Weaponized perro cacas edition
next week we have
> Last pre-qualifying round (both legs)
Wanderers-Tachira
Banfield-Nacional
Vasco da Gama-Wilstermann
Olimpia-Guarani
> Copa Sudamericana debut
Sp.Luqueño (PAR) - Dep.Cuenca (ECU)
UTC (PER) - Rampla Juniors (URU)
Zamora (VEN) - Colon (ARG)
Nacional (PAR) - Mineros (VEN)
U.Española (CHI) - Sp.Huancayo (PER)
Defensa (ARG) - ABerica (COL)
fuck cariocas
fuck narcoanal
fuck field of ban
P L A T E N S E
What game are you watching today lads? I've choosen the mighty olimpia vs guarani
fuck Noveletto
Olimpia-Shunior is where it is at
Man now I look like a retard I knew it was vs junior but the op threw me off
are BR's barely discovering dadrock?
Yup. I love Deep Purple and Saxon, for example.
Based Brasil
Dadrock has always been popular round these parts, all those bands play for 50k+ crowds around here
lel, i didn't even realize you said olimpia-guarani
based autisto
Breaking news from el escritorio:
>Conmebol authorizes Fla x River to be transferred, "exclusively for this match", from Maracanã to the Vulture's Island, which has lego stands
kek
But this is because the game will be behind closed doors. Also, I've been there last season and its fucking awful
>your club will never reform a rented stadium just to lose money every time they play there
feels good
> that tackle
lel
Why?
This is the ideal make body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
JORGE
Do not doubt the power of Donofrio
Plata is pure shit lel
Tachira fans are just immigrants right?
si en yurop están dormidos y los costumers gringos prefieren la Champions por qué no hablamos en español como en lat?
>como en lat?
That's why
So, you only speaks english for 12 hours or what?
I'd rather use english
Porque después no podes filtrar posts como estos
English is more neutral, so not gay shit
Their futbol players are like our baseball payers
This. Even though the transition between portugues and Spanish is relatively easy, using English as lingua franca makes things smoother and leaves slang/modismos aside
I rather stick to english and use spanish memes every now and then
Is this Santa Fe B team or are Tachira just that capable?
Because of our amigos do brasiu
Also a full thread in Spanish would be deleted outside of int
Santa Fe is just shit.
Is their A team, they just really had bad luck with transfers this season
>bad luck
OY VEY
Are you ready for the Memeb owl next week?
Planes beat boats, it's already over.
JORGE
O
R
G
E
> soon
cuz ur a bunch of literal faggots posting homosexual anime porn 24/7
you have to go back and don't come back
Meh, Santa Fe-Tachira is shit, it seems like the bolivian clash may be more interesting right now
Why the scoreboard doesn't show the red cards anymore? Didn't they show them last year or am I just thinking about the Brazilian streams?
Some posters were getting banned because of that. Be careful lads.
FIREWORKS
IT'S HAPPENING
Did someone catch that on a stream? That replay was K I N O af
SUSPENSION IMMINENT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJAJ
>that empty metropolitano
> mfw
...
Why are Junior fans using elephant masks?
Marimondas, penis jokes, carnaval stuff
Because Carnaval
CHOKING ALERT: Petrolero is one goal away from eliminating Jorgito
What happened?
Oh shit
O. Petrolero 2x2 JORGE
If petrolero scores one more, they eliminate jorgito by away goals.
chimpout on the stands
btw sorry about the bad post i deleted, the radio is this one tunein.com
should i listen to a Barranquilla radio or an Asuncion one?
Based bambino Pons on Fox.
>Barranquilla radio
Please no, they are full of cancer and ads, and i'm from there
>+5'
JORGEEE
SIETE (7) MINUTOS
There's a perro caca in the Jorgito stadium
MANO
O TIME CHAMA JORGE
alright, Radio Uno of Asuncion will be
emisoras.com.py
PERRO SPOTTED AT JORGE'S STADIUM!!!
the absolute maddog
OH SHIT, I DONT KNOW WHO TO SUPPORT ON THIS ENDING
PERRO JORGE
>perro - welcome to jorge wilsterman - goals and skills - 2018
Is timewasting the biggest tradition of south american football?
Perro saved Jorge
Say something nice about it
Jorgito survives
Guys
GUYS
WHAT IF JORGE ELIMINATES VASCO
MANO
O TIME
SE CHAMA
JORGE
O
R
G
E
Vamo olimpia
...
Post Rochas
too early, wait i'm suffering over Olimpia's defense
fucking hell
mano, eu...
Guander quedo eliminado porteño salame
>Implying
Junior defense is pure shit
well both defenses are shit. nice
this is the football we want for the future
GOOOL
Otalvaro que te atropelle el 27 por favor
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL DE MI JUNIOR
>you now remember otalvaro
Hi eric
Faster than I expected.
Remove off sides please
esto es culpa de trovato
Azcona is on the bench btw
Fuck this shit
This reff
GOL
GOL HIJO DE PUTA
EN TU CARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA