Come up with a new Simpsons plot in a few sentences. It's probably been done

Come up with a new Simpsons plot in a few sentences. It's probably been done.

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>Homer molests Lisa
>Bart knows but is too weak to tell anyone
>Marge carries on in blissful ignorance

Checkmate OP

>Burns becomes president/major in an obvious Trump parody
>Homer ends up being sent to the Middle West with a bunch of soldiers

>Homer kills Lisa and smacks the shit out of Bart so he stops acting like a cunt.

Then the show finishes, like it should have 13 years ago.

>homer opens a pawn shop
>gust starring the guys from that pawn shop show

>Mr. Burns opens a for-profit university with Homer as one of its professors.

>Marge goes to parenting experts for advice when she thinks that Bart is on the road to failure. Following their advice, Homer opens a trophy store.

>In a parody of 30 for 30, Bart becomes a star basketball player, but things go awry when he gets involved with the mafia.

>Bart and Lisa return from Kamp Krusty, both traumatized. Meanwhile, Homer becomes a more productive worker.

oh wait these are all real

>Homer and Marge go on vacation, leaving the kids with Grandpa.
>Bart gets the clever idea of stowing away in Homer's suitcase so he doesn't miss out on the fun.
>Luggage is misdirected to Montana or some nowhere-ass place.

>Moe orders a mail order bride
>it's Ivanka Trump
>Moe becomes mayor of Springfield
>Lisa organises a protest
>homer gets tear gassed and its a very drawn out joke which happens three times over the episode
Guest Starring Ivanka Trump

Bart and homer start murdering meth dealers

>homer takes up bidding on storage lockers
>guest starring the people from that show where they bid on storage lockers

>Wiggum shoots and kills Carl, leading to Carl's Life Matters movement
>Guest starring Amy Schumer and Ed Sheeran for no apparent reason

>homer voted for hillary
>me: "what the fuck? but homers an idiot... ohhhh."

Did they do that on purpose?

Duffman gets addicted to crack cocaine and accidentally runs over Kelsey Grammer
Kelsey and Sideshow Bob plot revenge against Duffman eventually killing him

>homer meets a oddball family that live in the swamp/snow/forest/mountain
>guest starring the oddball family that lives in the swamp/snow/forest/mountains

>Treehouse of Horror
>"MEN IN VERY DARK GREY"
>guest staring Jermaine Clement, Rip Torn and Jayden Smith

Bart smokes N-N-DMT and has a 22 minute hallucination featuring music by kendrick lamar and lil' wayne

Quick rundown of the kamp krusty sequel?

Bart and lisa return home from camp traumatized by an event they can't remember. Marge takes them to a therapist who advises taking them out of school.
Lisa pretends not to be traumatized to not miss school. Bart pretends he's traumatized to miss school, but discovers he actually was tramautized by the camp.
Marge and Homer stop having sex so Marge can focus on the kids. Homer becomes a more productive worker due to not having sex

Hey, I live in Montana, don't remind people we exist please

I live in California. 90% of the people i've known who've moved out of california lately go to 1 of 2 places: Austin, Texas or Montana

already happened

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY STATE YOU FUCKING PARASITES

first post sexiest post
Sup Forums needs to start writing for fox

>Sup Forums

Did Mr.burns lose all his money. Have to live with the Simpsons. Get keep ND hearted. Then at the end gain his money back and become himself again?

Did the Simpsons already do it?

>Bart gets a new teacher
>She's transgender
>Pranks ensue but Bart takes it one too far and she ends up storming out crying
>Montage of Bart dressing up like a female to experience the first hand treatment that they receive
>Valuable lesson learnt

>Homer starts dating men to better understand a new gay coworker after being accused of homophobia
>The Simpsons go to rural Canada (no, not Alaska)
>The Simpsons meet Donald Trump
>Lisa starts to dress like a boy and considers getting a sex change to become a boy after facing "misogyny" over one of her school projects
>Homer ends up in a court ordered anger management course only to find Flanders surprisingly there as well. They both abandon it and go to Europe
>Marge starts doing drugs (not steroids like that one episode) after finding herself in an all woman band

Simpsons did it

You're going to be receiving all of our "hipsters" IE faggots, trannies and arts majors.
I'm real glad they're leaving the state, I don't care if they fuck up yours as long as they get out of mine

>Lisa starts to dress like a boy and considers getting a sex change to become a boy after facing "misogyny" over one of her school projects
Other than the sex change part this already happened

>Sup Forums

Do the women in Montana have cutie accents?

