OFFICIAL ROYALS VS DIAMONDS ICE CRICKET GAMETHREAD

GOAT Switzerland cricket grounds
GOAT players
GOAT format of the game
get the fuck in here

stream ruhutv.com/video/sony-espn/

/cric/

HOLY FUCKING BASED

>Amul Taaza
That's just fresh milk

These lads don't know the stump mics are up that loud BASED

Gonna watch the stream even though I don't know anything about cricket lads

>all this swearing as the players bitch about how cold it is
based stump mics

it's affecting fast bowlers but the batsmen seem to be coping fine.

Why haggle when you can zaggle?

Thought this would be a huge meme but this could be a legitimate form of Cricket

Do you think Zerogoose is watching this, lads?

Daniel's at the ground

This. It's actually legit good.

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Literally the only thing that's different is that it's harder for fast bowlers

BASED Agarkar

>that leather dress
>those feet

They at least get the benefit of more swing so it sort of balances out.

HAMARA COLD DRINK!!

The compacted snow doesn't make the ball much slower than grass either

DLF MAXIMUM

>slog sweep

Can't stop laughing lads. This game is too good.

I'm going to be bootyblasted when this ends up being a once off tournament and we never see this again instead of this being taken up as a regular form of Cricket.

FUCK sake these adverts are the worst.

Do they check that the bats aren't made out of cork?

Aren't they playing on a frozen lake? What of it breaks and someone falls in?

better camerawork than the big bash 2bh

Just part and parcel of Ice Cricket lad

Would unironically subscribe to an ice cricket tournament

PART

A lighter bat doesn't benefit anything in cricket so no player would ever do that.

WE DON'T NEED GOOGLE

WHY HAGGLE WHEN YOU CAN FUCKING ZAGGLE

I want to live in a world where every GOAT cricketer moves to Switzerland to play Ice Cricket when they retire.

Got Zaggle mate

holy the fuck that deviation

>them leggings on the cheerleaders
Fuckin' hell.

Enjoying this more than anything this summer apart from the Ashes so far kek

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me on the left

Unironically this. SA vs India test series as well.

glad you fags are nearly at the end of the first innings. you are aware that your epic stream is over an hour behind right?

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Could go some Mera Cheese Hai right now lads

based

I just got insider info that ice cricket will be in the 2022 Olympic winter games.

YEH MERA CHEESE HAI LADS, TERA NAHI

Unironically should be.

>mfw MUSCULAR Ice Cricket makes it to the Olympics before poor little grass Cricket

BASED /ourguy/

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Need a leggy Karishma gf lads

Elite prediction.

Business idea: Clay Cricket
Then we can have grass, snow and clay Cricket. A bit like Tennis

got beach cricket for that m8

HOLY FUCKING YUMOLA IM ABOUT TO CUMOLA IN MY PANTSOLA

i thought you were talking about curling when you mentioned "ice cricket"

Who's the Bradman of Ice Cricket

>stop being men on the internet user!!

>my feet hurt user, come here and give them a rub

Need her to sit on that bat handle

I was a little disappointed that the outfield wasn't on skates to be honest but there's still time to revise the ice cricket format.

Nope, it's actual cricket with teams made up of the very best players from around the world. It's the innings break now (half time)

Is grass Cricket, dare I say it, on pooicide watch?

>test cricket dying
>odi cricket already literally dead
>t20 supposed to save the game
>t20 killed by a single game of ice cricket
Yes. I give crass cricket 2 years tops.

>Zaheer: The ball is getting wet

Australia yearns for an unexpected ice age so we can join the Ice Cricket revolution

Prior gone for 8

Business idea: Australian Antarctic Territory cricket league

You lads could always go watch hockey with me if cricket dies. The Sharks are playing tonight

>kallis and graeme smith batting together
Nostalgic as fuck ;_;

I've been watching Hockey but I don't have extensive knowledge and /hoc/ is very unhelpful

>tfw you've never played ice cricket
Fucking kill me

Mr. Smith

Smith on NOBEL PRIZE watch

If you make fun of the >rags and the fact that Canadian teams never win the cup you'll fit right in. Then you can pick up the rules as you go along from whatever the commentators babble on about

is graeme smith related to the actor, will smith?

I played cricket once when it started to snow. Does that count?

/hoc/ is always a massive shitfling contest between canada, usa, sweden and finland with other countries posting rarely there.

Half brothers.

>tfw no qt Swiss girl to watch ice cricket and share a cup of Bovril with

had a little wank and now my peeny hurts :(

>started to snow
Manali or Shimla lad?

>He rip the skin

Is field hockey welcome in /hoc/ lads?

>ive been involved in ice
interesting confession to make on live tv

Fuck I miss Kallis, lads ;_;

fuck i'm late

Very tranquil mood atm, feels great

Spiti.

EXCELLENT state of mind lad

Nice knock by Smith.

I would say no. But you're welcome to try.

You seem to be in good spirits too my friend. Moments like this must be treasured.

Going pretty good lad

Liking this kiwi bloke tbqh lads

Nice

Isn't throwing the ball into a guys crotch against some sort of unwritten rule?

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Nope. It's actually strategic to bowl at the player to try injure them and make them scared to face the ball (negative batting usually leads to wickets). There was an unwritten rule where they wouldn't do this in the 70s between Australia and the West Indies but it lasted for like half a game.

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GLORIOUS wallop from Kallis