Winter Olympics General /og/ - Opening Ceremony Edition

>Opening Ceremony in about 3 bongs 30 bings

Curling finished for today.

previous Official Site with schedule
>olympic.org/

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>wife's boyfriend

is all the stuff they did earlier qualifying or practice or something
i havent watched

neither can someone clarify

fpbp

Moguls were qualifying.
Luge was practice.
Curling and Figure Skating were, I think, regular events.

Some of the sports just take longer than others so they start before the opening ceremony. It's always been like that, no matter how odd.
Curling and luge probably just a lot of run before a final placement can be determined.

The mixed doubles curling was real games, as was the figure skating for the mean events. I believe the skiing, and luge stuff was just qualifying, but I am not positive.

Well it's just that curling and figure skating have multiple separate events. Withcurlingyou havemixeddoubles, mens and women's, and with skating you have the team event, then individual men's, women's, pairs and dancing, all of which have two skates.

Nothing makes me want to perform like the Olympics, especially the winter Olympics.

Anyone heading up to Whistler soon? Wanna hit the slopes real bad now. I'm gonna get a nice wax and edging on my skis before I head up next.

>Whistler

newstralia

Gonna start edging and waxing my penis desu~ Gonna shoot my load all over the gondola

I'll probably go up there when I'm back at Seattle. Probably around November.

>tfw your slutty snow bunny gf blows you in the gondola
>couldn’t ever nut in time
>extremely high test runs all day

Good times senpai

They're absolutely everyone. On all the mountains here in BC. Tons of Aussies in Whistler, tons on all the North Shore mountains. My buddy works at Sun Peaks and they're all there too.

I mean, I'm glad they like it here? I always feel happy when people like Canada, lol.

2bh, I'm probably gonna join you. Feeling pretty excited right now.

Can't wait. See you up there. I'll show you some sweet ridges and out of bounds areas if you're down.

>Opening Ceremony in about 3 bongs 30 bings
Did I missed it?
The fuck much is 3 bongs 30 bings? 3 hs 30 mins?

How do people in Slovakia like people in the Czech Repubic?

My great great grandmother was 100% czech blood from Prague and moved to the USA. Seeing how I am American I have no other knowledge of other countries, except that it existed as one with Slovakia years ago.

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It's on at lunchtime here. So a couple more hours.

I'M EXCITED!

>want to shitpost with Sup Forums during the opening ceremony
>it starts in 3 hours.

Should I take a power nap and then wake up lads?

I'm an idiot, I went to the olympics page, it's in 3 hours, and it's 5am here, fuck my life, I need to sleep, will come back later, Thanks.

we get along great
only edgy soybois are trying to make console-wars between our countries on normiebook

power naps can be great, but if you fuck up theyll kill you
sleepyti.me/

Use this calculator to make an alarm when to wake up

I ruin my sleep schedule every Olympics and it sucks, but its worth it

>3 hours left

fuck it, see you fuckers in 3 hours.

Have a fap nap like Momoko over here.

For the love of ayy lmao no kpop horseshit

let's get this started

>nathan chen

>The average human takes fourteen minutes to fall asleep, so plan accordingly!

is this true

bump

>It's at 5:30 am

Idk, but the formula of trying to wake up between 90 minute sleep cycles has worked out pretty well for me.

Why not /wog/?

Wrong thread?

Think there will be pirate streams? Being Amerifat is suffering.

>Opening Ceremony at 5am

Oh no no no no

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH WHY IS IT SO FUCKING LATE!??????????????!

THIS FUCKING SUUUCKS FUCK YOU KOREA FOR PICKING THIS TIME TO DO YOUR DUMB CEREMONY!!!!

>BASED americans angery at ceremony
it's literally during lunch

Use a VPN
I decided a month of VPN was worth the price to watch the canadian CBC streams live

Go cbc.ca and use hola

>being a cord cutting cuck

>using hola

enjoy your V&

Is the shitposting going to be better at 3am (PST) or will it be better during the rebroadcast at 5pm (PST)?

This will determine if I stay up or not.

Rebroadcast for sure will be the more shitposting
This will be more comfy

Since Sup Forums is my only friend im going to stay around for both
Once the games start it wont be redundant because rebroadcasts skip a ton of stuff

>channel 7 showing reruns of sochi with no commentary to protect their shitty news ratings
>list all their shit tv shows in their "what's coming up" sidebar

god these people irritate me

>not watching both

You want to see what they censor out of the ceremony, stuff always fucks up

they were probably joking that it should be /wog/ instead of /og/ since its winter games, /wog/ is part of the MLS threads

gonna take a quick nap, hope i dont fuck up.