I'm a blue-blooded hippy dippy nu-male hoping to move one and and ruin one of the few remaining white, god fearing, salt of the earth communities.

The Simpsons Age and Grow Old

>Marge and Homer stop having sex so Marge can focus on the kids. Homer becomes a more productive worker due to not having sex

wasnt that the plot of a malcom in the middle episode?

The simpsons accidentally create a good episode

no fucking way

DRUMPF IS STUPID

California is too far gone to save. Your filth must be quarantined to protect the rest of the country.

youtube.com/watch?v=lwPs2WlNono

this happened, sorta
it was a catch me if you can parody where bart&lisa chased marge&homer across the country/world for an entire episode

Bart gets a suprise when he gets an A on a test. Lisa gets jealous.

>Marge buys a new onesie for maggie
>it has a cinch cord on it which gets caught and chokes her to death

incredible

Main plot:
> Bart starts dealing illegal drugs without knowing what they really are, Homer finds out and is torn by the amount of money bart is making and how wrong it is to sell drugs. An altercation with another drug dealer leaves bart horribly scarred on his butt and they both realise it's time to quit.

Sub plot:
> Marge finds Grandpa Abe Simpsons youtube page where he does ASMR ramblings, she finds herself sexually attracted to his quiet voice and is torn by the emotions she feels. It clears itself up because the only reason Abe is talking quietly is because of a sore throat which clears itself up. She immediately becomes disgusted by his voice. Small callback at the end of the episode where she asks Homer to talk softly while fucking.

The funny thing about that episode is that the ending is surprisingly problematic
Lisa pretends to be a boy so that they'll keep teaching her maths. At the big reveal, Bart points out that she only excelled by acting like a boy at which point she hurls something (a trophy?) at him angrily basically confirming that she's become more masculine in the process

>Bart starts crossdressing with a help from Lisa
>Girls from the school accepts "Bartina" as one their own
>Homor finds out and throws a hissy fit
>Lisa and Marge defends Barts new "lifestyle"
>Homer finally accpets Bart
>Episode ends with a huge crossdressing party at the elementary

Guest starring Bailey Jay and Gigi Gorgeus

>Crossdressing and Transgenderism on the Simpsons
>nisces about wearing
dresses during his fraternity days. (Authoress’ note: At the beginning of
this episode, Bart writes “I am not a 32-year-old woman.” Now, if writing
something on the blackboard is punishment for something he said or did, then we
must assume that at some point Bart claimed to be a woman


Yes, there's people so retarded they take this as a sign bart is transgender. Never mind the fact his voice actor is a 32 year old woman (at that point)

Yes. They both become happier/ less agitated and better at their jobs. I think Hal gets a promotion or something.

simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Kamp_Krustier
>it's real

>Master DeTrolio, my Arch Nemesis

Simpsons does a hilarious whole episode reference to Schindlers List.

Bart is nice to Maggie
Antics ensue.
Catch: It's funny.

>Homer discovers that he inherited Sneed's shop because whatever and he finds out that Chuck was kept as a sexslave in the basement all along.
subplot:
>Bart is suddenly very skilled in a sport/art/quantum physics...

I'm 2 and a half minutes in
First things first, someone needs to webm bart setting the tennis court on fire and killing those kids
>yes that happened
>no, it wasn't a dream sequence or alternate reality

second, why have they retconned the entire ending of the original episode?

