/curl/ - Olympic Curling General

Mixed Doubles Competition

Today's remaining matches:

USA v. Korea
Canada v. Finland
China v. Olympic Athletes from Russia
Switzerland v. Norway

Tomorrow's schedule:

>Round Robin Session 5, 7:05 P.M ET
China v. USA
Korea v. Olympic Athletes from Russia
Canada v. Switzerland
Norway v. Finland

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link to stream please

im gonna make some kraft dinner, when i come back we better be winning

The korean girl is seriously such a qtpie

nbcolympics.com

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks so. What's her name?

>"Sport" for the priviledged and whities only
This shit belongs on

man this sport looks hard

That's nearly all the sports in the winter olympics

too many curling qts, not sure which to pick

it's one of the cheapest sport to play in the winter Olympics

>only hand egg and niggerball are sports

It takes intelligence and integrity, you wouldn't understand

>Korea throws the US a gift
>fat fuck throws it right back

Fuck this team.

Jesus, why are all the dudes so fat?

man the american team looks so fucking american

How is he so accurate? Holy shit.

I used up my 30 mins on nbc. Why the fuck are they still trying to get people to buy cable packages nowadays? Locking a fucking stream behind cable packages is bullshit, no one but old people are buying that shit and now plenty of people in the US can't even watch a fucking worldwide event

played curling once, GREAT sport

Matt "The Mouthbreather" Hamilton

they're from wiscaaaaaansin, and they look it.

Anyone have a non-NBC stream?

3-1

A sport is a sport, faggot.

USA literally looks like they're from the trailer park so fuck 'em

Korean qtpie > USA fat fucks

That's what you get for allowing a cable company (Time Warner) to buy a free-to-air broadcaster (NBC).

cricfree dot tv

I bought a month of a UK VPN, but I'm still waiting for it to be set up :(

It's really fucking difficult. I'm hopeless at it.

It's one of the cheapest sports at the games, all you need is a broom and a pair of shoes/slip on slider since rinks will already have stones to play with.

The /fa/lympics.

Russia's Anastasia is best hands down.

...

These kike monopolies need to be dismantled.

Just give in and pay up the 10 dollars to directTV NOW. No regrets.

what the hell is this swiss team doing

how are they 3-0

The problem he has now is to find somebody who has all that stuff and then steal it from them

Where's the Sup Forums olympics discord?

Fuck off.

lmao why is the chinese guy yelling oh wait in english

Fucking this. But I'm our regulators are corporate cucks who will never stop these fucking gigantic mergers.

kindly leave

How come they sometimes stop brushing? And how is this guy so good at reading momentum?

We fucking suck bros

so does the sweeping change direction or just make it slide further

>discord
unironically kill yourself

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

Okay you fucking Leaf, let me go find a "Curling Center" here in Los Angeles where me and my homies can play.

Do you get extra points if your country doesn't have a government?

Congress shut us down again.

It makes the stone curl less and move straighter.

I'm new to curling
does yelling "ПOДMETATЬ!" help improve your performance?

the don't have ice rinks in LA?

These fat fucks need to get it together. These Koreans came to play.

Unironically losing to Korea. Fucking hell.

Korea absolutely dominating kek

USA BTFO

Seriously? It's not even the weekend yet.

This Korean qts screaming is giving me a chub lads

They do that user is just retarded

How is USA getting raped by Worth Korea?

hollywoodcurling.wildapricot.org/

have fun

My buddy made this back in college in 2010 and it literally has never gotten old....

man these russians keep getting lucky wins

agreed but she's probably had like 8 plastic surgeries

Done. Have fun Carlos.
hollywoodcurling.wildapricot.org/

I like when Hyeji yells "솔!"

You need a special ice rink for curling, and most of our rinks are set up for hockey.

I don't think they have Curling leagues here, just small classes and demos. It's mostly stupid college kids that want to know the sport because of muh Lympics and then dissapear completely by March.

All the ice rinks are for figure skating and jr hockey leagues.

The absolute STATE of America.

Matthew 20:16

these Americans suck

The Koreans are living in the Hamilton's heads RENT FREE

zambonis exist, as long as the ice is freshly resurfaced you can play at any rink.

>44%

kys

finland getting crazy odds to beat this canada mixed team, MUST bet

How much do plane tickets to south korea cost?
I bet i could a better job than these fuck wits

>"Kaitlyn Help me"

"I am trying to rub it"

Culing is great

I wish Pete Fenson would leave the commentary booth and start playing again...at least he got us a bronze....

How do no pics of the korean girl not exist on the internet

Google giving me nothing

Was that a good shot?

What's the korean girl saying?

don't bother she needs to visit dr kim and get a jaw shave

But curling lanes are "pebbled," not smooth.

What's the Koreans' APM?

They're literally just chucking them down the ice and praying

Holy fuck USA this is embarrassing

get your fucking shit together.

Maybe she's participating to get the money for it.

These americans have zero communication
compared to the koreans

>A group of South Gate Cholos from LA become Curlers for the 2022 Winter Olympicd

>get blown out by the Swiss in the very last end
>mentally fall apart

ameericans doing so many meme shots

Kill yourself.

Put me in coach! I could do it better than these fatties.

Her name is Hyeji Jang

>these are America's best
Fucking end our Olympic curling team if this is all we can produce

4-1, pretty close call.

Brother and sister duo huh? I guess they are sucking in sync with each other

It's just ice prep, a hockey rink can easily be converted to curling overnight.

Probably better than your current team.

gatdammit kpg

is there anything more frustrating than watching a shit performance on a shit stream?

>rolled out
JUST
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