Kaybe thread

Kaybe thread

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True facts

I do consider that long. It's harder for really really long guy hair to look good, but it definitely can. There's that subreddit for like fierce flow or whatever, a lot of those dudes are way hot.

I don't know what this means.

Oh, I know exactly how bad lower class people really are, I'm reminded with every post you clumsily wade yourself through. I imagine you type it two fingers at a time.

If this is what you consider a good time, it's a gift from God himself that I'm here to break it up. Yikes yikes yikes.

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Also post cuties

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Well it's a good thing I now live in an upper middle class neighborhood because my mom is smart, and knew how to leave. I'm still terrified of people because shit people like you are why I'm angry. I wasn't born this way, it was people like you who think you're above everyone that made me resent others.

And thanks for proving my point, you ignorant, holier than thou fucktard. You left like three years ago, you should do it again.

Post-cuties would be a bitchin' music genre I bet.

Wow, a poor person who got out of poverty on mommy daddy welfare who now looks down on the class they used to belong to? What a surprising and unique story with many unexpected twists and turns. Oh, wait, no, it isn't any of that. It's basic bitch bullshit. You're the definition of a basic bitch.

I never left, I was in your heart all along. And let me tell you, I could have used a bit more square footage. Don't even get me started on the smell... At least I was living there rent free.

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That's funny because my mom actually went to college, got a degree in accounting, took over her husband's family business because it was failing, and went from making $30k a year to $300k a year. All while having 5 kids. I don't know who you think you are, but you're a truly shit person.

???????????

What does your mom being successful have to do with you being on her mommy welfare?

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Because my mommy actually cares about me unlike yours and your daddy who beat you which made you such a shit person for judging others as if you're better than them

my dad is CEO of steam

the best defense is PrEParation

and for the record, the fiercest flow is scene hair

its not about fitting in, its about just chillin

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I know she cares about you, that's why she lets you live off of her mommy welfare while you look at the gay porn animals. She'd do anything for her little gay porn animal boy. Wouldn't she, sport?

No way, I actually really don't care for scene hair at all. That whole look never did it for me. The whole goth thing never rang my bell either.

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i misspoke. i was thinking of the skater swept hair

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Ehhhh you have to be REALLY hot to pull that one off I think. It's pretty rare. I mean like High School Musical era Efron, sure.

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it's so CUTE

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You're really projecting hard, as if I'm supposed to be offended. My mommy is still crazy and beat me too, but at least she made a life for her children because she cares, unlike yours. It's like you're upset that your mommy was a stupid drug addict or whatever, and jealous that mine actually cares about her children. Tell me a bit about yourself because damn, you have some problems too if that's the way you talk about other's mothers.

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>My mommy is still crazy and beat me too
looooooooooooooooooooool

Very few people can get away with it outside of middle class white kids in middle or high school. Although I get that that's sort of your type.

See >

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and your type is men with girl hair
disgusting

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Btw I'm mostly straight, but lesbians like me so you can kinda see where that places me.

Yep, and it made me an amazing singer with a huge vocal range, screaming at her almost every day for 15 years, minus the 5 times she kicked me out because she can't admit she's wrong. Good thing I can admit it because I'm not fake and trying to put on an act for gay furries on Sup Forums.

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Like how do you live such a fucking lie all the time? How do you lie to yourself and be such a shit person?

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>it made me an amazing singer with a huge vocal range
now you're just plagiarizing the michael jackson origin story

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I know nothing about Michael Jackson, and don't like him because he was a child molester and I was molested too. One of the many types of abuse I faced.

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he made Smooth Criminal, he gets the pass

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Actually I much prefer girls with men hair tbh. It is my weakness.

No, I really don't see where that places you. Your sexuality isn't determined by the people who are attracted to you, it's the other way around you moron.

Screaming is actually really bad for a singing voice, there's a reason singers don't go around practicing by screaming. What a stupid thing to posit.

I haven't said anything about myself, I just said that you're an idiot who can't shitpost to save his life, which is exceedingly embarrassing because shitposting is about as low on the totem pole as you can possibly get in terms of hobbies.

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trips of truth

shame they're all lesbians huh

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What the fuck am I looking at?
Why s Fry Ms. Bellum? why is the mayor Canadian?
WHY IS FRY MS. BELLUM?

I love smoothie criminal

I mean, not all of them.
... but a lot of them yeah.

You are one sad, pathetic, heartless human being.

Well lesbians weren't attracted to me when I just wanted to be around women because men like yourself are pieces of shit

I don't scream at her anymore, but clearly you lack reading comprehension. Or you're willingly ignorant around your gay little avatar buddy because you fags come out of the woodwork when one of you decide to post.

Why would I shitpost? What kind of pathetic loser gets off to being a bad person on a fucking forum when you can be nice and liked instead? You clearly don't know what it's like to be cared for.

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Wow, lot of old fags returning today.

that's not even ms bellum and the mayor you idiot, it's that sensitivity guy from johnny bravo

i own lots of hearts
we talked about this earlier dash, were you not reading

you had to be there sir

just the hot ones

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Ah, so you have the same problem as me. You like tomboys and tough girls, but they don't like you the way you like them, and treated you as gay, so you became gay too. Shocker.

Yep, I read it. It's not funny; it's just trying way too hard to be liked by your little gay friend here.

