/heem/ - Awful Fightu Edition

Never made a thread before guys. Is this how you do it?

Previous thread Highlights:
Aussie laments the end of Cruz's dominance
Bisping is compared to a rodent

News:
PPV event this weekend.
Watch the embeddeds on youtube ya donks.

you don't get to bring jesus

roll for your eternal fightfu

got $500 on luke lads

>making the highlights your own posts

Check the flags dummy

5 8 or 11 get

r-r-r-olling (haha jk Rena is my one and only from now until forever)

Joanna is unironically the cutest?
sickening

LOL now you're gay, dumb faggot

pls no men

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>not rolling for 5

Ten minutes into no gi practice and chill she gives you this look.
What do?

Grasso is objectively the hottest

Fuck TWO, marry ONE, kill ONE, make ONE become UFC champion

anyone is fine except herrig

Are you retarded? Grasso for sure. Claudia is even cuter than Joanna, pic related

2.

BLEGHHH

fuck cynthia and gadelha, kill rose, marry karolina

dub 5s
she is yours forever now, Mr. Cookies

What a sorry-ass lineup

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>Fuck
Alexa
Claudia
>Marry
Felice, need white kids, sorry Alexa
>Kill
Andrade
>UFC Champion
Joanna

All subpar except for grasso and waterson

>sounds like a man
nobody's perfect I suppose.

>marrying a single woman in her 30s

>KK is subpar
leave heem

mmm tinyfu

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You could have white children with Pooana or Kookie, and you choose Felice? Her fucking womb probably doesn't even work after all the steroids she's injected.

>haha

>tfw i have kookie forever

Fuck TWO Kookie, Waterson
marry ONE Grasso
kill ONE Andrade
make ONE become UFC champion dont care about wmma

I unironically do not find this woman attractive

Don't really care for any of them.
Megan Anderson's where's at

OFF
BY
ONE

death sentence via roastie

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same, she literally looks like mousasi

>Poles
>White

Plain imo

>ywn pass your hand over the sloping cuts of Claudia's pumped up pecs, slick with sweat, her pulse showing ever so subtly through her swelled up vascularity

Literally gonna end this sham of a "life" tonight

>fuck
Grasso and Claudia
>marry
Rose (gotta save her from the abusive pedo Pat Berry)
>kill
Esparza
>champion
CYNTHIA

i dont get your point, but im also assuming you're the spic chaser, so its irrelevant

Agreed. Painfully Plain

Literally no one on these images is white, prove me wrong

anything but 1

man up boy and marry these older women before its too late for them!

lmao

Fuck Bisping for bogarting the title, but god damn did that press conference destroy my sides

karolina isn't a western woman so it doesn't apply, im also assuming you ugly as fuck to be this spiteful

WOW

Luke struggled submitting Machida being 4 mins on top of him, not to mention outstruck by Lyoto at first. LOOK how sloppy he came out in the second round with his hands down, chin high and feet planted.

Yoel will heem him in first two rounds.

am I stupid for betting on Hunto heem

Plain is great for a wife. You don't want other dudes lusting after her. You want a wholesome woman with a great personality who had few sexual partners in her lifetime.

grasso get

You'll be fine Schaub also picked him

>few sexual partners
Cucked, I will only marry a virgin

that's the appeal my man, simple milf-next-door that can fight (relatively)

A beautiful bronze man of God with a family versus a godless heathen degenerate. I wonder who will win?

God put the pestilence on Whittaker so that Yoel can have this chance. Bet the wife on yoel unless you're an aethiest fucktard.

God put an aethiest Micheal bisping to the top, he was testing Yoel. Now look how far bisping has fallen, a cte'd wreck of man

Good luck idiot

Who is Cyborg fighting and why is she good?

This is how you know this guy hasn't
touched a pusse in a few years.

>aethiest
Holy fuck dude, learn to spell atheist correctly. How do you mess it up that badly?

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>3 out of last 4 posts Maplenigger

I don't think this semenslupring general is for me anymore

bless

God you are so fucking stupid. I literally dont think you’ve ever made a prediction close to being right

.t betamax

Guess what, even average women have guys trying to fuck them 24/7. So you may as well get a hot one. Cheating comes down to personality, not looks.

I love it when they run.

plz

The word sounds like it's spelled aethiest

GIMME CLAUDIA

noooooooooooooooooooo

Man I feel bad for Uriah Hall, the guys had a solid career and has shown flashes of brilliance put never out it together for a solid run.

Now the UFC doesn't giv e a fuck about him and they're feeding him to a prospect hoping he gets beat so they can cut him and hype Paulo up even more. He's about to get HUE'd.

Yoel is getting KO'd dude, sorry bro

If God exists, Yoel will win

Not true, Luke has been blessed with power and good looks

>natty

...

Once you begin balding the effects become instantly noticeable but gradual

You can tell by the top of the head slight back getting messy, hair begins to thin there and completely unevens the hairline and you get little hairs sticking out

no for gay jesus

>That'll be $64.99 plus tip please
>You can add a medium cheese pizza complete with a 2 liter of Pepsi for only an additional $34.95 plus tip!

How do you respond?

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even if this was still whittaker rockhold its a pos ppv, should be fight night card

t. casual fans, this is a solid card, can't wait

i will be sad if Hunt loses but the embeddeds made me like Blaydes

How does this work? Is Grasso dubs? If so, why?

Anyway, rolling for Andrade.

>Colby is scared guy, he say a lot of things, bad things
>He not good fighter, normal fighter
>Conor McGregor, Shael Sonnen say bad things but they smart guys, funny guys
>Colby and I should train pride rules but he probably call cops again like bitch

CANBY BTFO BY VAI CAVALO
ROASTIE'd

giv dykefu

APOLOGIZE!

>people who don't pay for ppvs complaining price hikes

Is there a more estrogen thing you could possibly do? Unless you can show me stubs of past ppvs you've bought like 217 and 205 then you can just shut up

>Is there a more estrogen thing you could possibly do?
Yes, complain about people not buying pay-per-views.

Based fabricio invoking pride rules

bet this shit doesn't even do 100k

>people not buying pay-per views
Something which is foreign to 99.9% of posters here even in so-called stacked cards.

Thought about this a lot.

>Fuck:
Gadelha & Waterson.
(these 2 I just find the most sexually attractive and can't explain why)

Marry:
Felice. (She's not the hottest but I feel like she's would put out regularly and is probably pretty fun to be around.)

Kill:
Cynthia (annoying hype job and Dana's used goods)

Champion:
Andrade (most entertaining fighter in the division and the natty GOAT)


Honorable mentions:
>Rose
Cute but too autistic to marry and I'd feel creepy having sex with her.
>Joanna
Probably great in bed but she's not all that good looking and comes across as having an awful personality
>Tecia
Hot as fuck but a dyke.
>Esparza
Probably a complete slut but not all that good looking
>Grasso
Good looking but I get this uncanny valley android type of vibe with her. She looks like she has no personality and she has creepy serial killer eyes.

I'd bet good money that Rose cries after sex

get help

>Marry:
>Felice.

Good post!

I buy every single card and am proud of it