His country ISN'T Iceland

>His country ISN'T Iceland

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LMAO-ING @ YOUR LIFE

pls how can i become an Icelandic citizen?

>be Icelandic
>live in a developed, safe, stable country with a high quality of life and government that works for the people

>have lots of ice
>have lots of land
>still not Iceland

>With a system that holds people accountable for corruption

hey

fucking kill yourself whore

>his country's population literally increases 5x due to tourists every summer
>he has to deal with hordes of chink subhumans and british stag dos
>the only thing keeping his economy afloat is cheap airfare and $30 hotdogs

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>His country isn't Norway

sorry m8, unfamiliar with the reference

youtube.com/watch?v=4LfJnj66HVQ

ICELAND
HAS
NEVER
LOST
A
WAR

don’t forget
>his country’s vulnerable ecosystems are being decimated by tourists shitting in the woods and going off-road
fucking get out already

>shitting in the woods
don't you only have like one forest?

delet this it’s a figure of speech

you should be nuked

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> BE ICELANDISH PRESIDENT
> STASH MONEY IN PANAMA
> GET BTFO
how will icecucks ever recover??

>his country is irrelevant aside from tourism where you lick our foreign boots so we spend money in your godforsaken hellhole

But at least you're white(due to inbreeding).

>he is a sister-fucking hipster viking pedophile
>he's proud of it

I really enjoy your threads iceanon. They all have a lighthearted yet intelligent sense of humour.

>sister-fucking pedophile
>a bad thing

hipster-viking is the worst part though

I have to agree with that.

>wake up
>start puking blood and crying the second my body realizes that i wasn't born in iceland and starts rejecting reality

YWN be Icelandic and attend something like this in person
youtube.com/watch?v=5yHsmZy-YS8
Why live

COME HOME ICE MAN

>Be Panamanian
>Stash money in Panama by default


Fucking criminals!!
Also it was the prime minister that had an account in the british virgin islands

ur pic's my OC

>suddenly realise my country is not Iceland
>panic
>remember that I am actually Greek and not a snownigger subhuman
everything went MUCH better than expected tbqh

Pay debnts

you first

finished already icelandmonitor.mbl.is/news/news/2015/10/09/iceland_completes_pay_back_of_imf_loan/

theguardian.com/business/2016/jan/13/britain-has-been-fully-reimbursed-for-icesave-bank-collapse-iceland-says

worldfinance.com/infrastructure-investment/government-policy/failing-banks-winning-economy-the-truth-about-icelands-recovery

now you :)

wrong
you haven't paid the Inferiority Tax in which every inferior person (non-Greek) has to pay 10 septillions of their own currency to the superior (Greek) whose appearance has graced the inferior

pay denbts

oh my

my anchestor :)
youtu.be/4uJynjbE0JQ

i know this feeling

Yeah, but where is the diversity?

>ice
Checked
>land
Checked

how bout i jizz on your face 10 septillion times ya fat wog

Whats so great about being a snownigger living on a desolate rock?

>woods
>Iceland
I've seen your "forest", no such thing.

>His country is LITERALLY Norway Jr.