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Countdown edition

STL:Lance Lynn drawing interest from 7-8 teams
LA:Report: Darvish has received offer from Twins
ARZ:D'Backs talking short-term with J.D. Martinez
LA:Trouble? Yasiel Puig dumped by his agency
NYM:Mets, Todd Frazier finalize 2-year, $17M deal
NYY:Yankees acquire Russell Wilson from Rangers
STL:Orioles have 'checked out' Lynn, Cobb, others
BOS:Rays have checked in on FA Eduardo Nunez
ARZ:Report: J.D. Martinez 'fed up' with Red Sox
LAA:Lincecum to throw for teams next Thursday
MIN:Ervin Santana (hand surgery) out 10-12 weeks
BAL:Schoop, Orioles avoid arbitration at $8.5 mil

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youtube.com/watch?v=HASaoB6lNF8
youtube.com/watch?v=OFytHyd3L8Y
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>LAA:Lincecum to throw for teams next Thursday
Why is this an Angels thing?

Royals

Ohtani and Lincecum maybe

>stove is still cold
damn

WHERE IS HE GOING?

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>Richest team of all time
>Five consecutive division titles
>Faced perennial postseason choker in the WS
>Still at 0 rings since the Reagan era
>Rival fluked their way into 3 rings in 5 years

How is this possible?

I'll just leave this here.

Come home, Timmy

>WHERE IS HE GOING?
James Shields pothead

Big Time Timmy Jim > Big Game James

If Big Time Timmy Jim goes back to the Giants who now also have McCutchen, does that mean the even year meme magic will return?

Is it pitching if it's Shields?

Even I could pitch better than Shields.

What else could/would you do better than Shields?

Listen, I been to many many games and watched him in person agonzingly enough. From what I saw, I'm confident that the answer to your question is Everything.

It's over for Big Jim....

White Sox WC 2019 here we come. Led by me user. A. Anonson.

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But I clocked 58 in the pitching net. I'm positive I'm better than Shields. It's really hard not to be.

In fact I hate Shields so much that I would be willing to bet 1000 dollars that you take every single last poster on /mlb/, give them a ball and to the best of their abilities, they'll be better than Shields.

I have actually wanted to run down onto the field and take the ball away from him to show him how actual pitching looks like.

Give me the quick rundown on Anthony Recker.

White Sox Fans should be renamed to James Shields Survivors

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>82 ERA+
I thought the ERA+ scale only went up to 80?

Shields is just that bad

What’s a “fembutt”?

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uh, not at all
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adjusted_ERA+

I confused my stats. What's the lowest then?

Because you're a character in a shitty show that didn't sell out and include nudity.

White Sox suffering is the sweetest candy

Is it better than free beer in boystown?

Of course it's the sweetest because they're the most suffering team in the league
No other team has it as bad as they do

>only team in the league to have a down arrow and james shields

>a down arrow
Please fully describe the arrow when discussing the arrow.

Scott Caroll

>6.93 FIP

holy shit

Will anyone ever have as horrendous a season as 2010 Ryan Rowland-Smith? At least he has an excuse because he's Australian, but I mean come on.

James Shields

holy shit how

See

>ask how smith was so bad
>shieldspost response
You have become too obsessed with this meme

Is strike out every motherfucker in this thread

It's actually the second worst season by a pitcher (100 IP) in the expansion era.

fangraphs.com/leaders.aspx?pos=all&stats=pit&lg=all&qual=100&type=8&season=2017&month=0&season1=1961&ind=1&team=0&rost=0&age=0&filter=&players=0&sort=20,a

Is the first James Shields?

Phil Ortega
Shields isn't even in the top 20

What the fuck are the lifelongs on about then?

Then why are all the whos fans crying?

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>lifelong cusb fans
there you go
see above

you're not supposed to make the full size image the sexier one

see

A lifelong methinal fan appears.

Mariners fans should not have to deal with the suffering of watching Big Game Ryan Rowland-Smith.

If White Sox fans had to deal with the suffering of watching James Shields, why do Mariner's fans get an exception?

>24th worst pitcher vs 2nd worst
>suffering

lol james shields lol

>lifelong Cubs and Astros fans

>Being upset at fanbases that are more loyal than you are to your pathetic team.

>lifelongs
>loyal

>cubs and astros fans
>loyal
kek

Mad

james shields lol

I can see that you are
>lifelongs

Seething

I can see that you are seething yes
>lifelongs

Furious

The (You)'s keep coming and they don't stop coming, lifelongs are mad and they really are fuming
>lifelongs

Choleric

Hey now, you're a lifelong, watch your first game now, it's "ok"
>lifelongs

Fuming

christ on fire, we need something to fucking talk about

"All of the beer is free, you only have to give a huge kiss to me"
>lifelongs

MARINERS!

2010 Mariners were pretty fun, even with RRS

who Atlantic League here

>LA:Report: Darvish has received offer from Twins

GOD DAMN IT

believe in broo darvish

Adam Dunn was awesome

>He looked like he took dog-roids
>It seemed like all he did was walk, strike out, and hit big meaty dingers, leading the way for similar players like Aaron Judge
>His fielding was Soriano levels of terrible

Las Vegas came out with this today. Who are you betting on to be over/under?

I want him to sign with The Cubs.

There's no way the Marlins don't have at least 100 losses this season.

youtube.com/watch?v=HASaoB6lNF8

Incensed

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not a dynasty

i'd take the over on nyy, under on cle, under on sea, over on phi, over on cin, and over on col

youtube.com/watch?v=OFytHyd3L8Y
Emphatic announcing and police horseplay

Indians over
Tigers under
Twins under
Angels over
Marlins under
Cubs under
Brewers over
Giants under

>not a dynasty
Is that a blond Anthony Recker?

you tell me

That's Recker in drag. The leaf is a fag.

>you tell me
The shape is Reckerian but Recker looks spic-like. What do you think?

its definitely worth investigating

Over
rays
indians
stros
nats
broors
dodgers
Under
os
tigers
whosox
mest

Domingo Santana is my low-key MVP candidate in 2018. I rate his bat over Yelich's and Cain's.
The Methinals are trash and I Matheny is an awful manager.

What happened to Eric Thames?

>its definitely worth investigating
Based on this pic Recker is definitely shapelier than her.

Yankees: Over 93.5
Red Sox: Under 91.5
Blue Jays: Under 81.5
Orioles: Over 77.5
Rays: Over 76.5

Indians: Under 93.5
Twins: Over 82.5
Royals: Under 76.5
White Sox: Over 68.5
Tigers: Under 68.5

Astros: Over 96.5
Angels: Over 84.5
Mariners: Under 81.5
Rangers: WAY WAY WAY under 78.5
Athletics: Over 74.5

Nationals: Over 91.5
Mets: Over 80.5
Phillies: Over 74.5
Braves: Under 73.5
Marlins: Under 64.5

Cubs: Over 93.5
Cardinals: Under 84.5
Brewers: Over 81.5
Pirates: Under 76.5
Reds: Over 71.5

Dodgers: Under 95.5
Diamondbacks: Under 86.5
Rockies: Over 82.5
Giants: Over 81.5
Padres: Over 69.5