she claims that no joke is too far
quick bump because it's not appearing in the catalog
AY YO GURL, LEMME HOLLA AT YA, U WANT SUM FUKK?
What a waste of Trips
What's the most expensive haircut?
I like jokes so dark they bring me cotton.
Op is the joke and this guy is a wasteful fag
i want to become a male porn star
pp hard, why?
Let me see them titties
flat earthers are wrong
we are living on the inside of a dysonsphere
You're just mad you can't get trips
Just say the n-word. That's the test I put people through every time they say that anything goes in humour
My black friend wants to fuck you and I want to watch.
Marty Mcfly could have prevented 9/11 but he did nothing. he know 9/11 is going to happen because he was at the year 2015 which is 14 years afte 9/11.
he did nothing because he is just a selfish monster
Do you have a dialysis machine?
i like to watch midget porn
not because i m inn to midgets i thinkn its just funny watching small people doing the beast with 2 backs
Roll for this
But did you eat your dog’s shit while fucking him like there’s no tomorrow? I think not dumb cunt
i'm on Sup Forums asking what to say cause i'm a fucking soyboy
I seriously hate niggers, I’m so happy Trump is President, time to put them niggers back on the field.
Post more pics of her, preferably her fat ass
So you into 1 inch dicks? Cause buckle up and get ready for this ride on space mountain. WOOO
Would you sell me your panties? I need to jerk off. Or if you let me borrow some I'll bring them back.
Hitler did nothing wrong except for not finishing the job
Can I borrow a nigger from you? One of mine can’t pick up cotton rn
would you let me smell your feet when we meet
I shat the greenest turd, wanna see?
Hey wanna play doctor? I don't have health insurance and I have what I think is eczema around my crotch region.
I jerk off to jack-o'-lanterns at 2:31pm to appease my OCD.
this and add "but sadly no one is getting dubs"
cool, do you fuck yours too?
I'll make that ass pop like a semi or a 9 bitch
nice, and now we wait for op to deliver
POST IT OP AND LET'S SEE HER REACTION
hey did you know that black people never say the n word with a hard R because the R stands for Rhodesia
what makes you different from the average ho? nthing? k fuck you too bitch
Damn if only this one came first
This is the single best sentence I have read since I acquired literacy
just joking i really like black people
i actually have a porn libary full of BBC
I believe that all whites should bow down to the black man, don't you agree?
>not a fag
what's going on here?
Hold up, OP is not being a fag. This doesn't add up.
We actually do that to avoid the soaring clouds of stink
op is always a fag, this one is just not as big of a fag
I was fisted once
Update us when you lose your potential job
Do you want to come over and suck on my cock? My cousin is out of town right now and I'm getting withdrawals
OP’s relationship has been ruined before it even started
Is it wrong if I wanna anally ravage you to the rhythm of the baby shark song blasting through my airpods(tm)?
just to give you a heads up
if you send nudes i will post them on Sup Forums
kek roll for this
My doctor said I should not suck my own cock so I sucked his and got free sex change surgery
THE CIA STOLE MY PEPSI
The best highs come from smoking ded baby toenail. Minced.
I can lick my own eyebrows
I’m tired of putting my own hard cock up my ass. Thrusting is really awkward.
hey gyal i can tattoo your dad's anus on your elbow then drill a hole on it and fuck but I hope you don't mind if i nut on your face though
Do you know Jake P? He once smacked a bitch so hard her tits shifted
Show her your paynus faggot.
I can't believe she replied
answer quickly I am only allowed 5 minutes of wifi here at the asylum
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever stuck in your pussy?
is kate an acronym for kill a tranny everyday?
man I wish I was a woman. I could be boring as fuck and still get attention just like you
Who think was him...?
i will only fuck u if u got massive funbagz fyi
why are gorillas so manly
Send thread link now faggot
rolling for this because this makes it even better
Tell me about your experience with incest