>"welcome home husband, go prepare dinner for two then lock yourself in the bedroom closet."
>wat do?
"welcome home husband, go prepare dinner for two then lock yourself in the bedroom closet."
Brayden Brown
Christopher Wright
Jack Ramirez
Rape her to death
Brayden Barnes
Go and grab a plate of wings and macaroni salad, then turn 360° and walk out the front door.
Joshua Bailey
Punch her in the left temple knocking her out then use her anus as a salad bowl
Kayden Rogers
Turn the gas on, then turn the burners on, and leave.
Camden Bell
Isaiah Johnson
I’d do it
Brayden Flores
underrated
Christopher Miller
Based
Brandon Perez
Bedroom closet seems like an awfully strange place to have a romantic dinner with my beautiful wife.
Easton Powell
The dinner isn't for you.
Anthony Cooper
Of course it isnt just for me, it'd be awfully glutenous of me to eat a meal for two people while my wife goes hungry. That's not the kind of husband I am.
Sebastian Williams
I don't think you understand.
There is a third person in the house.
Robert Reyes
You mean our daughter that I locked in the bedroom closet?
Logan Evans
Fuck the nigger in the ass
Michael Lewis
Do as she says
Elijah Russell
Lol fag
Matthew Ward
Why would you lock your daughter in the closet?
Hunter Gomez
>5minutes later my wife
Nicholas Baker
>the nigger
Logan Jackson
Call the police. Some crazy coal burner is in my house. I don't have a wife.
Xavier Phillips
>I put in an 8 hour day of work
>She still can't be bothered to cook dinner while I work to pay for the house
I hate women.
Bentley Butler
Based and ragepilled.
Josiah Wilson
Me on the left