandria, I think, but isn't that a DC suburb? You're just trees and a beach.

Why not in areas where there is heavy spanish/mexican and german immigration

>German immigration
Shit, what century is it?

lol

>going to leddit
>ever

>tripfag
>reddit screencap
This post is the real lol

the only time having a trip comes up in this thread is when i post reddit mls fans idgi

these people are funny lol

and to clarify by they're funny i mean: the level of pathetic delusion, autism star wars fandom numale shit is funny to me go drinks

Stop posting your r*ddit trash here and kys you stupid tripfag

Is there anywhere in the United States, where they have only been Major League Soccer (MLS) champions and have only won the MLS Cup?

mlssoccer.com

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_League_Soccer

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_League_Soccer_attendance

>this fuk’n guy

El Magico bringing magic to Chicago, he's my favorite player, way to start watching a MSL.

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Because no one's been able to talk Bon Jovi into buying one?

Houston Dash does okay. Better question is, why doesn't Liberal Paradise Canadia have one?

Loons

>MSL
Slavbro, I...

>MLS has been going downhill ever since this masterpiece

youtube.com/watch?v=9IdzMe3gqNM

>based Mike Magee.

are there any 'cool' americans in the league now? i feel like the baseline is like, dax, who is okay but hes still a 5'8 freckled dude

ew

Only a matter of time before the NSC dominates like the Preds are starting to. You're all fucked, fringe sports.

>amerikits
lmao

>badge center of the chest

>Fisher to DC United
his poor career

Whitecaps have a women's team in the BC women's league, Ontario and Quebec have their own women's leagues as well

>mfw the season starts in less than a month

Pretty good

>still haven't signed a single first team player

Everything is fine.

I thought that this was inspired by that Spanish club who were sponsored by Burger King - Have it Your Way

Tampa Bay Tampons

HAR HAR SO ORIGINAL

>Las Vegas Lights

Literally whom?

they offer players $100 in chips at vegas casinos when they score and no, im not joking

>BC women's league
>ON and QC have their own women's league
Amateurs.

First of all, that's funny as fuck.

Second of all, literally what league, is this USL or like a collection of local community colleges.

twitter.com/lvlightsfc/status/961051408135892993 usl i guess

there is this autistic hurrican fan on twitter and he followed a bunch of red bulls fans bc kaku and now he tweets us riddles about player names

Remember when Garber said he'd announce both teams by the New York? Me too.

uhh spell much??? owned xd

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PLAYOFFS

kxan.com/2018/02/08/major-league-soccer-announcement-expected-friday/

FWIW, the Crew going to Austin was a done deal a long time ago.

for the trash yes

MLS is a shit tier league. I've tried supporting my local team but they make it hard. They don't invest for shit in anything.

No MLS teams could compete internationally.

If you're going to like the MLS, fine, but don't act like the league is worth it's weight in salt.

MLS sucks.

They should move NYCFC to Austin so we don't suffer through yet another season of baseball stadium "soccer".

Not much of a fan, I like white/red secondaries

we've come to terms with this already

sthpain btfo

>NY can't afford a stadium
KEK

it sucks but it's ours, and watch sports live are always better than a tv on a different continent

hi how are you

move >us and give nycfc >our stadium and also kill me

ty for showing up, fun police, i was worried u wouldn't get here

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>NASL so booty blasted they made up a fake "grassroots fan organization" and wrote a complaint to FIFA
Literally cannot make this shit up. What the fuck.

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its from a commercial he used to meme this a lot more often

kek, peak autism

Tampa Bay Watch FC

Much rather support my shit local team than wake up at 8 am to watch a foreign team tbqh

Being in the stadium watching local guys is way more enjoyable than watching a foreign team i have no connection to

No one cares doyle

>t. cuck posting in an /mls/ general

TFC lost to America 6-3 today

No one cares doyle