Finished the episode
So the plot was literally
>omg traumatic experiences! let's solve this in 20 minutes and pretend like this wouldn't carry through to adulthood
>oh, turns out traumatic experience didn't even happen
And homer and marge was literally
>marge: "homer's pretty much perfect, smarter and earning more money when we don't have sex. But I'm kinda horny so I'm gonna nag at him until he gives in"
>next episode, marge:"dammit homer, why are you so stupid? XD"

that's something that'll happen if the show doesn't end soon

>home watches storage wars and decides to try it himself
>buys a locker for 1,000 dollars
>it turns out to be his father's and it's filled with gay porno and womens clothing

oh wait

youtube.com/watch?v=lwPs2WlNono

>Marge becomes some sort of beauty guru as her hairstyle finally becomes popular
>She does shows on their version of You Tube and gains tons of followers and admirers
>Homer gets jealous of Marges newfound fame and selfishness and vanity
>Starts his own channel like keemstar "exposing" Marge

>bart becomes a professional streamer
nothing else, that's the whole episode

nigger neighbors move next door to the simpson

...

what's crazy is that even though Abe doesn't turn out to be gay I could 100 percent believe at this point that the entire episode was just about dealing with grandpa being gay.

Homer molests maggie

Lisa and bart know but are being molested by marge.

Bart kills santas little help, lisa kills the snowball, they become the baddest serial killer duo to ever exist, starting by going natural born killers on homer and marge.

They never get caught.

That's actually quite funny

Bart is molested, Marge counsels him through the next few months before his inevitable suicide.

Homer and Lisa go to Arkansas in search of the world's greatest fried chicken.

>Krusty attempts to re-brand himself with an ICP-style image & persona but comes into conflict with [guest stars] Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope.

>Flanders becomes a celebrity televangelist, amassing a nationwide following, until a scandal demolishes his empire.

>Bart is pulled into the world of bronies (or whatever it is those people go apeshit over now) by some of the other boys at school.

How does the episode go after this scene?

Bart identifies as a girl and gets passed around by jimbo, nelson, and milhouse mussolini van houten

>Bumblebee Man gets deported
>Lisa, never questioning why he gets deported, travels to Mexico with an activist group to smuggle him back
>Homer is transferred to Burns new private security force to patrol the border wall
>Homer and Lisa encounter each other at the wall
>Lisa convinces Homer to let her and her group go
>They get back into the US, Burns private security group gets fired for being ineffective
>Bumblebee Man ends up raping Lisa repeatedly
>Homer is laid off at the power plant and has to train his replacement, who is an illegal immigrant
>Marge kills herself and Bart is run over by a lost Asian driver taking a detour through the school in his truck
>Roll credits

Every character makes a human centipede, but with buttfucking instead of shitipiing.

Con man comes to Springfield and sells a poorly-constructed monorail to the town. Homer is the monorail conductor. Guest star Leonard Nemoy, from Star Trek, remember!?

>yfw ICP is already in an episode

>13 years ago

time has passed m8. the show's cancellation is about 19 years overdue

>Episode is about Bart playing with a toy that was extremely popular a year before the episode aired but is one day nowhere near as popular

They take a trip to Britain and try riding one of their historic steam railways thinking it will be boring, but end up loving and go full [s]autisim[/s] Brit and become obsessed with steam trains.

We start with Homer being ultra-misogynist. He savagely beats Marge for over 90 seconds of uninterrupted screen time, causing no actual injuries but she has bandages on until the ending. He calls Lisa a worthless burden, ties her legs together and locks her in the basement.

Marge protests, so Homer gets out "the family gun" and keeps it trained on her. He puts her in a cage near the bed as he goes to sleep each night as a recurring gag. Bart starts behaving like his father, causing touble with Mrs.Krabapple (note: replace dead voice actress. Maybe that Twilight girl?). Lisa manages to get an iPhone7, she calls 9-1-1 immediately but Wiggum calls her a crazy broad and blocks the number.

Lisa uses the iPhone7's 4G wireless capabilities to go on Facebook.com where she posts a plea for help. Nicki Minaj finds out and heads to Springfield with a team of lady commandos who show off their strength by comically breaking durable stuff with their bare hands. They drive to Springfield in some kind of solar-powered pink APC with "Nicki~~" written on the side in black&red.. Homer tries to shoot them but misses comically and is kicked in the dick by Nicki Minaj. Marge then kicks his butt and Nicki says something like "you go girl!"

They release Lisa and she asks where Bart is, so they go to the school. Homer protests but Nick kicks his dick again and points his gun at him. All of them arrive just as Bart slaps Krabapple's ass and calls her a "doll", so she removes his pants and slaps his bare ass in front of the entire school, calling him an "action figure". The simpsons family&Nicki are there and everyone except Homer is laughing at Bart.

