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02/10 - UFC 221: Romero vs. Rockhold - 10pm ET
02/14 - Alaska FC 137: - 11:59pm ET
02/16 - ACB 80: Tumenov vs. Berkhamov - 11am ET
02/16 - GLORY 50: SuperFight Series - 7:30pm ET
02/16 - Titan FC 48: Torres vs Orellano - 8pm ET
02/16 - LFA 33: Willis vs Stewart - 9pm ET
02/16 - Bellator 194: Mitrione vs. Nelson II - 9pm ET
02/17 - Polaris Pro: Polaris 6 - 1:30pm ET
02/17 - EBI 15: The Featherweights - 9pm ET
02/18 - UFC Fight Night 126: Cowboy vs. Medeiros - 10pm ET

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I just don't care that much about Cockhold, I only want to watch if Hunto is on a lot

>Are the embeddeds good so far?
There are none

Stipe Bless, fuck blacks and latinos. Send all of your white energy to Rockhold.

i'll send my mistery meat energy to my hispanic brethren and catholic brother Yoel

i like stipe, he's a cool dude

Are you thick? As they'd say in Europe

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*jabs and shoots a single leg*
*falls into half-guard*
*effortlessly transitions to full mount*

You've got about 3, maybe 5 seconds before I pound your skull so hard you forget the names and faces of everyone you've ever loved.

Any last words?

Rockhold is a degenerate Californian. He isn't worthy of a man of God like Yoel

stipe is a slav you goof. man whitebois are pathetic.

Why so dead?

>WMMA 5 and UFC 3 releasing almost at the same time

it's like they're trying to kill me. Also Conor has 3 months to live,it seems.

Wtf am I watching on fightpass. This Roy Jones junior card. Is this boxing, kickboxing, or MMA?

>Brock gets actually knee'd in the head while downed
>Punches the guy back for real

youtube.com/watch?v=R12L6KuFiTw

get back to your containment board nerd

Deals with an MMA fighter dumb faggot

Boxing and MMA

>Thiago Silva/OSP over Diaz
>8 main card fights
>Allowing DJ to lose
>Resigning Murr

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kys

link to the Modern Warriors mod pls

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So they are getting more excited because there is real fighting happening? Why don't thy just watch actual fights then?

Read the comments, most don't think much of it, one person even wrote how it didn't matter since he was wearing gloves

WWE fans are literally brainwashed into what real fighting is

gunna try to find some wmma camel toe on instagram, I would appreciate some helpers. NO Polish chicks though

Because they are devolved spergs that are even worse than mmanlets

i usually do 5-7 fights on the main card,it's just supposed to be a bigger card than usual.
mighty mouse isn't doing too badly after his loss.

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boxing is boring as fuck

>tfw not samoan or maori so i can't get cool tattoos

feels bad lads

not much toe action but look how qt jamie moyle is next to disgusting cynthia

Yesterday was...one of those days

I like Max Holloways tattoos.

You can get cool tattoos just not the patterned stuff Maoris get

right > all

i love Claudia!

nice piano keys

Get a life you worthless sorry piece of shit

I mean you could still get them right?

damn

Sorry you have shit taste buddeh

Last words: "heh you're good. But not good enough."
*ezekiel chokes you from bottom mount*

The crowd roars, your mother cries, and your corner leaves the stadium in embarrassment.

>ywn ice down clawja's vagina after 5 hard rounds

You can still get a whiteboi tattoo

How do you mean?

Why would he do this?
Do Vaginas get hot during sport?
What is the purpose of this?

Who is our guy, Rockhold or Romero?

All genitals, haven't you ever been swimming and it feels so much colder on your genitals? If you're tired cold water on the genitals will wake you up.

Durability is the most important thing for a fighting career long term

Obviously Romero.
Luke is autistic and unlikeable.

>Luke is autistic and unlikeable

Then luke must be /ourguy/

Luke is Sup Forums if Sup Forums was a 6'3" Chad from a rich Californian family

Does Darren Elkins have the most solid chin in his division?

What a perv

who's watching the roy jones jr thing on fight pass?