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I'm not a bad person, I'm actually a great guy. That's why I'm here, giving you this advice that you don't deserve. The real friends are the ones who will tell you the things that are tough to hear. And I'm sure it's very tough to hear about how much of a worthless fuckup you are.

Hi Barfy boy

I mean, a lot of them are bi, okay??

What? No, they like me fine back. What kind of pussy boy goes gay because he's too much of a beta for a chick with short hair?

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there's nothing wrong with trying hard
and kaybe's not gay, he just likes dykes or something

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but guys with skater hair? bi-winning

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What advice are you giving me? Being a fucking asshole isn't advice you retard. I know how to act and get a life, but I choose not to because I don't want to be in a society with people like you. I guess it went over your small head when I said I know I'm a fuck up and I'm too afraid to even drive because of fear of judgment... because of people like you.

Yet they're your weakness, and here you are, posting gay furry porn instead of ever posting straight furry porn. Sending a lot of mixed signals here buddy.

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I'm sorry, the '90's were twenty years ago...
It's been a minute.

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>too afraid to even drive because of fear of judgment
what lol

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I don't want to make mistakes and mess up a car, and feel judged for it because I judge myself far more harshly than people do now. I hide away and do nothing because I don't want to go back into a lifestyle knowing how shit people can be.

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did someone make fun of your rims

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I'm just imagining a skateboard shaved into a buzz cut.

Oh please. If you were capable of functioning in society you'd do it in a heartbeat. Let's not kid ourselves here. My advice: get a haircut.

What's wrong with hot, puffy holes getting attention by beefy wuff boys? If you actually think that's gay you're a retard.

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that's weird. i'm imagining cute guys

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Well, sure, but you'd be imaging that if we were talking about Amish made chairs or breakfast cereals too.

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Everything about me, really. I was one of the smartest, cutest guys in school, so I got treated like shit by people who were jealous, and I did nothing because I didn't care about proving anything, or trying to be better than others.

That's wrong because I'm more capable than 90% of people I've met. That doesn't mean I want to be in a society full of indoctrinated slaves, thinking money buys happiness, and defines success which it doesn't. I don't need money or status because neither have any inherent worth; only what others put into it, and I don't because I'm not like everyone else, nor do I want to be. People just don't get that, and that's why I'm here arguing with a gay furry when I could be doing something better with my time. Because it doesn't matter, and we're all going to die one day.

Why would I get a haircut? I've already been over this. My hair is apart of my identity because I have no desire to look like everyone else. I love having long hair because I take pride in it while other men think it's too hard and too much work. I don't even have to cut my hair to conform to society when I have a parent's with a very successful business whom I could work for if I want.

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breakfast cereals were invented in an anti-masturbation plot. it should be no surprise.

no one is jealous of someone who's 5'3

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Except all the gross men who want to fuck me for looking like a cute girl

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pretty cool of you to choose to hang out here instead

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Yeah because I don't like going out in public, having a bunch of men staring at me like creepy fucks, and being mistaken for a girl just because I'm short and have long hair, and people can't look past the surface or actually use their fucking eyes.

Sorry if I was being a dick earlier, you aren't too bad. I'm just not good at being nice to people who treat me badly because I've had a horrible lifetime of every kind of abuse already.

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> I was one of the smartest, cutest guys in school, so I got treated like shit by people who were jealous

Nerd alert, lol

>That's wrong because I'm more capable than 90% of people I've met

Translation: I feel a deep sense of inadequacy punctuated confusingly yet powerfully with an unstoppable ego

>I don't need money or status because neither have any inherent worth; only what others put into it, and I don't because I'm not like everyone else, nor do I want to be.

Translation: I am incapable of obtaining money or status

> People just don't get that, and that's why I'm here arguing with a gay furry when I could be doing something better with my time. Because it doesn't matter, and we're all going to die one day.

Translation: I would give anything to find joy in activities again, but even this simple pleasure eludes me entirely.

>Why would I get a haircut? I've already been over this. My hair is apart of my identity because I have no desire to look like everyone else. I love having long hair because I take pride in it while other men think it's too hard and too much work.

Translation: I have bad hair that I choose not to cut because I'm afraid I'll run out of excuses for the way that people are repelled by me.

>I have a parent's with a very successful business whom I could work for if I want.

Translation: Mommy and daddy would let me sit in a closet sorting things by alphabetical order as long as it was looked over by somebody else afterwards, so I'm *actually* a neet by *choice*, okay?!?

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okay

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Not enough butts.

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If you want to start talking about your problems and be rational, I'd be happy to listen. Clearly you have some if you waste 10 minutes of your life copying and pasting things with brain dead retorts, as if you're so smart and cool. Grow up dude.

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God, you're so into me, aren't you?

It's okay. This happens to me a lot. You don't need to be embarrassed.

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No, I'm just hoping there's something more in that vapid mind of yours. I guess I'm mistaken.

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Sorry buddy, apparently you're the only human being with agency. I am a mere sheep in your presence, as are we all. Your massive, intimidating intellect and fearless creativity are simply more than I can stomach. I distrust you because of it, and feel threatened and jealous. I must push you to the sidelines of society unfairly in order to punish you for being so novel, whereas I am so painfully predictable and inadequate.

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k

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rape face
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