I know nothing about the winter Olympics

Are we good at anything?

You are about as good as you are in Summer Olympics

^This 2bh^

Oh damn, the rebroadcast won't be in full? Even the CBC one?

If that's the case, I'll definitely watch it live.

I didnt mean to imply that it wont be in full.

You are looking for people fucking up that will be covered up in the rebroadcast. They dont cut a lot out but will omit mistakes

we're decent at curling

anyone got the live curling streams or what?????

its over until tomorrow

any taima stream for maximum shitposting?

>tfw you love the winter olympics but it will consume every day of the next 2 weeks if you try to watch all the events you like

I simply dont have the time on this go around...
At least these ones are the tainted Olympics since they've banned most the Russians

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yikes

Last Time, on F̶y̶r̶e̶F̶e̶s̶t̶i̶v̶a̶l̶ ̶2̶0̶1̶8̶ PyeongChang Olympic Shitshow D-1:
>1200 security released due to Norovirus outbreak caused by food sanitation
>2000 volunteers quit due to shitty working conditions
>dozens of workers file petitions for human rights violations (10 workers crammed in room for 4, leaks, no heat)
>Opening Ceremony venue has no roof
>Not enough trains to carry spectators
>Will be attempting to cram 15,000 people into train for 410
>Announcement that there are no plans to fix situation
>banning WiFi eggs and laptops from venues
>Apartment building burning down
>Organized anti-islamic group successfully forced Olympics to remove a mobile prayer room from the host cities
>Norwegians order 15,000 eggs instead of 1500 because stupid Korean counting system

This time on Olympic Shitshow D+0
>There are less than 75 lockers total across all the Olympic venue
>the locker managers decided that yesterday was a good day to replace the doors from all the lockers in the major stations, exposing people's belongings already inside
>Tourism officials didn't know that visitors would arrive "early" (before opening ceremonies)
>Trains didn't know that station announcements need to be in English
>Coldest venue in 24 years is literally destroying Olympians' skis
>lack of trashcans, the place is getting covered in litter

And we still have 2 hours until Opening Ceremonies!

2 hours away, has anyone found any streams yet?

American broadcasting is retarded and zero channels are showing this until 8pm the next day

nice

Wtf I thought South Korea was supposed to be civilized.

We'll rekt your ass bitch

not too long ago they had to depose their prime minster (a woman) because she was so corrupt

>worth the price to watch the canadian CBC

I need a quality stream (see: flag)

Doesn't seem like any bars here will be showing it so I'm stuck at home alone.

>civilized
>12 dog meat restaurants within walking distance of the venues

vpn then use the country list (watch now)
olympic.org/

they are yellow trash basically

You havent seen CBS coverage

Shit, this actually works!

Turned on the curling to test, and there doesn't seem to be any commentary which is pretty weird.

When you use Hola, your personal IP is used by some random other person who wants to pretend he is in your country.
You are swapping your IP with another Hola user, its not a VPN.

You are letting some rando do whatever he wants under your IP, the only way to stop being an exit node is to pay Hola for their premium service. Better hope someone doesnt do something stupid under your IP

Does anyone know if its going to be streamed anywhere? I don't have access to a TV at the moment.

Haha, no! Watch some independent journalist docu's and you'll see that the government always tries to get away with shit like this. The sinking of the boat with students and bell diving system is a great example of that.

Do they do anything to block access to CP at least? I don't think anything else would be an issue here in Vietnam (unless they start denouncing the government in Vietnamese or something)

Youtube is streaming it atm: youtube.com/watch?v=kDHlio3dAZY

>Do they do anything to block access to CP at least?

How would they block anything?
They just route traffic, nothing more

just under 2 bongs lads

hope america doesnt win anything

I doubt that will last

IT BEGINS

So is the opening ceremony at 6am Eastern Time? As in 1.5 hours from now?

I keep finding half a million conflicting times, with messed up time zones (People live in Korea, giving times in other time zones that don't add up to the Korean time)

think this is our year lads.

It's coming HOME

didn't know it was already upon us lads, time to get shitfaced

what's begun?

>didn't know it was already upon us lads

desu until recently I was fucking stupid and forgot this was the Winter Olympics, I thought it was still months away.

check the official site in the OP ladhas a countdown timer

Ah, didn't even know. Thank you.

>obligatory flaming faggot and useless bitch

A sleep cycle is an hour and a half not 90 minutes

yeah same, I mean I knew it was coming because they are hyping up the ads for it because it's in a really good time zone for Australia but I still thought it was a month or 2 away

Same, it's crazy that it's happening in the summer lad

meanwhile on the final approach to the venue