>walk in, see this
he should have called.
ask him to share
take a picture and post on Sup Forums for advice on what to do.
>leave in direction of nearest grocery store
>buy get well soon balloon
>return to friend
>use helium to fill balloon
>attach to friend
>360 walk away
wonder why my friend turned black
Dude in the pic knows what's up. I would use a gas mask instead of the bag though.
call 911 then make myself something to eat
bag guarantees death if helium ratio has to much o2 to kill you from gas alone, bag gives you backup option of suffocation while unconscious
normally wouldn't matter but pretty sure helium manufacturers caught onto this shit and tweaked the gas ratio in an attempt to prevent suicide via helium method
not 100% on that tho
Actually neither of you know what's up.
I work at a plant where we fill cylinders with nonflammable industrial gasses. Low pressure helium included. They put fucking sulfur in that shit so it feels like your lungs are having salt poured into them if you try dumb shit like this. I get a pretty strong whiff at least once a day. I can handle just fine after 6 years but it's funny to watch the new guys cough up a long with tears and snot falling out of thier face. One breathe you wont know. 2 breathes you'll realise that's not actually air and something's wrong. 3 and 4 you will be burning on the inside wishing you just used a gun.
You are correct. Either it will never kill you cause theres 20% 02 in there or it has a "nuisance" chemical added (sulfur or salt based usually) to irritate anyone who try's to be an hero
>>get well soon buddy
Why not good old fashioned carbon monoxide?
Terrible waste is helium.
Only tried and true method. Very deadly and wont hurt like a bitch
I would do a straight 360 and get fucking out of there!!
As a true friend who understands, I would figure out if he's still alive.
Put him out of his misery
Anonymous call to the Police, politely vacate
knew there was some sort of deterrent added, thanks for the details user
360 would not walk you out of there it would leave you in the very same place
These faggots just can't stand when someone does painlessly
Take a shit on the floor
Why do this?
It's cheaper to just buy some regular pills, like nyquil and some alcohol, watch your favorite movie while eating chocolate cake, swallow multiple pills, and drinking a good spiked beverage
steal his watch and any other valuables that he won't be needing any longer.
Ask if i can keep his gaming PC and his collection of PVC figures.