"welcome home husband, go prepare dinner for two then lock yourself in the bedroom closet."

>"welcome home husband, go prepare dinner for two then lock yourself in the bedroom closet."
>wat do?

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Rape her to death

Go and grab a plate of wings and macaroni salad, then turn 360° and walk out the front door.

Punch her in the left temple knocking her out then use her anus as a salad bowl

Turn the gas on, then turn the burners on, and leave.

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I’d do it

underrated

Based

Bedroom closet seems like an awfully strange place to have a romantic dinner with my beautiful wife.

The dinner isn't for you.

Of course it isnt just for me, it'd be awfully glutenous of me to eat a meal for two people while my wife goes hungry. That's not the kind of husband I am.

I don't think you understand.
There is a third person in the house.

You mean our daughter that I locked in the bedroom closet?

Fuck the nigger in the ass

Do as she says

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Lol fag

Why would you lock your daughter in the closet?

>5minutes later my wife

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>the nigger

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Call the police. Some crazy coal burner is in my house. I don't have a wife.

>I put in an 8 hour day of work
>She still can't be bothered to cook dinner while I work to pay for the house
I hate women.

Based and ragepilled.

Me on the left

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