Did you realize that there are almost no video games which take place in France ?

Did you realize that there are almost no video games which take place in France ?
USA, Japan, Italy, UK, Russia , ok.
Even French devs like Ubisoft don't make games in France. There is AC unity's but that normal, they almost out all the countries in the world for this license and France has the best interesting history.
Otherwise the Saboteur made by non French but that's it.

Why ? We have beautiful landscape, best history, best mainland. Just why ?

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Because French people are insufferable cunts and don't deserve attention.

You proved in one phrase that this point isn't valid since there's game in taking place in the usa

sly 2 takes place in paris

Most video games revolve around destruction and France is too beautiful to destroy.
You guys were 100% right in surrendering to Germany.

Mais ta gueule putain.

La vérité est difficile à encaisser.

BF3 nuke mission takes place in france

That's just no true.

Assassins creed, plenty of war games...

I know that there is Onimusha 3 and Remember Me off the top of my head. Also most WW2 games for obvious reasons.

Men of War
Frog tanks are a bitch to fight for Kraut PzI or PzII.

Sly 2 was the GOAT along with ratchet 3 and jak 1, good times

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Rhythm Thief
Shadow of the Templars
one level in Deus Ex
that one Layton ripoff

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less games take place in Australia.
none at all in New Zealand.
poor sheep shaggers.

Medal or Honor Underground was the shit

>none at all in New Zealand.

Lord of the rings.
Even if it's technically the Middle Earth it is still New Zealand in reality.

Also :
French Ops : Rainbow Warrior edition

kek unironically the first thing i thought of

also the hostage mission

sure is fun to be famous because of terrorism

several medal of honor take place in france

why is there no 30y war game?

cod1

>Did you realize that there are almost no video games which take place in France ?

what should a game be about in rural france outside Paris?

World In Conflict has a European Campagin

Cod 2 too.

why is there no reconquista game where you can slaughter mudslimes?

Wrong

Bf1

It just isn't interesting.

All you have is the ezio assasin creed’s and Rome total war

I want a GTA in Paris. With it's large third world population, it can now compare to American cities in terms of crime

I mean One's that put heavy emphasize on france or take place in them theres like few i could think of immediately.

>That shitty assassins creed game
>Napoleon total war.

every ww2 game has the iconic french countryside with the bocage

Is that remember me ? it was a shitty game.

I'm not saying we are much better (we are tough)

Pokémon X and Pokémon Y

CSGO, there are French units in italian maps

This game is amazing.

How do you have best history? You lost history

Europa Universalis mate

Neither are from Finland, why is that? We have the best memes and best kossu

One map in Rainbow Six Siege is in Courchevel, France, if that counts.
The other French themed one is a French consulate in Cote d'Ivoire

Far Cry 2. It at least looks like France with all the niggers.

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Remember me

>the game so forgettable no one actually remembers it

At least Sweden got to star in the best RPG of all time.

90% of all ww2 games are set on France

Medieval 2 tho

That's strategy. It takes place hovering over Sweden.

Atlantis: The Lost Tales has a comfy stage set in Carnac
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Last level of Hitman Contracts and second level in Hitman Blood Money takes place in Paris

That's not true OP, sure there are less video games which happen in France than in the USA for obvious reasons.

Here's a non exhaustive list of games which happen in France

Uncharted Unity (Paris / the shit game of the saga)
Uncharted Rogue (Paris / awesome game)
Remember Me (Paris)
Uncharted 3 (Ardennes)
Some Medal of Honor (Brittany, Normandy, Provence from what I remember)
Some Splinter Cell
Syberia
Astérix (North of Brittany and some places in France)
Tomb Raider the Angel of Darkness (Paris / the shit of the saga though)
Driver 3 (Nice)
Hitman (Paris)
Sly Racoon

There's a Modern Warfare 2 or 3 mission in Paris. Eiffel Tower gets destroyed, lol

>Nothing but garbage

Meh. Wasn't there a stage set in Versailles in Castlevania Bloodlines?

Onimusha 3 featured Paris and Mont-Saint-Michel.
Hitman (2016) has a fictional Palais on the Ile St. Louis in Paris.

IIRC BF1 has amiens and other french map.
espcially amiens is my fav.

>what should a game be about in rural france outside Paris?
Nobody cares about France outside of Paris, not even the people who live there. If I were forced to create a concept for a game about rural France, I'd probably make it some kind of medieval village simulator where you play as a feudal lord or something. Imagine Sim City meets Grand Ages or something.

This would be a more military-centric expansion pack for that game.

>Paris
>Not Marseille

There are plenty of games taking place in France, even if they aren't about France or the french, like basically every WW2 and WW1 games

I imagine it would make a good game if Rockstar decides to develop GTA6: Paris starring ISIS terrorist

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I like maps in the coutryside like St Quentin or Soissons

Forza Horizon 2

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Lomething lomething, I precisely want a game in rural France with some old medieval villages. Like Uncharted or God Of War

Best game about killing Anglos.

Worst SRPG I've ever played.

>mamie burger
10/10 burger place 2bh, my favorite in Paris

What is your best, bro ?

X-COM, enemy unknown
More recently, FE Conquest Lunatic was top tier.

>Lomething lomething, I precisely want a game in rural France with some old medieval villages. Like Uncharted or God Of War

make some rpg where you hunt down this bear wolf thing you had a few centuries ago. that killed so many people

>I want a GTA in Paris.

No no, that would be boring. Another GTA London but this time in 3D would be better.

>GTA London
problem is. there are so many cameras in london, you will be on the wanted list all the time

Assassin's Creed Unity is set in 1789 Paris

Medal of Honor: Allied Assault has episodes in France

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Gign is in several games

It's 3
They even get gassed by some truck lmao

youtu.be/mJcyOLwUmyI
That was all of Europe though

Sweet! Now I kinda want to replay the game to see Frenchies and Anglos getting RUSSIAN'D

Pretty sure you do as well

Probably, but it's not in the game. Speaking of OP's topic, why isn't fucking Norway in any games? I want to play around in Oslo

BF3 had that one map in Paris. I loved driving a t90 through it and purposefully destroying as many buildings as I could.

You’re in a medieval 2 total war dlc
youtu.be/7prrx8Z5_4k

Remember Me and Saboteur take place in Paris.

*drop AT mines everywhere*

italy only has AC (like you) and latest battlefield because they needed mountain warfare

I found xcom 2 pretty bad. Valkeria chronicles would be in my top ten games of all time though

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