Character goes to bed

>character goes to bed
>doesn't kneel by bedside to say a prayer first

>character goes to bed
>doesn't eat pre-sleep meal

You mean second supper? I've always preferred it to second breakfast myself.

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>OP goes to bed
>alone

Will I get a qt zombie waifu if I do?

>character goes to bed
>doesn't kneel beside his 14ft tall satan statue to sacrifice younglings
>his lack of devotion has no effect in his life

zalgo boxxy is kawaii desu~

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Thank you /x/ for this gift

My waifu!! No Steal!

>character doesn't jack off before bedtime
>doesn't knell and pray with his cummy hands asking for forgiveness

>character goes to bed
>doesn't rip a huge fart, tuck his head under the sheets and take a big whiff

takes me out of the movie every time

>doesnt eat the cum off his hands to prove his worth

>character hangs up phone
>doesn't say bye first

>character says bye but waits for other person to hang up first

not you,
but i am,
but you dont.

>Character goes to bed
>Still has shoes on

>character goes to bed
>spends the next 7 hours remembering every fucked up and embarrassing moment of their life
P realistic desu

>character gets in bed with his gf
>it aint me starts playing

>character goes to bed
>doesn't let the radio or tv on avoiding to dive in his thoughts

>character goes to bed
>doesn't spend 10 minutes fantasizing about cuddling with his waifu in order to achieve a zen-like state

>character goes to bed
>spends the next 7 hours remembering every fucked up and embarrassing posts he made on Sup Forums that day

this and the people slamming the doors always triggers me in american movies.

>Character goes to bed
>Doesn't stay awake for hours just thinking about life and what he should've done different

>character closes eyes to sleep
>tears don't stream from his eyes as he weeps from loneliness

would you like to translate this page?

I'd like to translate those quads

>character goes to bed
>doesn't begin jacking off , but 30 seconds into it realizes everyone else is getting laid while hes in bed touching himself again so he begins to wonder where he went wrong in life and why his life is this embarrassing

haha what a loser

Not him but Sup Forums is pathetic , doesn't surprice me

It's otay user, we're all suffering here together

؜͖̮͓͖̻̥̖̹̜͍̥̮͚̰̼̜̰̬ͩ͛̂ͤ̓̊̕͞͡ ̨̢̛͔̱̮̪͈̮͙̣̫̝͔̙̊̎̒ͤͩ̐̈ͪͬ̓̑ͧ́̏c̸̢̧̨͓͙͈̱͎̿͛ͪͯ͋͆ͮ̂̄̓́̔̅̍͋͠a̶̢̻̰͕͍̪̦͍͎͓̦̾ͫͬ̏͌̀n̷̴̲̯̩͇̬͖̦̹̖͎̖͖̺̬̟͛̉̾̏̽̆͂̈̿'̵̤̭̖̺͓̻͉͖̼̖͓̜̫͗̌͆́͂̉̎̊̃̌̽̚͢t̮̫̗̮̺̹͔̙͈͑͗ͧ̋̾͐̄ ̨̛̫̹͉̰̃̾̄ͯ͆̎̕s̷̴̢̧̤̰̠͉͖̰̖̦̝̖̲̹̝̪̎̆ͧ͒̌͗̚͠ͅḽ̵̰̝̣̲̫ͦ̔͊ͦ͂ͮ̓͛ͣ͢͜e̸͎͇̺̟̝͔̓̾͆̏̅̉̕͝ͅẻ̡̡̞̪͎͇̪͕̟̌̒̋͆ͭ̒ͭ̄̚p̮̠̬͎͍͊̍͆͌̽͗̇̓ͨ̒͊̊̄͢

I don't remember the last time I went to bed without either of these happening.

All I want in life is somebody to hold at night.

l-location?

Bongistan.

>character shitposts on Sup Forums
>doesn't have a waifoo

i know right?

REEEEEEEEEE
GIB BACK CLAY REEEEEEEEE
I HOPE YOUR FOREVER ALONE FOR INFINITY PLUS ONE REEEEEE

Nah senpai soz.

who is this semen slut?

I always wait for the other person to hang up
sometimes it takes a second

we comin 4u
españa v. britain 2017

Murph

hm

Sure lad.

What did the redditor meme by this?

Yeah and I though americans where social people

It's understandable in movies, dialogue should not be extraneous, and every retard knows that.

I honestly don't know if Americans really do that in real life though but my guess is they don't.

>character shuts off light and go to bed
>it's still bright as fuck in the room so we can see what's happening

Exactly. You don't see movies where characters dwell in chit chat and superfluous dialog, at least not the good ones

"Hey! What's up? Oh nothing much...".

It adds nothing to the plot or character development, and every page of the script is one minute of screentime costing the writers precious time which they could use to get the story across.

You do see terrible dialog in TV shows only because the terrible writers who work for TV pad everything for length.

>character goes to bed
>doesn't cuddle his Taylor Swift body pillow