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DON'T SEND ME BACK NO NO NOOOOO JUST ONE MORE DAY PLEASE JUST GIVE ME ONE MORE DAY edition

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nigger

>yanks

How did Brendan Fraser become the face of toil

any taking small doses of psychedelic molecules for subtle consciousness enhancement man in?

>tfw no work tomorow

He's the face of JUST

his whole life is toil

Bit racist.

He's the face of the JUST meme

Wageslaves are all JUST-ed

It was a less than daring synthesis

might accidentally overdose

any yanks in

FOUR DAY WORK WEEKS WHEN LADS

PRODUCTIVITY WOULD INCREASE I SWEAR MR. TOILBERG

jesus was a bad ass. he never backed down from the truth to save himself. i can't imagine i'll ever be that brave

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

All you guys that hate toil so much what is your occupation

We should have every other day off. One week you work 4 then next week 3.

Why are there so many "useless jobs" these days? Why do more and more people feel as if their job has no meaning?

>looking for places to rent
>1 bed in sharehouse, £800/month
>£75 application fee per applicant

where did we go so wrong....

we don't look like that

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Right here

Can he be banned yet

>four yank posters

need to be at the toil centre in just under 7 hours

>tfw self-employed
>tfw despite only earning £1500/month, the amount I save on commuting, bills, time and using tax evasion etc I'm considerably wealthier and happier than my toiling mates

any pint lovers in

Driving around Iqaluit Nunavut with comments

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work tomorrow

whats work?

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Officialg, Sauron owed Isilidur money and Isildiur used the ring as payment

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Working from home is great but I feel like I should get into office life to grow

But it is nice just sticking part of the rent and certain purchases as a tax writeoff lel

TOIL LOOMING

Posting orcs has significantly less bite when there is a British face present

all me

sitting in a little desk toiling away

truly what humans are made for

wow wtf so this is what Medieval Queens really looked like................

You aren't British or Anglo, go learn to fish.

If someone pointed a gun at you, would you even try to stop them

post your MP

only watched 30 seconds but quite cool

yes he is british
fuck off you dumb yank

Abhor racism

how did sauron intend to pay his debts? how did he raise money in his kingdom?

The hotel was still being repaired when we got there with broken water pipes in the hallway spraying all over you as you pass. Great for a water park trip but not a business conference.

I have seen better and cleaner toilets in some of the worst hotels in some of the poorest of countries. I wonder how the rest city of London even let them operate.

The staff are rude a clueless and have never heard of something call customer service. While speaking to them I felt like I was there to server them and not the other way around. This hotel is an embarrasment to the travel lodge group.

*ties a WWJD (What Would Jesus Do) band around your wrist*

run in a zig zag like I'm running from an alligator

yes because it's not worth it to murder someone with a gun in an attempted robbery
oh wait no, I forgot that criminals don't think logically

I would shoot the gun out of their hand

*you realise you're actually tying it around my penis*
OwO

I'm proud of my country's Imperial past and my ancestors

neat, never heard of this instrument before

Jesus would have had a concealed carry permit

i'd keg him and then steal the gun whilst he squirms in embarrassment

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me getting arrested

I wanted to watch Louis Theroux but my sisters bullied me to the point I've had to flee upstairs

me 'n the gf

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wish our empire was just north america, aus and NZ

simply having blue eyes makes me whiter than half of britain, hm

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oh shit i'm sorry
i don't think he would've. he was concerned just about spreading his message and the heavenly kingdom. why would he need a gun

>tfw earn £1400 after tax and i toil daily with an hour commute each way

Gonna freeze myself before I die and come out in the future to post on /brit/ and become the oldest oldfag that ever was

T

Found out recently Brendan Fraser is only 48. How did he fuck himself up so badly? Tom cruise is fucking 55.

My alarm rang just the other day
I woke up in this world in the usual way
But there were buses to catch, and bills to pay
I had to toil each and every day
My boss was shouting 'fore I knew it, and as he screamed
He'd say, "I'm gonna fire you soon, user"
"You know I'm gonna fire youuuuuuu"

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man in the moon
When you finish work user?
I don't know when
But I'll be old by then
You know I'll be an old man then

night lads mr noseberg said he wanted me in extra early tomorrow

and then they fucked

his wife divorced him and is stealing all of his money

and tom cruise has scientology

fuck everyone in this thread

>tax evasion
are you the Essex runt
what do you do

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tune lads

cute boys...

how is it 21:18 already

the raj was the best part

Funny how I find myself
In love with you

I get in about half an hour early every day. I like to have a slow start, taking a long shit while browsing /brit/ and then get changed/wash my face etc.

>gif
fuck off

>tax evasion
How?

still waiting for an answer

the texas shooting happened because people weren't praying hard enough

>black people aren't the prob-

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
*masturbates furiously*

Anglo-Saxons called it weregild, "man-price." If you killed a man, you paid his family money.

>In the novel The Lord of the Rings by J. R. R. Tolkien, the journal of Isildur reveals that he justified taking the One Ring as a weregild for the deaths of his father (Elendil) and brother (Anárion) in battle.

what happens when homosexuals grow old and lose their looks?

>5 pm
>nearly pitch dark

ha y..you too

fuck off yank

yeah, its great that our ancestors got to enjoy all the benefits while we have to deal with all the pakis and pajeets

servitude with the first chirpings of the lark

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let me off at the next stop please conductor, I've had enough of this ride

fuck off nigger

i work for no man

any Elton man in?

>America
>where a lot of black people are poor because they only recently got rights