Reminder that God Perma-heemed Whittaker to give Yoel this opportunity. Bet the house on the soldier of God

Why not?

I am. Hopefully they get to the MMA soon because boxing is boring as fuck.

I mean you can, but mark hunt would probably heem you for being a poser

Me

I have a Tonga tattoo and I'm white.

Chris Lilley is literally the GOAT.

Races I cheer for
>Aryan
>Anglo-Saxon
>Slavs
>Maori
>Korean
>Japanese

boxer tries mma?

May the Steep bless you brother

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I'm pretty evenly split, desu. Favoring Yoelito slightly though because while I like Luke, he's a bit of a salty douche at times. Besides, it'd be cool to see Yoel get a belt

He was just a can

hate to see this kinds of fighters. He looked very focused in the walkout and no doubt has big dreams.
Soul crushing to see how incompetent he is

Tommy gun is fighting for a sandwich

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Is Elkins like actually retarded? Look at his retarded fuckin face.

now that's a bunda i can get behind!

Super fancy BJJ gym near me is $125 a month. Brown belt instructor, gracie brand, seems like a real top of the line place as far as cleanliness and such goes.

Why are martial arts so god damn expensive

T H I C C

jesus christ

that's probably the biggest upset i've seen in this game

>Brown belt instructor

McDojo

Burt Watson has cancer

150 near me. 150 a month, 150 for signup. Annual contract.

2 reasons:
1) your instructor has likely dedicated close to a decade of effort, including likely injury, to accrue their level of technical ability. they deserve at least modest compensation, like any other teacher.
2) insurance agencies are fucking cunts

He'd beat your faggot leaf ass

If Yoel isn't 100% your guy, promptly return to reddit.

5th Amendment

You confused arrogant with autistic. Don't worry, it's something autistic people are prone to do.

If you walk into a gym and beat the instructor legally you now own the gym.

Holly can't compete

Not necessarily, some areas don't have access to many black belts. When I first started trane, my coach was a purple belt. BJJ blackbelts were very rare in the US back then, and still are in some areas.

A brown belt is more than qualified to teach beginners and intermediate, and he'll probably be black belt by the time user gets a stripe or two on his blue.

It sucks, but $125 is pretty low by US BJJ prices. It's still a lot of money, I know. I wish BJJ was more affordable.

I know everyone likes to throw 189er around. But as mandrama fan is 189 the Wrestlemania 17 of MMA. Basically 17 is considered the GOAT. Everything on there was entertaining.
Everything at UFC 189 was good.

>the rise of No Dad
>Cathal Pendred finally getting what he deserved
>dat fucking Almeida Pickett fight
>Brandon Thatch meme finally ended
>Robbie vs Rory 2
>Chad vs Conor
>those entrances for the main event
>that cool light thing they used for the octagon

Holly lost to the future 125 champion and is now staying at 145. The absolute state of her career. If not fir how terrible Ronda was, she would be the ultimate can

Holly is literally disgusting, probably stinks too

>is 189 the Wrestlemania 17 of MMA

bruv, a purple belt can be a solid instructor for novices. as someone who studied almost a decade in "traditional" japanese martial arts, a bjj purple belt is roughly equal to a karate or tkd first dan in skill (relative to their art, obviously a jiu jitsu guy would have the advantage) and time spent training. i spent 6 years of training 2-5x a week before i got my black belt in karate, and to go from white to purple belt (from what i hear) usually takes about 4-6 years. and purple to brown takes another 2-4 probably, so if someone joins a professor program after 5 years and gets their brown belt after another 2, they would imo have a right to teach at a school at least at an assistant professor spot.

189 is basically the dark souls of ufc

>Imagine being this stupid

UFC 199 is the Dark Souls of UFC

They're really pushing Dern. Has no one told them she can't fight for shit?

Maybe he is from LA or NYC where there are ten black belts on the mat at any given time. If so, I can see why he'd think that. Myself, I only get to train with a black belt once a week or so.

Doesn't really matter in WMMA. She has thick thighs and big tiddies, so she is alright in my book. Even though her fake Brazilian accent is weird as fuck.

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How mad does this song make you?

That DMX ruined his career? Very.

Cocaine is a helluva drug.