Bart goes over to them, ashamed. Him and Homer say something like "I can't believe women hurt us!" And Nicki calmly explains that "he was hurting them in the same way". Homer and Bart say something like "ohhh now I get it" and sound really stupid. The episode ends with a Nicki Minaj song playing as all the characters are dancing.

Who the fuck is the genius that decided to have The Simpsons cash in on the hottest trend of the moment knowing full well episodes take a year to be made so they always end up falling flat and outdated? Fully expect a Pokemon Go episode this season

They partially cashed in on Go by editing an older episode.

>As Lisa starts gaining weight as her metabolism slows, Adele comes to Springfield and helps her with her self-confidence with the power of song

the latest episode was about SJW destroying yale with their shit so mr burns makes his own college that homer teaches at

>mr burns says fellow to some guy
>he gets mad and calls him worse than hitler

>too late for flattery

simpsons had an episode where they told america to stop being fat

>Marge insists that Homer joins a weight-control group, but the one Homer joins is run by Albert, an obese man who is confined to an mobility scooter. Albert teaches Homer that being fat is beautiful. Soon, Albert, Homer, and the rest of the group protest a fashion store but they are arrested.

>Marge later points out that Albert can't walk, but Albert attempts to prover her wrong. However, when he gets off of his scooter, he gets a heart attack and dies. At Albert's funeral, Homer reads his obituary and learns that Albert was only 23 years old. Homer then pleads for the obese to lose weight, and he turns to a yo-yo diet, which shows drastic changes to his body.

Has Homer discovered memes yet? If not, Homer discovers memes

Homer needs money. Bart gets aroused by Lisa. Homer sells the videos online.

A new Anime sweeps the nation but Springfield is fairly oblivious to it and so they begin to think that the USA has been infiltrated by dirty Japs

>Bart thinks he might be transgender
>Starts walking around in Lisa's clothes
>Nelson lures him into an alley
>Bart gets PTSD
>Goes to grandpa
>Grandpa tells him of that time the JAPS molested him and how how started crossdressing afterwards to deal with the shame
>Bart says that doesn't make sense
>Grampa slaps him and tells him to put on the dress and sit on his lap.

i would

homer dies of a stroke

entire episode is about how the family copes with the change, including a 1 year later fast-forward

it's a 1 hour special

series finale

Homer is all like "nope nope nope, not gonna deal with this."

>Lisa finds out the Simpsons have royal blood and starts acting stuck up but then realizes they were just the royal potato peelers
>Moe runs a beauty salon out of his bar to get more customers

>millhouse calls lisa a cunt after being treated like shit again
>she runs away and tells everyone she got raped
>the town is outraged and gather at his house to lynch him
>emma Watson arrives and gives a 25min monologue about the importance of feminism
>drags millhouse out of his room and behead him
>emma looks directly to the camera
>-this is your life now
>episode wins all possible awards

>lisa discovers reddit and becomes so popular she gets her own sub
>bart gets jealous and goes to Sup Forums to become a tripfag
>start of the Sup Forums/reddit wars
>they reconcile after millhouse becomes a meme

You're right
10th season was lame already

>> Bart starts dealing illegal drugs without knowing what they really are,

Bobby Hill made drugs on KOTH

i can see it

10/10

turns out he was a ric flair styled heel wrestler and partners up with Bart who then gets too violent with it so Abe stops in order to stop Bart from getting even worse

some shit like that

Simpsons extended family ends up on Skull Island in a vacation destination mixup. Homer and Kong strike up a friendship based on their love of eating. Lisa makes friends with Skullcrawlers when she gives a small skullcrawler a much needed bath and shampoo. Turns out they just want to be clean. Bart admires Samuel Jackson and starts saying "motherfucker" a lot, upsetting Marge. Selma Bouvier kidnaps and rapes Tom Hiddleston. Lisa leads her herd of skullscrawlers in a battle against Bart and Samuel Jackson.

I saw Skull Island tonight. It was ok.

Marge accidently takes Santa's Little Helpers knot and starts to make it a habit. Bart starts to browse Reddit after watching Rick and Morty once.

Moe becomes a bodybuilder and starts selling low calorie beer, leading homer and carl to start their own pub
Meanwhile bart bets on greyhound racing